It's Saturday, it's raining and I have no bacon
Furthermore, my bank still have not managed to deliver my new cashpoint card after 7 weeks and 6 attempts.
What's shit about your day?
Alt: What's the best way to disembowel a banker? Slowly or with one swift slice?
Altalt: I dunno - drinking plans?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 9:54, 7 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Who is your least favourite Graham?
You can't say Graeme.
(Mr Udagawa, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 7:46, 5 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

There's no Question Of The Week.
Am I supposed to post on this board, instead?
Can someone throw a hissy fit, please?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 22:22, 110 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

good evening
/ac
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 21:02, 27 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Can I just shock you?
I like wine.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 18:37, 13 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Evenin', cod'n'chips I ended up with.
'ollyoaks on a bit, I love a bit of that, might watch Oculus after as I fancy a scary film.

Goin' down the Abbey tomo if the weather is nice, have a mooch around, see whats goin' down.

Alt: Mental Illness, what a wonderful phrase. Mental illness, ain't no passin' Caraaaze.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 18:18, 10 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Oh Cranley,
Well, you drank and you gave us porn, you see
But you got modded away, oh Cranley
Well, you sobered up and started lurking, oh Cranley
You couldn't stay away, oh Cranley
Why stay if it only makes you angry
Oh Cranley

Also Nakers is a bent spastic.
( Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:11, 62 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

so a teenage boy has a threesome with 2 of his teachers and this happens
www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/01/shelley-dufresne-teacher-sex-rachel-respess_n_5915244.html

thoughts?

alt: afternoon snack? i despatched the trainee to hotel chocolate, and she came back with milk truffles, white truffles, and salty caramelised nuts covered in chocolate.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:59, 108 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Yowser

( Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:54, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Today’s upset forecast:

A warm front of upset is sweeping in from the Baggenfock sea bringing heavy downpours of bloo-bloo and a consistent and irritating wind on which can be heard the cries of children. This will continue all day and into the weekend, so grab those upset umbrellas.

In the South East there were dramatic scenes last night as an upset tornado touched down in Kilburn bringing with it scatological gay porn, Patron, wanking and domestic violence. Headhunters are currently on the scene assessing the damage, early reports suggest that they doubt any employment will be forthcoming. Conditions will remain unsettled as another upset depression sweeps in from the continent ruining any £100k weddings planned for the weekend
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:44, 80 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

As well as traditional books I am a fan of the comic book/graphic novel medium
What "interesting" fact about you proves you are a sad sad wanker?

Alt. My mate frog (not that one) likes to be pissed on by his missus during sexeh times. He thinks this is perfectly fine between two consenting adults. I'm inclined to agree but it would be a step too far for me. How far is too far in your opinion?
( Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:06, 120 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

The bertdown finally happened and I missed it, sad times
Morning spunk buzzards
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 8:32, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

alright bummers
I had an unexpectedly early windfall last night.

If 500 dolla landed on your doorstep how would you spend it?


You can't say 'Nazi regalia'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 8:00, 60 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

"This steak is nowhere near medium rare."
"It's four inches thick, that might be why it's not done in the middle"
"Fair point"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 22:35, 12 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Good evening.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 19:33, 12 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Well done forum moderators, please don't delete his account though . Thanks.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 19:22, 44 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Mod cunts.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 19:17, 5 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

someone, somewhere is a weirdo wifebeater.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 19:03, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

DAMMIT SO CLOSE

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 16:54, 36 replies, latest was 10 years ago)