It's World Cat day today.
What pets do you have?
What animals do you hate?

alt. There's a lad in the office today with a mobile controlled mini buggy with a camera in it, which has led us to a convo about technology.
What was classed as good tech when you were a nipper?

altalt. Lunch or something. God, do I HAVE to think of EVERYTHING?

altaltalt. weekend plans? I will be mainly horizontal.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 12:19, 191 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

As a soon to be employer, any tips from anyone? As a partner I was one, but the practice manager did all that shit I just wrote the sick notes.I've never really worked much in a employer:employee relationship.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 8 Aug 2014, 9:33, 226 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Fucking pussyholes. I'm off the bottleshop this had better improved by the time I get back.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 22:56, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I'm just too angry for that thread. Who wants a fucking fight ?

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 22:44, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

WOAH BLACK ARNOLD BAM A LAM

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 19:43, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Still no bloody CHOO-CHOO Train thread?
This place is dying on its arse since it closed down, talking of which I went to get a breakfast omelette from this cafe I used to visit years ago and it's now closed down :(

what has closed that you really miss?

Alt: CHICKEN THURSDAY..........do you still celebrate it? If so how so? If not what is a perfectly acceptable alternative to CHICKEN on a Thursday?

Alt Alt:: B3ta Vs B3ta who would you pay to square up against each other in the ring?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 17:39, 128 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I was there when sausagegate broke, and I've read way too much about pizzagate, any other gates I should know about, so I can join in? And dogfingeringgate too of course.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 14:13, 137 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Sockpuppet accounts - how many do you have, and why?
Are they annoying, loltastic or just for bullying other posters?

alt:lunch
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 10:54, 68 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Poppadoms and curry for breakfast, this can only bode well for the day. Meeting some possible suppliers later. What's happening in your day?
Alt, what do you London lot reckon on Boris? He acts a buffoon, I think there'a a very shrewd politician there.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 Aug 2014, 7:51, 95 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Take heed!!!
www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/features/your-liver-walks-into-a-bar-the-science-of-alcohol-9646319.html

t minus 1 hour until I do mine some damage.

alt. alright?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 18:52, 58 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I do hope Tangles is having a good time.
You forgot all about him didn't you?
what a bunch of alcoholic, druggie miscreants.
Speaking of which, Im off out tonight! what are YOU doing?

alt. What film can you watch over and over?
altalt. what song can you listen to over an over?

You're SO over.

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( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 16:10, 106 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Come on OT. Put some effort into it.
So it seems there are fresh abuse allegations against Michael Jackson. How can he really defend himself now. Surely the parents are at fault for letting their kid sleep in the same hotel room and bed as him also?
Which celebrity touched you up as a kid?

Alt. Where do you go when B3ta has a daytime lull?
altalt. LUNCH
altaltalt. Today is Hiroshima Day apparently. name some Hiroshima songs.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 12:28, 92 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Moving swiftly on, which is what YM did after YD died.
Did you see "Will" out of The Inbetweeners "mum" in the Metro today? Nice.

I can see that poppy no0nsense at The Tower from my desk. Is that public money? They need to get over it, it was 100 yaers ago.

Alt: What would you change about the "culture" of Top Gear?

altalt: what would you change about Madonna's career?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 11:20, 111 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Are you narcissistic?
www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/08/140805150645.htm

Who on here do you think is?

Alt: Israel and Gaza - who's in the right?
Altalt: best TV detective
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 10:44, 17 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

It's that time of day again.
I like falafel. What forrin things do you like?
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 6 Aug 2014, 0:36, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Evening prick thread.
Tonight, Im having veal meatballs. What are YOU having?

alt. if you could be reincarnated, what would you be?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 19:07, 218 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What would you rather have:
Ebola or a malignant brain tumor?

Alt: Daddy or chips
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 16:17, 166 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Fucking cycling cunts are closing my city again this weekend.
There is always something fucking up transport at the weekends. What boils your piss?

Alt: why are all you provincials so shit and far away?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 14:19, 193 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

There is a police helicopter circling and hovering overhead, it's annoying and noisy but I sure hope they catch the terrorists/illegal immigrants/paedos they're looking for.
Tell us about the crimes you have witnessed, committed or are planning.....

Alt: How's it going?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 12:20, 215 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

what secret prejudices do you have?
what cliches are true?
who will die first, the queen or philip? which doddery old celebrity would you knock off for cash?
what's for lunch?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Aug 2014, 10:28, 191 replies, latest was 10 years ago)