where did that come from?
many years ago when i met my wife we spent the evening at a friends house getting horribly drunk and doing teh MASSIVE drugs*on the way home doing what all men do when drunk apart from make a fool of them selfs my middle leg decided to wanted to play and wifey was up for it as well . result!
a few minutes of fumbling whilst drunkenly trying to pull her knickers down and trying to stay up right and not puke all over her it was decided by gravity that the best place would be lying down and then trying to get jiggly with it several minutes passed in what i thought was a damned good seeing to and after spreading my man fat all over her insides we some how managed to get upright and decent exactly as 2 policemen walked around the corner if i had been sober the chances of getting caught would hae been een higher .

so so glad that they didnt see us but not sure about the cctv camera i seemed to spend a lot of time looking our way






*ibuprofen and asprin
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 18:12, 1 reply)

I'm on my gf's account reading your post out loud to her. At the end I announce "I don't know how people can do it when they are that drunk." Beth replies with "That's funny you always seem to give it a go."

I roll my eyes and begin reading out the title of the next post

"I know it's sad, but I do it all the time."

*palmface*
(samurai_beth, Sat 29 Jan 2011, 21:55, closed)