Good morning
I'm looking at greenhouses, Crestron processors and car parts. Productive Monday morning!

What are you spastics up to? Did you have a good weekend? Actually shut up, I don't care.

Only joking, go on then.

No, don't.
( Kroney, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 7:24, 29 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

alright?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 20:22, 25 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

up yer bum

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 13:33, 42 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Solid or liquidd? I go for the liquid myself, more hygenicand pleasing to the eye.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale

Alt, up to much?
(PsychoChomp, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 18:59, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Anyone seen montz? I got a link for him.
shrtm.nu/ltK5
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 12:23, 23 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

So is that QOTW/F/M dead then?

(McChinaman banned, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 10:00, 4 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

alright?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 2:23, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

So what exactly happens over here in /OT?
Is this where most of the members hang out? I believe crisps are a fave topic
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 1:23, 4 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Top marks to AB for BA, if you know what I mean.
Good evening.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 20:15, 52 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

OFFICIAL WINDY PIG TOOLS DOWN! FUCK YOU! THREAD.
Why don't you all just give up and go home. If travelling by train, I prescribe train cans, if walking a cheeky couple of cans of G&T and if you're driving, sip a hip flask of whisky at every red light.
Anyone on a bus not welcome!

Alt: Stick it up your bum.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Mar 2015, 16:36, 122 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

alright
Alt: guyrim
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 15:39, 9 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

TOOLS DOWN FUCK YOU
Disclaimer: I haven't picked up any tools today
except your dad
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 15:07, 29 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

HELLO MEATSNAKE!

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 14:46, 57 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Literally anything other than a Dozer thread.
Alt: Come on team, almost there.
Just a couple of hours to go, it'll be slightly more bearable for all of us if you just post some stuff on the internet.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 13:21, 141 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

guyrim thread

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 13:19, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

Any takers?
www.upfest.co.uk/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 10:07, 56 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Its Friday! Its Ten past Eight! Its Off of the Tops(ics)
I went out for a few jars last night in memory of my dear friend who died last year. We all got pissed, its what he would have wanted.

What do you want?

Alt. Weekend plans?
( Peej, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 8:12, 92 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Tea time thread.
Tea is great. And cakes. And scones. But not those little nonce sandwiches.

Alt: milk or sugar?
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:09, 76 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Shit thread for irredeemable cunts like me, dozer and tangles.
Alt: what worries keep you awake at night? I'm getting very anxious about the effect that the inevitable Russian ICBM strike on london will have on the price of my house.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:14, 43 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

It's that time of day again OT
It's the LUNCH THREAD!!!!!

I'm having a bacon sandwich, in brown bread, with hot sauce. What are you having.

p.s I will delete this thread at 106 replies.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 12:54, 65 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

World Book Day
So today the calves have gone to school dressed as Spiderman and a fairy. What were your favourite books as a child? As an adult?

Alt:
Opening lines of your book...
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 9:52, 102 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

BUMHOLES

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 7:54, 39 replies, latest was 9 years ago)