Time for another of the new and exciting /OT gay shift threads!
I see Google are going through your personal correspondence.

www.bbc.com/news/technology-28639628

What digital skeletons do you have in your closet? I don't have any.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 23:47, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Are we ever going to get over this WWI bollocks?!
It's been 100 years, get over it.
Should we even celebrate war?
I am glad I don't have to eat saurkraut all day mind.

what else do you wish people would stop bleating on about?

alt. Im going for a mid week night out on Weds, Im not looking forward to Thirsdays hangover.
What are you not looking foward to?

altalt. lunch or summat.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 14:17, 180 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

THREAD WITH A QUESTION, AS A SPECIAL TREAT 4 U HUN XX

AUGUST 4TH

100 Years since war was declared on Germany today.
Anne Frank found and arrested in 1944.
Mark Duggan is shot, leading to the London Riots.
Those little slags from Soham went missing in 2002.
The feast of Sithney, patron saint of mad dogs

IF YOU WERE ABLE TO GO AND VIEW ANY EVENT IN HISTORY, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Alt: LUNCH
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 12:41, 79 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Richard McBeef is a long-haired twat with drugs abuse issues

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 Aug 2014, 11:27, 52 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I'm sufficiently pissed to start a new thread
And sufficiently pissed enough not to care what gets posted in it.

This, kids, is your bouncy castle.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 19:50, 62 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

smelly tits

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 3 Aug 2014, 10:02, 53 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

It's nice weather and we're off to the beach :)
Fancy coming?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 8:57, 29 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I want to hang out on /ot,
but I don't think you're the sort of people I should be associating with, so I've decided to only post while you are all sleeping. It'll be like an /ot gay shift.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 2 Aug 2014, 2:27, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Good evening. Infidels.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 19:32, 75 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I've got meet and greet tickets for 2 famous drag queens next month.
One looks like an actual woman, a pretty one too. it confuses me sexually.
image.thehothits.com/640x360/Courtney_act_Ru_Paul_2013_640x360.jpg
What have you got?

alt. Make up a poem or say something nice about another B3tan
Or don't.

FRIDAY FUCKERS!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 15:30, 105 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I hate Friday afternoons. Most pointless time of the week.
Not quite the weekend but still some work left to do. What part of the week do you hate?

alt: why aren't I down the pub?

altalt: have tou been to the Edinburgh Fringe or know any decent places to visit/eat/drink in Edinburgh?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 13:27, 171 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Hi everybody ! Weekend plans ?
I'll mostly be at the North London Tavern with my homes Marcus followed by an angry stone throwing session at bitchtits' windows again. The bitch. Apart from terrifying women and young children what do YOU like to do to unwind and relax after another day on the sauce ?
(Mr Udagawa, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:35, 160 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Morning, on the way to Fleetwood.
How are we today? Plans for the weekend ?We have buckets and spades.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:15, 219 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright
Alt: what's your favourite type of criminal fraud?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 0:46, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

So who is the biggest druggie,or alcohol dep here?
Nastiest fucker??
Biggest nullo?
Best one here?
Alt, have you ever had tangerine chicken, tried it for the first time today, it's thevabsolute bollocks.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:42, 38 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

So where the fuck is Nakers with the Choo-choo train thread?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:57, 165 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

At last! some good news!
www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/features/national-orgasm-day-dont-get-caught-up-on-climaxing-9638379.html
Im sure we can all get behind this one.

what good news have you had today?

alt. Lunch
altalt. Y'all been paid? You celebratin'?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 12:18, 207 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Spot of Help Required
Hi there qotw board.

Would one of you Londoners mind popping round County Kilburn and checking if Battered is still alive or if he's necked himself? Me and his Mum would do it, but the weightlifting is on the telly (well to be honest we hate the cunt more than he does himself). Please hide any strong weed if you have to call the coppers.

Ta.
(Bum Bag Fashion Boy Burned a home made pizza on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:47, 8 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Anniversaries
As I mentioned earlier, today is my 6th wedding anniversary. Do you celebrate anniversaries/birthdays or just let them slide past?

Best/Worst meals out? I'm off here this evening for some top scran
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:23, 113 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

"Warren G is driving alone through Eastside, Long Beach, California at night, looking for women. He finds a group of men playing dice and tries to join them, but they pull out their guns and rob him instead.
Meanwhile, Nate Dogg is looking for Warren G. He passes a car full of women, who are so fixated on him that they crash their car. He finds Warren G and shoots at the robbers, dispersing them. The two friends then return to the women and ride away with them."

Ha ha, we've all been there! With that in mind, how's it going d00ds?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 8:20, 106 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

The female athletes don't have much titwork do they? I think more arse shots should be included. And less fucking bagpipes.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 20:22, 124 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

dear god
who the fuck would pay for this? £10,000 to watch her shit out another sprog from her chunnel fanny? and who the hell keeps knocking her up?

also, 24? 240 more like.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2710377/You-failed-Britain-Pregnant-NHS-boob-job-model-Josie-Cunningham-slammed-Twitter-Q-A-hours-raking-30-000-selling-four-tickets-birth-child.html

and more amazing journalism: she gets thousands of pounds in taxi fares because she "has anxiety": www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/josie-cunninghams-7-stupidest-statements-3749024

who is the biggest waste of space this week?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:34, 181 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

How we doing so far "Off the topics"?
I've had to set up new computers and that. Rise of the Machines. Naught but issues.

Think Im over the worst now.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 13:59, 256 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright fatties
Lunch thread, yeah?

I'm having roast swan with braised snails, a few lines of Charlie and nine pints of Stowford Press.

You ghastly plebs.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 12:18, 231 replies, latest was 10 years ago)