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I am officially fucking bored
Did you go to Uni? was it worth it? Did you enjoy yourself? Is your degree usefully in the workplace?

alt: great quotes

altalt: what skillz do you wish you had?

Altaltalt: anyone like F1? looking like it'll be a topsy turvy season
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 14:53, 200 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
it's definitely lunchtime
what are you having?

alt: are you comfortable with your body and being naked? do you strut around like a turkeycock or do you scuttle to cover up every last bit of wobbling flesh? how much would someone have to pay you to streak down your high street?

alt alt: alternative careers for b3tans? monty would make a great pirate/highwayman...
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:42, 195 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
You have £10 and 30 minutes before you die.
You must use that time to spend and enjoy the money, not to do any soppy bollocks like kissing loved ones goodbye before you snuff it.

What would you buy?*

Alt: Do you believe that the UK economy is growing? (based on your own experiences not industry data).

*Try to avoid obvious answers like beer or drugs.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 10:38, 210 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
Oh man, bad dreams about hospitals and aliens and hypnotheropy and stanly knifes to cut out the alien implants.
Woke myself up shouting in my sleep. BUT THEN, I had an awesome dream about following a (human) space rocket in a car.

It's werid how dreams can feel so powerful and strong, like they're real, until you've woken up properly and all that magic and imagination feels so unimportant and pathetic.

We're coming up to the half way point of the week, anyone interested in this?... www.startreklondon.com/ .

What do you reckon, slimming world or weight watchers?
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 7:35, 200 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
Well if no one has any further questions for Vippers
And it seems that he has returned to his fabulous new life without us, I declare the limp beginnings of an evening thread.
To start you off, what would you like to see the return of?
Or are some things best left in the past?
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 21:18, 304 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
What are you having for tea?

(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:08, 109 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
What band would you like most to see, but can't?
Because they're dead/split up/no longer around. Mine's either the Airplane, or New Riders of the Purple Sage.
Alt, how was lunch? Mine was piggly ace.
Alt, alt www.lovefood.com/journal/opinions/15251/dinner-tea-or-supper
I call it tea, and therefore am working class. Meh.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 13:38, 205 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
What strange tasks should I ask my new PA to undertake for me?
Must not be sexual or anything that would get me fired.

Alt: If you were to arrange a bash, where would it be and what would you plan?

Please note: this question does not ask about lunch, as you're all a bunch of lardies who could do with skipping a few meals.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 11:51, 131 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
That's quite enough of that.
I am reliably informed that the holographic Tupac that was recently unveiled was really very impressive (unlike Tupac himself, who was a stage-school dwarf with 'John Wayne Syndrome', a gay 'tache and zero MC $killZ). As Lusty remarked to me, it won't be long before cloth-eared dunces will be able to attend a beyond-the-grave Michael Jackson show using the same technology.

But surely this is a (smooth - lol) criminal waste of such wizardry? Is a gig by a squeaking bleached-skinned nonce really the best application of this? What would be better use of this shit?

Alt: 8 hours of sleep a night: too much? Not enough? How much to you get and do you feel it's enough? This one is dedicated to /OT's resident Welshman, AA.
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:12, 215 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
I've added the drinks menu
For the Apple to the calendar.

What time are you getting there?

Alt; What's your excuse?
(, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 7:45, 230 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
?
alt:!?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:09, 216 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
Well that last thread has died.
What single lyric gives the easiest earworm?

Alt: Something else.

Ooh. Stick you. Your momma too - and your Daddy.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 19:52, 251 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
I have been real busy today
Stripping paint in my kitchen, filling some gaps in the plaster, clearing out one of my outhouses and preparing for next week's Paul Smith shoot.

I just have to apply another layer of filler, then sand the window frame down and I'll be ready to paint.

Hopefully won't ruin my nails.

What have you bumlords been up to today, and do you have a Paul Smith modelling gig to prepare for?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 18:17, 72 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
So, would you?
Discuss.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:41, 265 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
When people smoke outside the back door of my office
the smell comes in through the vent pipe of the air con unit next to my desk.

Since I'm obviously not going to do the mature thing of waiting until someone is smoking, opening my window, politely explaining the situation and asking if they would mind standing further away from the door when smoking, how should I vent my impotent rage at them?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:37, 276 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
What's the worst Film you've ever seen?
I think mine has to be either, Babylon AD or Sex and the City.

Alt: When did you last have the option of a normal or a large pasty and if you recall correctly you had the large and very nice it was too?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:00, 205 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
that thread is broken
Would you go back to uni/education or could you not face the "rigours of academia" any more? What would you study?

Alt: best smell worst smell?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 12:59, 11 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
Things you are 'definitely going to do'.
I'm going to write and illustrate a story for my daughter, ideally in time for her birthday in July. I've got the backstory and plot worked out already, but I've a feeling it'll be next year's birthday it's ready for - that said it's a little more grownup that is suitable for a four year old anyway. There are some graphic sex scenes, for one.

What are you 'definitely going to do', apart from my mum, obv.?
Alt: It's Jeffstock this weekend. I am excited. Are you?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:21, 247 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
A Monday morning de-cluttering thread
Are you a hoarder or do you bin off your possessions? It was a "free listing" weekend on eBay this week. Are you "into" buying/selling on it? Best and worst sales/purchases?

Alt:
How many different types of weather are we going to have today? How many times will I have your Mum?
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 6:40, 247 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
That last thread is a bit cluttered.
Have a new one.
(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 3:49, 2 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
That last thread is getting a bit cluttered.
Have a new one.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 19:35, 386 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
What a fabulous morning it is !
Good morning !
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 10:36, 231 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
Two thread Saturday!
What's going on with you, Internet shut-ins?

I'm fine, thank you very much for asking.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:44, 196 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
Yay, Google are celebrating another photographer!
Who should be commemorated by google? How would hey do it? Do you reckon you could make a google doodle which celebrates b3ta and includes a spurting cock?
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 11:05, 105 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
I will start a new thread then.
Because I can.

I am a mighty powerful inferno of TD. I am the sun, and the moon.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 23:04, 163 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
Just got my dinner out of the freezer
linkified image for the working man

It reminded me of someone on here, but I can't think who...

What's happening with you?
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 18:36, 143 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
NEWS ALERT:
Moribund messageboard struggles with chronic lethargy and dullness.

What's wrong with you people, eh?

Alt: My kid is four this summer. 'Member being four? What would you say was your favourite age so far?
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:53, 230 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
NEWS ALERT:
People should download the google currents app on their phone, it's good and you won't need me for your news links from now on.

What are the best type of noodles? I'm having singapore tonight, they get my vote.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:43, 98 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
Anyone watch Derek last night? Gervais' new thing. Opinions on Gervais in general?
Alt do you go to stand up gigs?
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:16, 191 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

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