Children.
Just for Swipe.

Kids eh? Like them? Dislike them? Want them? Not want them? Why? Why not? Have them? Planning on having more?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 13:42, 36 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

So, how are you?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:09, 134 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

POO CHAT!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:09, Reply)

7 a day fruit and veg, who accheives this?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:23, 165 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Following on from earlier comments, anyone seen or done any good April Fool jokes this morning?
other than YM, obv.

alt: Are April Fool jokes just an annoying waste of time?

altalt: Who should Rory "be" next?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 7:20, 104 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Following on from earlier comments, what's for dinner

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:33, 144 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Following on from earlier comments
What fucking stupid things do you do that you know are really bad for you?

ALT:
ima call lunch tales
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:15, 90 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Following on from earlier comments,
do you class dependency as an illness, or your own bloody fault?If you have a heart attack because you like cakes, own fault or serious med? Where is the dividing line between waste of space, ans someone with issues, that can be treated?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:13, 158 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

where the feck are you all, eh?!
don't pretend you're doing something more important. but whilst we're at it, what do you consider to be important?

alt: there was predictable sobbing drama at the hen do. i avoided it by dragging those not immediately involved out to a club. what was the last pointless drama you saw?

altalt: i've got to make that scrounging frog a shepherds pie tonight. what do you put in it? are you a fan of carrots or are they blasphemy like a carrot pasty?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:04, 9 replies, latest was 8 years ago)

Summertime and the living is easy...
Bonjour, la classe.
I used my extra hour of daylight sitting in the garden with a beer and a smoke.
How are you celebrating British Summer Time?

Alt: I heard on the radio this morning of plans to outlaw mental cruelty to children.
It's one of the few pleasures of being a parent, how can they do this?
What simple pleasures* do you enjoy?

Altalt: is recession over
hey guys what you think is recession over or we are up for really bad times especiallyy IT sector

*Haha, yes my mum/wife/sister/hahayoursofunny
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 8:46, 42 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Had a good weekend? I'd score mine 9/10.
Score yours.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 20:33, 12 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 19:28, Reply)

Afternoon. How are things?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 14:57, 110 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Grinning like a mong
went for coffee on an internet date, 7 hours later we part with proper kisses and all. I am happy.

What was your best first date?
alt: worst first date?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 23:28, 21 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Enough of that prick.
I have a daughter asleep upstairs, chicken in oyster sauce simmering and about to chose a film to watch.

What do you have happening? Don't pretend you have a life.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 19:53, 82 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Go on then you oafs.
I'll do one.

Best guitar solo ever?

Youtube links encouraged and accepted.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 21:13, 45 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Has everyone gone home?
Come on team! One more hour or so of work to go.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 15:37, 78 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Bigoted knobcheeses.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26773016Are you a bigoted knobcheese, or don't you really care?
Magnum PI was excellent this morning,
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26773016
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 14:14, 20 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I'm in Bridgwater.
:(
( Kroney, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:20, 128 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Its fucking F F F Friday!
What does today have in store for you? Are you doing anything exciting today or over the weekend (apart from MM)?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 9:32, 122 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

who's the best Briton
Mad Jack Churchill obv, but who else ?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 3:30, 37 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Cunts.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 20:51, 7 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Animal woes.
www.independent.co.uk/news/science/crows-as-clever-as-children-in-causal-reasoning-9219109.html
Crows. Not happy with being sqwarky, angry thugs, are meant to be as clever as a 7 year old child.
Tell us your bird/animal tales of woe, treachery and despair.

I once had shit thrown at me by an elephant at Edinburgh zoo and a seagull once stole my chips.
Not on the same day.

alt. Alright
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 17:26, 38 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Who here likes Boats?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:23, 39 replies, latest was 10 years ago)