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My office this year is having Christmas lunch. In the office. On some desks we are going to clear the monitors off. The computers underneath will keep running as we are behind on some deadlines and need to keep rendering.

OK, so some people aren't getting anything, but how Scrooge-like are your bosses when it comes to Christmas?

(, Thu 16 Dec 2004, 14:42)
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My Uni Course party was last night...
and I was attempting to help an extremely drunk mate up the stairs to the toilet in a bar when an irish bouncer said he was gonna kick him out. In his drunken state, my mate had forgotten his coat and remembered this as he was being bundled outside, and the bouncer wouldn't let him get it.

I made the mistake of touching the bouncer on the arm to try and ask him to let my mate get his coat (don't do it, kids). He didn't like it, and started bundling me out proper rough so I shoved him. He smacked me around the head (painful)and started dragging me by my hair,(cue swearing, very painful, my hair is pretty long) so i elbowed him, and he shoved me through the exit door, banging my head on it in the process.

By now very angry (and not very pissed at all, surprisingly, hence the feelings of pain) I span round and screamed at him "you shouldn't have done that you f*cking paddy bastard" to which his reply was a bloody hard kick in the knee. Slight limp now, but a good time all round :)

usual apologies
(, Thu 16 Dec 2004, 17:14, closed)

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