Last week at this job, guess I'll not be on here at the new one. Make the most of me

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 11:18, 77 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Monday morning
All looking forward to a week of work?

Would you work longer days to do your weekly hours in 4 days instead of 5? My old boss did to spend time with his kid in the pre-school years, seemed to work for him. Also his commute was hassle-free.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 8:04, 156 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Good evening

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 18:13, 42 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Sunday?
youtu.be/9EcjWd-O4jI
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 12 Oct 2014, 17:02, 19 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

morning

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 8:57, 11 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Can I download the Furtive bear?
alt: Good morning
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 12 Oct 2014, 1:04, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Stoptober, ffs. Could you give up OT for a whole month? Without stepping?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 11 Oct 2014, 17:38, 11 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I'VE BEEN TO THE PUB!!!!!!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 22:30, 10 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

metro.co.uk/2014/10/10/dwarf-handed-crayons-and-colouring-book-as-couple-sat-down-for-romantic-dinner-4900432/?ito=facebook
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 18:51, 9 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Word up kid, HH thread time
So some fucking traffic warden got me in under 45 seconds, I swear down the mother fucker was a trained ninja, he just popped up and bang £70 (35 if I pay up quick like)
Worse thing is it’s a place I always park, just never realised that the parking was a no parking zone from 8am-9:15am, I’m sure the cunt could have just said that to me but hey, no, blam ticket.
So jumped up authority pricks, you had any run ins with them lately?

Alt: Weekend plans or make some shit up

EDIT: Soz Frog*

*not really your thread was shit
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:51, 218 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

INB4 TEH DELETE THREAD
Evening plans? Weekend Plans? Cunnning Plans? Hahahaha Blackadder LOL

Alt:
Oh come with me,
To the rolling sea,
While the weather's calm and still.
And we'll have some fun and laughter with
The Adventures of Portland Bill.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:49, 39 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I've got a headache that I'm 90% sure is an aneurysm
and I'm so stressed out I'm likely to 'Arson Dave' the next cunt who pisses me off.

How's your day going?

Alt: Are you a hypochondriac, or do you never bother the doc?*
I reckon my medical notes are full of doctor shorthand for 'hypochandriac twat'



*Real docs, I mean, not DBT
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Oct 2014, 12:44, 227 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

So the Koreans are blowing each other up again
Kim Jong Un not seen in a month. What do you thinks happened to him?

Alt. UKIP eh? My father in law is happy about it. HIAFI
( Peej, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:05, 162 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What's the story morning glory?
I know you're worried about stuff, share your fears and worries with the group.

Alt: Saturday or Sunday? Which is your favourite?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Oct 2014, 8:01, 188 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

morning
"Monty has a hangover" thread!!!!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 7:18, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Evening Thread
Good evening.

What are you up to tonight, what with Thursday being the new Friday and all that shite?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 18:33, 218 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Apparently one of the corpses from MH17 had an oxygen mask on.
This means that they didn't die instantly and probably had a rather disturbing journey to the ground.

If you were in this situation, how would you spend those precious few last moments - praying, crying, wanking, playing flappy bird on your phone?

Alt: I hope you all die in plane crashes.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 18:24, 13 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Cut Cut Cut
Tell me something. You can't play bass. You can't play drums.

So, what can you play? Any instrument you still hope to learn one day?

Alt: How's your afternoon going?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:22, 257 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Guess I missed the morning rush.
What did you miss today?
Busy Thursday?

Lovely. what you had to eat, you fat bastards?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 11:26, 103 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 22:24, 44 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Bristol City are 1-0 up.
Bet the bake off wankers are well jel.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 20:14, 49 replies, latest was 10 years ago)