Old Sayings
It is remarkable at how many old sayings and proverbs I can remember:

- Home is where the house is
- Never look a gift horse in the anus
- A little of what you fancy makes you fat
- A poor workman always blames his Polish understudy
- Actions speak louder than words, for the deaf community
- Don’t count your chickens in one basket
- Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you’re an emo
- See a pin and pick it up, careful you don’t cut your finger

I could go on. So many sayings, and I still remember them from growing up.

Sometimes these old sayings can prove useless; they just use up valuable storage space in my mind. Other times however, things happen in life, and it gives me the chance to use one of the sayings that I still remember. Take last week for example.
I saw a woman in Tesco, struggling to control her kids. She looked really stressed and at breaking point. Then she accidently knocked over a carton of milk and it exploded all over the aisle floor.

She dropped to her knees and burst into tears, surrounded by spilled milk. It reminded me of something my dad used to say to my mum, a saying I still remember, so I walked over to her and said; "Get a fucking grip, you stupid bitch."

Ahhhh, old sayings.
(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:12, 5 replies)

Hahahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:00, closed)

Brilliant...
...easy winner!
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:37, closed)

Superb!
Have a click
( snee held his breath since, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 11:33, closed)

Hmmm
Should I be claiming royalties on the first one...?
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Sun 3 Jul 2011, 1:25, closed)

Haha
Brilliant!
( DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 14:00, closed)