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This is a question I should have been arrested

Faced with The Law when I and a bunch of equally idiotic mates set off a load of loud explosions down the local chalk pit, we blamed bigger boys who had run off. Tell us of the times when you got away with something naughty and slightly out of order.

Thanks to MatJ for the suggestion

(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:36)
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Cock
I once accidently shot and killed one of my neighbour’s chickens whilst standing outside my house, practicing my archery skills.

I should of been fined 5 Septims but the copper let me off because I’m the Thane of Whiterun.

AND joke on joke, it turn's out the guard used to be an adventurer!

Lollerskates.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:17, 5 replies)
Do chickens normally die if they take an arrow to the knee?

(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:25, closed)
Depends on the RPG
Zelda chickens go mental and get their mates to gang up on you.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:29, closed)
Careful those chickens don't rat you out.

(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:53, closed)

Should join "The Dark Brotherhood"
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 20:28, closed)
I'm sorry...

but I'm clicking this just for "Lollerskates"

Brilliant
(, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 15:44, closed)

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