Shit ways to spend a Friday night thread.
Went to a modern theatre production last night. One and a half hours of two blokes wheedling, pontificating and ranting at each other without the slightest hint of a plot, character development or a message.

Alt: most effective vegetable against zombies.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 11 Apr 2015, 9:20, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

Now then kids - how are we?
Occasionally drunk not social media obsessed irregular poster TD here to feel smug about your shite lives.

How are your shite lives? I really don't care, I just use this place to reaffirm my superiority.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 19:17, 33 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

TOOLS DOWN! FUCK YOU!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 15:26, 83 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

lol

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:36, 90 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

morning

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 8:06, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

train cans thread!
Don't bother posting, DBT.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 17:41, 72 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

17 minute thread!

( Peej, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:43, 25 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Y'all a bunch of deleters.
Non deletion thread.
Im still waiting for a friend request off frog on Facebook, or indeed any of you.
What are YOU waiting for?
alt. Best drink to have in the sunny wunny weather
altalt. what's bugging you?
altaltalt. What you listening to right now?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 14:26, 64 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

I didn't delete that.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 12:52, 28 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Evening
Alt: alright?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 21:49, 97 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

alright.
What have I missed?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 17:21, 73 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

It's getting quiet here, is everyone having a nice cup of tea and a biscuit?
What other online message shizzles do you use?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 14:05, 61 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

No petty bickerflirting thread.
What's your favourite animal and or soup and or music and or body cavity?
(owd mon river, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:54, 84 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Dozer is a pleb thread

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:52, 4 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

DBT is a dickhead thread

(Good evening Good evening, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 12:34, 8 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Dead innit?
Alt: I think my summer festival work is pretty much set in stone now, are you lot planning on attending any major concerts or festivals over the summer?

Altalt: dunno, something about drugs.
( Muns, Wed 8 Apr 2015, 9:52, 166 replies, latest was 9 years ago)