Black Friday.
Yeah, mon. Me in da market for de bargain.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 7:33, 44 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

morning

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 6:59, 3 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Rent-a-ghost
is not as good as I remember.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 1:19, Reply)

Lounge thread
alt: 2014 OT obituarys
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 20:47, 55 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

alright

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 18:08, 19 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

So I need to buy a Television in tomorrows black Friday event,
It's for my son who will probably be using it for HIGH END GAMING on his Playstation best deal I think I have found is a Polariod 40" LED TV Model PT2-40LED14 for only £139 at ASDA, have any of you lot seen any better offers* or share tales sales day?

Alt: Should I go tooled up and ready to shank a Mo-Fo? if so what's the best weapon of choice in your books?**

Alt:alt: Chicken Thursday?

*Yeah, yeah, yeah MM
**Phillie-Joes wife armed with a library is not an option
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 17:21, 133 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

What you all up to this Thursday evening?
I need to pick up some cat litter.
Isn't changing cat litter such a thankless task?
What else is a thankless task?
You can't say posting on B3ta.

alt. Christmas Jumpers: witty or for blobbing birds and cunts?
altalt. Favourite festive drink.

Cheer up you pricks.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 16:41, 12 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

everything on telly is rubbish
what's the least rubbish?

alt: can you get Toby Jugs any more ... surely they're due a hipster revival
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 15:09, 60 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Come on! Look lively!!
What do you have in your breakast butty? Im going all out bacon, snausage, egg with brown sauce.
Fat fucks.

alt. Im looking forward to that new Jurassic World film and quite a few of the new Marvel ones next year. Im also gonna get me on holiday.
Have you got anything to look forward to in 2015
Oh and I will be coming to LAAANDAAAN to meet some of you!

altalt. Link a local news tale.
Here's our most wanted
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/picture-gallery-greater-manchester-polices-1231346
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:07, 161 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Morning!
Another lovely autumn morning of light drizzle and gloom. I hope your dreary commutes smelled as fragrant as can be expected and involved an unusually low number of farting plebs, menkle cyclists, and Audi drivers.
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 8:33, 115 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Seasick Steve is touring the UK next year
Heard a lot of people rate him, don't think I've ever listened to any.

Do you rate him?

Alt: Who do people rate you've never heard?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 23:18, 9 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

juicer time then

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 19:10, 6 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

what's the worst crimble prezzie you've ever received?
my gran used to give us wooden chip shop forks and ice cream spoons that she'd collected off the beach

lol jewish
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:41, 21 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Yeah thread rush!! WOOP WOOP

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:13, 48 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

camouflage, clear, black, mirror

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 18:10, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

Is it too early to discuss Christmas presents?
Looking for a bike for the daughter, something cool, not a shitty pink thing. Any ideas?
Alt, when did you become jaded about Christmas, or do you still like it?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 14:48, 210 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

While we dont all agree
I think there is a pretty widespread musical appreciation on here so:
Great guitar instrumentals, any you would like to share? while I don't play any instrument I really appreciate the skill of someone playing well so I like Dave Evans Stagefright saw it on the bbc 4 programme a while back.

Alt I also like the Mason Williams classical gas, Am I really shit?

Altalt, favourite thing on your desk (or dashboard if you are a van dweller) mine is my coffee pot
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:24, 156 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

where is everyone?
are you all ok?

who should we hate on today?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 10:23, 35 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

MORNING

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 7:37, 30 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

shit off

(Good evening Good evening, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 19:49, 68 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

what do you put on top of your chrimbo tree?
An angel? A fairy? A star? A fucking twig and straw reindeer like some kraut tried to sell me at the weekend?
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:56, 121 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

www.wikihow.com/Be-a-%22Snow-Bro%22
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:49, 12 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

here is a new thread that will be ignored as it asks a boring question
With the Home Secretary wanting to increase the "terror" laws and successive governments wanting to be able to snoop on emails, is it just a coincidence that the report into the security services and the Lee Rigby killing have pretty much said the security services where great but they were hindered by the mean tech firms?

Alt: Best bitcoin exchange
altalt: silkroad 2?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:36, 169 replies, latest was 9 years ago)