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Muns asks - Did you blag your way through a job interview, only to be caught out? Is your photography portfolio full of other peoples work? Did your potential employers google your name, before offering you a lucrative contract and discover something from your past you would rather forget? How did you fail to get the job?

(unknown, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:00)
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Applying for a job as a developer years back, they sent me a .psd file of a design and asked me to code it up as a DHTML page
apparently the done thing was *not* to find their development server, download the page they'd created for the client, tidy up the code a bit and send it back to them
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 10:39, 25 replies)
you rapscallion

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:37, closed)
I might have got away with it if I hadn't also included their animated gif

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:47, closed)

hadn't also included their animated gif t wasn't for those meddling kids.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 11:58, closed)
so yet again you inserted something into a delicate area and tried to pass it off as a good idea?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 13:25, closed)
Fuck me, even by qotw standards I am really shit
Er, yes, I "inserted" an "email" into their "inbox", I suppose

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fucking hell, I'm actually physically wincing at how much of a retard I am
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 14:13, closed)
haha i troll u

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 16:05, closed)
^l33t haxxor^

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 14:43, closed)
I thought you were our resident l33t h4xx0r?
Tracking Liemallow's holiday IPs, and having untold numbers of sockpuppets is like hacking the Gibson.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 14:59, closed)
There's nothing l33t about hacking this place

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 15:01, closed)
I heard you once opened two tabs
in the same browser.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 15:17, closed)
One to edit envee's posts and another one to type "lol I hax u rofl"

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 16:07, closed)
^ 5k1llz!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Jun 2015, 17:01, closed)
Has anyone else said Kobyashi Maru yet?

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 17 Jun 2015, 14:07, closed)

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