Train thread, train thread duh duh duh duh duh dugggggh
Weds tomorrow woo! All weeks should be 4 days, I reckon I get just as much done anyway.

My chives are about to flower, the books says to pinch them off to encourage new growth, I I like the flowers so may leave them be.

Alt: dunno
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:21, 52 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

'Alright yer'
Yesterday I was shocked to discover that squirrels don't eat turkish delight, even if you have purchased it from a small woman in a headscarf that looks like a puppet. What have you learnt recently?
Alt: Lunch
Altalt: #chivealive2014 #hashtagsummink
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:12, 159 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

So at work I use a window's machine
And i've already installed malware by googling 'firefox' and downloading the first result... whoops.

Are you evangelical about anything?

Alt: What are you looking forward to this year, as in, films/tech/events/music/whatever; not personal stuff.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:09, 135 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Good morning. Did you have a good zombie jew memorial weekend?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 8:21, 121 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

#notamontythread

( Kroney, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 17:43, 173 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day
I am disgusted to the core of my being
That you are all so butt Fuckingly gay.

But se'sly, glorious day here in Cornwall. I am outside having a cup of tea and looking at the views like a Townie. Just trying to decide what might pass as entertainment around here today?

Alt. How are the sick people today? Monts, get yourself down the quacks.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 19 Apr 2014, 8:54, 131 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Good evening. How are we all?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 19:19, 51 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Urgh.
Im not even wake at this time on a work day, let alone a Bank Holiday.
What are you all up to? Gonna get some shopping done today and go for a nice walk. Then it's eyes down for Bingo (and a lot of drink).
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 8:38, 50 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Evening thread.
Jesus died to give us two bank holidays. Who do you hope dies, and for what noble cause?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 19:15, 17 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What have I missed today then kids?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 16:03, 61 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Hello there offtopicers and Tim Stiltons
Here are some questions:

When was the last time you pretended to understand or find funny something that everyone else was pissing themselves laughing about but sailed a countrymile over your head?

ALTERNATIVE 1: Do you have any bongle-inspiring workmates that have sent you waddling to the work toilet to ease the pressure?

ALTERNATIVE 2: I thought everyone knew who everyone was so what's the problem with this real name thing anyhow?
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 14:00, 190 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

WHo is the most famous person you have fucked
I fucked the twins off funhouse and the one with one and a half arms off cbeebies, but the most famous person I ever fucked is probably Shakira. How about you?
( Peej, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 12:48, 35 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

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[mod edit] TIM FUCKING STILTON!
( Peej, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 12:31, 6 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

OH HAI GUYZ
It's me ! Internet's popular The Typing Gonz of Filroy.

How's your Game of Thrones, that Jeffory, hahaha, "if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth, i'll have to eat every god damn chicken in the room" I'M TAKING THE HOUND TO NANDOS ! HAHAHA SWEAR WORDS ! That Hound, he's such a cad and bounder.

I think it's Barbeque weather, are you going to slap a few shrimp on the old barbie?

Alt: what show would you like them to remake? I'd like to see a modern version of Knightmare and Fun House and Crystal Maze.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 10:38, 255 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Alright
Quiet, innit.
( Kroney, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 9:56, 56 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I'm going to a funeral tomorrow.
What does your Thursday have in store?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Apr 2014, 21:07, 66 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

what's the rudest thing anyone's ever called you or said to you?
i had a guy on the other side say, "well done!" to me this morning after i rebutted all his amendments. wtf.

alt: best drink for the summer?

altalt: going to get the nieces and nephews a toy each instead of chocolate for sunday, assuming they'll have loads of eggs already. who has a 1/4/7/8 year old, and what's cool right now??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 14:58, 194 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Enough of the herbs.
Let's talk MASSIVE DRUGS.

What have you tried in the past? Good experiences? Bad ones?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 14:05, 123 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Under appreciated or underused foods.
2. Sage
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 13:03, 47 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright
yer
(Tim Stilton 🧀, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 10:56, 1 reply, 10 years ago)