This place appears to be right up McBeef's alley
Littledean Jail - Gloucestershire

What places would be good destinations for other b3tans?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 14:31, 38 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

It wouldn't be /OT without someone asking about lunch. So what are you having for lunch?
Alt: you have a choice of either Chompy or CQ returning to B3ta, who do you choose?

Edit:

AltAlt: you have to choose between Dozer & Jason being permanently banned, who do you pick?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:07, 114 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Ah man
I missed my b3ta birthday yesterday. I hadn't realised I signed up on poppa Cow's birthday

What have you forgotten recently?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 10:46, 136 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I love Mondays, me.
Who had a nice weekend? I had a few ales on Friday night but other than that was a bit quiet. *secretbayshlols*

alt: I am going to the States in less than 3 weeks. When is everyone on hols?

altalt: YM takes two bottles into the shower.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 8:17, 136 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Sunday night thread.
Alright.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 20:52, 17 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Breaking news.
Turns out, if you don't drink on a Saturday night you can wake up hangover free on a Sunday morning.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 7:34, 48 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

That cunt Sportscow has a candle day today
today being Sunday the 27th

Why is he such a prick????? Links will be needed
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 27 Apr 2014, 0:17, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Good evening, Infidels.
Generic shut-in thread.

Micro met my parents today. It went extremely well & very well humoured all round. She's now asleep & I'm wasting time online before having an early night.

How's your day been?

Alt: Odds on Nakers still being in the doghouse with his Mrs?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 19:52, 54 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I will be going to IKEA in 45 minutes, I fully expect it to be a looooooong job as my G/F is 'looking for ideas'
Pray for me.
What are you guys doing with your Saturday?
Alt: Motorcycles - good or bad. My youngest wants to get her bike licence, I never did as I believe it's a lot harder to fall off a car. Are any of you bikers? If so, talk me into it. Or not, your choice.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 9:26, 33 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

better videos than the original
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uaHSB0pP7M
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 26 Apr 2014, 0:29, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Friday train thread
I have just been for champagne at the savoy where have you just been proles?

Alt: weekend plans
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 17:22, 124 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Food
Just had some jellypenos and they really are NOM. Are you a fan of spicy food or can you not handle a spicy dish?

Best/worst lunch
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 14:01, 229 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

WILL JASON AND STUNNED PLEASE STOP STARTING THREADS WITH MY KIDS REAL NAMES IN!
I'VE GAZZED THE MODS
( Peej, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 13:44, 6 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

This is 29 Acacia Road.
and this is Eric, the schoolboy who leads an exciting double life. For when Eric eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs.
Eric is Bananaman!
Ever alert for the call to action!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 12:38, 82 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!
I am Adam, prince of Eternia and defender of the secrets of Castle Greyskull.

This is Cringer, my fearless friend.

Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said, “By the power of Greyskull! I have the power!“

Cringer became the mighty Battle Cat, and I became He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe!

Only three others share this secret — our friends, the Sorceress, Man-at-Arms, and Orko. Together we defend Castle Greyskull from the evil forces of Skeletor.

HE-MAN.

Alt: I am having cheese for lunch. What are you having?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:42, 107 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

How much booze does it take for you to end up with hangover?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 10:32, 157 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Where are you, you bastards?
Don't tell me you've all gone to bed, it's only 23:11 FFS!
Alt: Night time snacks? I'm eating caramel snackajacks.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 23:10, 19 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

So, get this right, there are loads of single grannies and shit who are gonna die this week with no family.
So I was wondering, it makes no difference to them, so what someone could do, right, is marry them on their deathbed (the priest will already be there reading their last rights), and score yourself £2k. I reckon you could probably make this a weekly thing. Maybe more if you worked in an old crone's home.

www.gov.uk/bereavement-payment/overview

BOOM, one up on the system.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 17:02, 48 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I've just seen a National Grid van parked up that was displaying a sticker next to the edge of the passenger door which said 'caution, potential finger trap risk'
What retarded things (than MM or a post by Swipe) have you seen recently?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 15:06, 153 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Holy fuck! I just looked up who my MEP is.
Turns out it's a terrifying-looking, transsexual, former UKIP member, who has set up her own party - current member list: her & Katie Hopkins.
What is going on?

Alt: u ok hun? xx
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:40, 241 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

what a bent cunt.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:30, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Pricks

( Kroney, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:30, Reply)

Alright
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5ROpjRAU

Technics SL1200s.

Yer
( Kroney, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:48, 93 replies, latest was 10 years ago)