Ballbustin'
I've just managed to fix something in work that has been properly busting my balls for a week. Tell me of this weeks wins please
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 14:44, 109 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Whatcha getting/doing for YM on YM'sD ?
If ain't got no mum what would you get her?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 13:26, 100 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

HIYA!!
It's my official Friday today. What is good about your day so far?

Alt. What was the last thing you had through your letterbox? Mine was a statement. How exciting! (That wasn't the statement)

Altalt. Think of modern Carry On films.

or CHAT!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:02, 105 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Make up a conspiracy theory

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:21, 142 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

right, battered's turgid turd needs to be flushed away
oscar pistorius: did he do it on purpose? will he get off?

missing plane: do we believe the latest stuff? or is the only truth the fact that various governments cannot be trusted to tell it?

conspiracies: do you believe they exist everywhere? or is the simplest explanation usually the right one?

random: what was the last thing you put in your mouth that wasn't food or drink?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:01, 98 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Good morning shitcunts.
How are we all this morning? Anything interesting planned for today?*

*Disclaimer: I don't actually give a shit about you or your pathetic life.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 8:02, 128 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Fuck that thread about that bug-eyed racist and the limp-wristed hypocrite.
Here's some good news for Stunned and Monty.

www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/no-frills-pub-will-allow-pissing-yourself-2014032685077

What would constitute good news for you?

alt: pricks

altalt: cunts

altaltalt: Dozer is a prick.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 21:41, 37 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Nigel Farage isn't doing as well against Nick Clegg as he thinks he is.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 19:51, 88 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I had cake at lunchtime.
Actual cake, not internet "cayke". It was a colin the caterpiller cake. I have a feeling I will have another this evening too.

When was the last time you had some cake? Was it good cake? Why did you have cake?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 15:01, 112 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Imma do a boring thread!
PHONE CHAT
Do you have a mobile telephone?
What 'fun' noises does it make?
What 'wallpaper' do you use?
How often do you check your phone?
What does your last text message say?
Do you have a holder for it that clips on your belt?
Bluetooth, that's cool innit!?
Best WAP.....something?
Favourite app?
I'm bored! LUNCH.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:39, 190 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Mid Morning OT!
Hows about some history to start your day?
www.beautifulbritain.co.uk/htm/onthisday/onthisday.htm
www.thisdayinmusic.com/

*warning* the music link has one of them sound ads. How annoying are they? What else annoys you today? (mythreadslol)

alt. What is your favorite era in History?

Altalt. Dunno, just talk. You all expect far to much!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:02, 176 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Thats a shit thread....
Morning OT, I hope you all had a good evening kiddy fiddling...

Ok so on the drive into work this morning listening to radio 2 they started going on about "The young brass of the year" I thought that was a badly thought out award. Edit: Any other badly worded radio or TV announcements heard recently

Alt: Guilty povvo food secret, last night the missus was out so rather than cook anything decent I did chicken and chips, eat it without cutlery and felt great. What's your povvo food secret
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 8:11, 124 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Fuck this shit, I'm off to work.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 7:06, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

That last thread was clearly a breach of patient/ doctor guidelines.
Small part of an outer London area, drunken person requiring intervention = Stunned.

Terrible breach of the data protection act & possibly of the Hippocratic Oath.

Is your Doctor as big a cunt as this one?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:13, 165 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Just been emailed, crisis meeting tomorrow, can I cancel apps, patient being evicted, alcohol dependent.
That's some paperwork then. When did you have to do something in a hurry?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 20:09, 53 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright
getting a bit heavy in there innit?
What are you all up to this evening?

Lovely.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 17:05, 109 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Let's have a thread where we all say nice things about Nakers
and his new progeny.

I'll start.

Congratulations you bent spastic on producing a new person. I hope it doesn't cry a huge amount and that your existing child doesn't attempt to smother it.

EDIT - Alt: which would you give up, books or music?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 15:39, 169 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Holiday
Best/worst holiday experiences?

Alt:
Garden woes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 14:05, 87 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Lunch thread.
Ramen noodles and prawn dumplings and it tastes gooooood! What are stuffing down your fat gullet?

ALT: At JeffStock III some disgraceful Oirish Hoor with tatts and piercings offered to buy me a drink. Have you any tatts or piercings?

ALT alt: Bloo bloo.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 12:33, 138 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Come on OT *claps*
Why is your Tuesday shit so far? Why is it good?
I've just paid some bills so I have more money for my Newcastle trip this weekend. Lovely.

Alt. IIO - Rapture on the radio. Used to love this song. What are you listening to?

Alt. Betty Rubble, Judy Jetson, Jessica Rabbit - Kill, fuck, marry.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 10:36, 171 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Good Morning OT
Aint life a funny thing...

Living in the country I often see things that I find odd, as an example a herd of geese grazing, I never think of birds as grazing they should eat seeds or insects etc.

Alt: What would you like today to bring you?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 8:19, 138 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Well this is bollocks.
What's good at the moment? Apart from MM or MD.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 20:18, 54 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What's the best film you've seen this year?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 18:15, 53 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What's the worst film you've ever watched?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:23, 147 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Hello OT
Bond films we all love a Bond film don't we, however who is, in your opinion the most attractive Bond girl (or male counterpart for the ladies and gaybos) having caught a bit of Sundays I am going to say Barbara Bach,

Alt: You have been caught redhanded doing something that you shouldn't be (apart from being on B3ta) what is it you have been caught doing?

Altalt: make your own up
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 14:49, 250 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Have you ever protested about something (other than my threads)?
How did it go?

Alt. lunch.
Altalt. Imfuckingboredlol
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 13:49, 102 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Cornflake pissing
My tenants have just decided they dont want to buy the house

When was the last time someone took a massive piss into a breakfast cereal of your choice?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 11:16, 157 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

well that was good. let's start with an actual question and see if it helps
what do you wish you could do, that you can't?

who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?

what was the last thing you ate? was it any good?

what lesson should all children of today learn?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:39, 68 replies, latest was 10 years ago)