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So, vegetarian sushi is rather nom.
I wonder why that is.

go on,I promise not to delete this thread, honest.

EDIT: ann actual question: what do you believe, but cannot prove?

Alt: what have you seen proved but still cannot believe.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:21, 236 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
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A bad thing, or a very bad thing?

Failing that, turn it into a lunch thread.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:16, 213 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
well that was good

(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:10, 28 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
So Ray Bradbury is dead.
SciFi writers thread?
"The Illustrated Man" & "Something Wicked This Way Comes" were some of of my faves by above.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 10:10, 224 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? Is it a monster?
Alt: What's that coming over your nan? Is it the Montser? Is it the Montster?

Why yes. Yes it is. And the only person enjoying it more than her is YOU. You're fucking disgusting.

Alt alt: Spastics. 'The Paralympics'? Fuck off. The only people who care about that shit are the long-suffering families of the competing flidmoes and the 'couldn't cut it in the sphere of able-bodied sports' losers who train them - sorry, the 'inspirational coaches who give so much of their time'. I know I'm right here. This isn't a question.
(, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 8:26, 133 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
This news story is a bit interesting.
www.guardian.co.uk/society/2012/jun/06/unpaid-jubilee-jobseekers-downing-street

What are your opinions? Do you think that people should have access to toilets and somewhere to change or ARE THEY ALL SCROUNGING LAZY MOANY CUNTS??!?!?!?!

I also like how the government doesn't give a toss that as a direct result of their policy people are being treated badly.

Alt: fuck you
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:19, 132 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
That thread got big. I can't be bothered to read through it.
What can't you be bothered to do today?

NB: I can, however, be bothered to vanity search. I do not smell of Jo Malone, although I did once. The train ride home stinking of woman's perfume was EXCELLENT fun. Especially since it was one of the last that day and was packed. I got Looks. It turns out that what may smell good on a woman makes a man smell like a tart's gusset. I also do not smell of garlic and camembert. I stink of red wine, like all good Frenchmen.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 14:33, 151 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
i can't keep up with the excitement today
i have got the WORST cold, i feel like SHIT. which sucks in june. what are the best cold remedies? i am looking for ones along the lines of "feed a cold", provided it's "with diamonds" as my throat is too sore to swallow.

alt: which old-wives tales are bollocks, and which are true?

alt alt: LUNCH?
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:12, 234 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
That thread had died a little.
As you may know, I am a massive namedropping cunt.

Who is the last famous person you saw? I've seen Boris Johnson twice in the past fortnight, he runs along the same stretch of canal which I walk down each morning.

Alt: Who was the best? Who was the weirdest? For me that must go to Sylvester McCoy, backstage at the Essential Festival in Finsbury Park. What the fuck he was doing there I have no idea.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 11:26, 87 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
New thread time as I can't see the poster of the previous one due to him being stood behind a dwarf.
Tonight I'm off to Donnington to enjoy a music festival for the next five days.

I have just bought some wet wipes and painkillers and my friend is bringing all the cider and beer in his caravan.

What else should I take?
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 10:19, 115 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
Good morning wankstains.
Now that Betty’s party weekend is over what’s your next excuse for a party/ piss up? Mine will be this Sunday when I turn 39. Suggestions please on how I should spend it (other than having sex with a member of my family).

Alt: I expect each of you wants to bore each other with tales of your bank holiday weekend. I personally couldn’t give a shit what you got up to, but if I don’t ask then some of you are bound to moan. So how was your weekend? Dull I expect.
(, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 7:53, 181 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
How was your Jubilee weekend?
My head hurts a lot. And a guy was wearing the same jacket as me at the place I was in last night. What other student is a dickhead enough to buy Dior eh? I'm still angry.

Alt: What weird habits do you have? I talk to myself a lot. It's endeared me to some, my housemates want to kill me. Apparently I have arguments with myself.
(, Tue 5 Jun 2012, 14:41, 169 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
Evening Shift, Assemble*
*unless otherwise engaged
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:30, 74 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
did you all die?

(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 18:45, 35 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
First!
Well I seem to be awake. Fucksticks. Oh well I might as well buckle up and face the day. Good thinks happening later, off to my mates place to drink, cook, play poker and watch James bond.

How will you be celebrating Bank Holiday Part 1?

Alt: Rabi Lional Blue (blume?) On the radio. Who do you have an irrational fondness of due mostly to reasons of nostalgia.
(, Mon 4 Jun 2012, 7:50, 10 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
CHINESE FOOD FOR DINNER CHINESE FOOD FOR DINNER.
u good?
(, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 18:57, 22 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
Good morning party people
So far i've had a long run, made the family breakfast in bed and washed the cars, what have you managed to achieve before 9am on a sunday?

Alt: Sunday dinner
(, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 9:01, 71 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
First proper bike ride of the summer and I've fucked my bike up.
When did you last have a FFS moment?

alt: I consider myself lucky to have friends who are enthusiastic when it comes to fixing bikes and are currently trying to sort mine out. What 'benefits' do your friends provide?
(, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 18:26, 206 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
are any of you forrin people awake?
I'm bored of studying and need some procrastination help.
(, Sat 2 Jun 2012, 10:55, 2 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
Friday night
Is there anyone there?
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:18, 168 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
See you later shitlords!

(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:02, 3 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
Summer trak for 2012 I vote 110% by Jessie Ware
In most of our minds there's that one trak that makes you think of summer in a year.

1985 was Nu shooz "I can't wait" I lost my virginity whilst that trak was playing

1989 was Soul II Soul "keep on moving"

1993 Ice Cube "today was a good day"

What trak reminds you of summer and what year

Alt: What song,film or thing reminds you of how you lost your virginty and what happened?!!!!!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:51, 179 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
Blood.
Bored of that thread now.

1. Do you donate yours? Or is yours too full of substances?
2. Black pudding; yes or no?
3. ‘Blood’ is also used by the youth of today as a term of endearment. What other words have you heard being misused by yobbo teenagers?
4. Do you ever see traces of blood on your penis after you’ve done your mum up the arse without lube?
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:54, 109 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
My slightyl weird building manager person is leaving today to move to New Zealand with her husband.
She's invited everyone out for drink up the road after work. I feel I should go because I'm a nice person and would hate her to do this and have no-one turn up, but on the other hand, I don't really know her and, as I said, she's a bit weird.

Should I go, or should I claim to be really busy and working late and then leave by the back door?
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:28, 126 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
Fine I'll do another one.
What are you doing this weekend. Please respond in this format.

Tonight:
Tomorrow:
Sunday:
Monday:
Tuesday:
to make it easier for me to compile it into a graph. Thanks.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:23, 20 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
I watched a fish called Wanda last night.
So obviously today I'm confused because I'm not sure if Jamie Lee Curtis is attractive or not. What's your take on that timeless question.

alt:Best Python
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:29, 110 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

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