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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This place is dead these days.
Why? And what can be done about it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 17:45, 351 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
sunshine
block out the sun
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 17:45, Reply)
Alright Mr Burns.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 17:53, Reply)
excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 17:55, Reply)
because you touch yourself at night.
Stop touching yourself at night.
And stop touching boys too.

I think people are just out having real lives and stuff. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 17:56, Reply)
life, we got one

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 17:57, Reply)
I haven't.

/stating the obvious blog
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 17:58, Reply)
I will have later!
steampunk night*, yay!


*nerds in a bar in victorian costume
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 17:59, Reply)
I trust you'll be wearing proper whalebone

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:01, Reply)
I suspect it's plastic boning
huh huh, I said boning
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:05, Reply)
Me too.
The gym. Fit birds in lycra night!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:10, Reply)
Then I expect you to come home with at least one phone number.
and the promise of a date.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:21, Reply)
re. The last thread
change the world, be a larper imagonem.org/2012/03/27/larps-can-change-the-world/
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 17:58, Reply)
Today I've invented a brand.
I want to prove and show that I can create a brand out of nothing, which will include a massive comercial social media presence and website. I'm developing logos, pictures, storyboards and treating it as if its a paying client.

It's called AmazeDogs and its all about dogs, the direction is hopefully going to eventually get sponsorship and advertisement from dog related brands, such as pet food, homes, dog walkers and all of that.



I would very much like it, if anyone has a dog or loves dogs and would be interested in writing/photographing/videoing/anything, they would like to help me, that would be fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:09, Reply)
Then look no further.
TheDogFucker is here!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:13, Reply)
"He really does 'amaze' dogs"

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:14, Reply)
Serious reply.
What does Amaze Dogs actually do? Or is it just a name at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:15, Reply)
They'll be lots of things, it'll be hard to limit them to be honest.
Guides, product reviews, videos, stories, advice, articles, photos, news items, links to charities and adoption appeals... and that's what I can think of off the top of my head.

The idea is to have daily content
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:22, Reply)
A small thing to consider but...
As a dog owner, and knowing dog owners, I always like to find new walks. Some map-hosting would be an idea.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:00, Reply)
0o0oh, that's cool, and deffo doable.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:01, Reply)
Also, if you get it going, I'll have a word with our dog-food shop
They make/market their own properly protein balanced food, not like the shite that the big companies sell.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:04, Reply)
Shame it's been done:
www.dogster.com/ (not as dodgy as the URL reads - SFW).
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:16, Reply)
There are millions of websites and brands about dogs, doesn't mean to say there isn't room for one more.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:19, Reply)

Have a look at this: www.alexa.com/siteinfo/dogster.com# their traffic is non existent in the UK - partnership for content might be your way forward.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:23, Reply)
I don't think they would part with their key asset, and if they would, it wouldn't be in budget.
Replicated content is also a really bad thing for SEO traffic. They're way above my game at the moment, and probably always will be, but they've got a few really good ideas that I might be able to emulate.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:43, Reply)
I'm all yours, babe.
I have about a squillion pictures of Biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:19, Reply)
Oh fab =D !
I'll gaz you later when I've got something more down on paper.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:22, Reply)
Oh wow, this is quite good.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:01, Reply)
I like the other one better

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:14, Reply)
Yeah', me too, I'm trying to work it out a square shaped icon though.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:40, Reply)
As square shaped works better for app icons?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:46, Reply)

Some have left or are 'having a break' (BGB, Vipros etc.), some people's circumstances have changed (Roota) some are bored with the amount of 'in jokes' as some of us have got to know each other IRL, B3ta traffic is down overall on a long term trend, some people are bored of the meme's and lurkers are reluctant to post due to the welcome they'd get.

Then there's Al and Quinten. Two reasons in themselves to not bother.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:12, Reply)
Hmmm.
Considered reply is considered.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:16, Reply)
One of said lurkers here
All in all, an evening of being accused of being Bert is not something one would consider entertaining :)
(Bedford, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:19, Reply)
good lurkage
do something funny and we'll forgo the berting
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:20, Reply)
Hang on
This could be Bert tricking us.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:22, Reply)
Good point. It is time to bury this meme.
until the genuine Bert reappears.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:24, Reply)
This is surely only a problem if you are actually Bert.
I got all the accusations when I stopped lurking and joined in.
The solution is to not be Bert.

Also, fuck off Bert.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:26, Reply)
Hello bedford.
Is the Bert thing the only things that is putting you off?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:27, Reply)
Along with the laziness and apathy that being an internet shut-in generally engenders

(Bedford, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:30, Reply)
Get involved.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:34, Reply)
Meh

(Bedford, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:34, Reply)
Post a rubbish pun instead.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:45, Reply)
You want him to steal your schtick?
To be honest, some fresh blood might not be a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:46, Reply)
vampire lover

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:47, Reply)
If you're talking about Spike or Eric
then yes.
I like my vampires blond, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:56, Reply)
Eric is really rather fit
although I'm never quite sure if I prefer Sam.
(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:38, Reply)
Bad pun along your line of expertise:
My dog refuses to let me take him for walks in the forest. He's scared of the trees' bark.
(Bedford, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:49, Reply)
6/10
it's all in the delivery
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:58, Reply)
Would I get more votes
If I made it about bodily functions and wrote eight paragraphs of bollocks leading up to it?
(Bedford, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:01, Reply)
I think you're getting us confused with QOTW

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:04, Reply)
Point taken

(Bedford, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:07, Reply)
please please no
those qotw answers make me fill with rage.

6/10 is respectable
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:08, Reply)
Huzzah
Now for a celebratory pint
(Bedford, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:11, Reply)
Are you in or from Bedford?
Cos I is in Luton.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:45, Reply)
Afraid not
I just like the name :)

Born in Lancashire, lived pretty much everywhere since.
(Bedford, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:48, Reply)
I'll just pretend that you are, if that's OK
So, the new A421, innit great?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:49, Reply)
Bloody marvellous
I think the bit of A4146 near Caldecotte pips it to the post on my list of favourite A roads North West of London though.
(Bedford, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:51, Reply)
That is a nice road, but the A421 is faster.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:54, Reply)
Is this your plan to save offtopic?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:57, Reply)
I'm trying to be nice to a newbie.
It's rather difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:57, Reply)
Feel free to be an arse
It's not like I ever expected otherwise from OT :D
(Bedford, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:59, Reply)
I'm happy to be nice.
I think it takes a deal of courage to de-lurk, given the "warm welcome" that normally awaits.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:05, Reply)
You make it sound like coming out to your parents
But I appreciate the effort :)
(Bedford, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:12, Reply)

coming pulling to of
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:14, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:58, Reply)
There's a joke about it not being speed that matters in there somewhere

(Bedford, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:58, Reply)
I refuse to take a serious answer
from someone who drives a Volvo.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:24, Reply)
Cheek!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:28, Reply)
Bring me back.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:17, Reply)
Things haven't got that bad yet.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:20, Reply)
Fair enough then-
I'm happy where I am TBH.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:24, Reply)
It's all down to mass account deletions and suicides.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:20, Reply)
Too many demagogues?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:58, Reply)
Hi TD
How's your world.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 18:59, Reply)
Not bad, my man.
I was right all those months ago when we were chatting at BGB's. I had a good business plan!
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:02, Reply)
Well done, I hope you are making money hand over fist.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:03, Reply)
If you're using Jeremy Beadle's hands as the quantifier I possibly am.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:05, Reply)
'Nuff said. If you let on how much you are really making, you'll start getting begging gazzes.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:07, Reply)
If I let on how much I'm really making I'd be roundly derided
But today, for instance, I've worked for 4 hours, made enough for my not very ambitious needs and spent the afternoon out with the dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:11, Reply)
It'll be because I haven't been posting much recently. Sorry Jeff.
I've always been the best part of the internet and my attention is required elsewhere at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:04, Reply)
You're wrong.
I'm the best person on the Internet. Even bedford agrees.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:24, Reply)
You're the only person on the internet at the moment.
Apart from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:25, Reply)
There's probably some bloke on chatroulette wanking in to his webcam or is this you?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:27, Reply)
No, definitely not me.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:27, Reply)
+ this time.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:29, Reply)
I don't even have a webcam.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:30, Reply)
+ since the police confiscated it.
How are things on the job front?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:32, Reply)
I'm not long since back from an interview in Sunderland.
Both today's and yesterday's seemed to go well. I'll find out about today's sometime tomorrow, the other next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:33, Reply)
Fingers crossed then eh chief?
What are these doing?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:38, Reply)
One's general admin for a housing group.
The other (today) is one of 3 assistant project officer roles (my preferred option even though it pays a bit less), one of which is just 2 miles down the road. However, if successful I'm not guaranteed to be placed there even though I've stated it as a preference. The other two are in Sunderland and Easington, which might be cost prohibitive in terms of travel (the salary's not great).
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:55, Reply)
All the best anyway
Where is Easington? Somewhere near Chester-le-Street?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:58, Reply)
East Durham coast.
About an hour's drive away from me. The job would involve a lot of travelling about as well, so petrol costs and wear and tear would be quite hefty.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:01, Reply)
Surely you'll get an allowance for work mileage?
But yes, I can see the dilemma. It's costing me about £150 a month to keep a relatively efficient diesel in fuel at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:08, Reply)
Work mileage yeah.
But daily mileage would be about 100 a day on commuting alone, so I'd be forking out around £90 a week on petrol which would take a hell of a chunk out of an already not brilliant wage.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:19, Reply)
And commuting long distances is not amusing either
Tough choices ahead here.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:24, Reply)
I know, I've done it before.
Last time was just for six weeks at the end of my last job (to a place just a few miles up the road from Easington) and that got tedious very quickly. Although I did at least get mileage costs for it as it was off-site work.

So whilst this role is my preferred one, if I was offered the Sunderland or Easington gig, then got an offer from the housing people, I'd go with the housing as it's more easily commutable being in Newcastle. If I don't get the housing offer, but do get one of those two, I'd probably have to take it but keep looking close to home.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:32, Reply)
I endorse this post

(Bedford, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:26, Reply)
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:34, Reply)
I accept payment by cash, cheque or PayPal

(Bedford, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:37, Reply)
Tell us more about yourself Bedford.
Did you know there's a train destination in your name that leaves West Hampstead Thameslink at 7.26 every morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:40, Reply)
I should imagine that the destination stays where it is and the train goes to it

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:42, Reply)
Yes. Well done.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:45, Reply)
I was born on a circus wagon
My mum used to dance for money, and my dad was a hard working preacher
(Bedford, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:47, Reply)
So you're the only man who could ever reach Dusty Springfield.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:48, Reply)
Lucky chap if he did 40 years ago.
Not so lucky if he dug her out of her grave 40 days ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:50, Reply)
I'm actually Cher
but I paraphrased
(Bedford, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:50, Reply)
What was it like being in that film with the one with the weird face?
And I don't mean Jeff.

This time.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:52, Reply)
You'll have to be more specific

(Bedford, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:53, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mask_(film)
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:57, Reply)
Wasn't that Eric stoltz?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:58, Reply)
Yep.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:01, Reply)
And being smacked about by the mayor of Palm Springs
(that'll test your assertion that you are Cher).
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:56, Reply)
I may have been lying slightly

(Bedford, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:01, Reply)
You'll definitely fit in here then.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:05, Reply)
Internet validation!

(Bedford, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:11, Reply)
Fuck off Cher

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:13, Reply)
I saw a sticker book for euro '12 this afternoon.
it's quite sad how much I'm looking forward to it. Especially considering my team hasn't seen an international tournament in 14 years.

Just apropos of nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 19:57, Reply)
We shan't talk about my sports alliegience.
If I may make a Jeff-esque pun, it's rather "Gall-ing."
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:01, Reply)
You're not one of them dreadful forrin types, are you?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:05, Reply)
No, just a foolhardy supporter of the English cricket team...

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:10, Reply)
That's not a real sport.


Especially the way England play.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:12, Reply)
It can be sublime
It can be embarrassing.

Mind you, if I was into vegball I could have combined that and cage-fighting at my local club last night:-

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17536760
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:17, Reply)
Not sure I can reach my boots
and not because of the rolls of flab for a change
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:09, Reply)
Put them on a lower shelf next time then

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:11, Reply)
Sun is shining, sod the Internet

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:17, Reply)
Very dead.
I'll go back to what I was doing before I glanced back here.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:54, Reply)
Don't leave me this way.
I can't survive, I can't stay alive......
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:55, Reply)
The Erasure/Jimmy Summerville/Arse bandit version of that
Was Number 1 on my 18th birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:03, Reply)
You celebrated by filling their number 2 slots.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:04, Reply)
I think no 2 was Walk Like An Egyptian
I walked liked some sort of staggering buffoon that weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:06, Reply)
I never made it to the gym.
I went for a jog instead.

I can't believe the number of people trying to fill their cars with petrol at the moment. It's like trying to get bread and milk when there is a bit of snow falling.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:55, Reply)
It would probably help
if the Prime Minister wasn't scaremongering all over the news.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:55, Reply)
I know.
Call me Dave. No. Call me* a daft scaremongering cunt. Yes.

*I mean Dave - obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:58, Reply)
OH MY GOD PANIC!!!!!!!!!!
what a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 20:59, Reply)
Tanker drivers are reviled universally
Even by other lorry drivers. This is sabre-rattling.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:01, Reply)
They get paid a lot already don't they?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:03, Reply)
About £40k a year I believe.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:04, Reply)
About 40K

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:04, Reply)
And they have great seats.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:09, Reply)
Panic on the forecort of BP
Panic in carwash at Morrisons
I wonder to myself.....
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:02, Reply)
Hang the PM
hang the PM...
(Bedford, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:03, Reply)
Hold your horses! We haven't got to the chorus yet.
(But we'll use your line).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:04, Reply)
Will there ever be fuel again?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:03, Reply)
Or will we all have to walk round?
(Bedford - your turn)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:05, Reply)
Woah, hold up there, Swampy!
What are you, some kind of eco-warrior?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:06, Reply)
Sad news about Swampy.
He's dead.

He had a heart-attack. The hospital were going to give him a bypass but he protested.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:08, Reply)
*groans*

(Bedford, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:10, Reply)
Honestly. That's one of my better ones.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:10, Reply)
I groaned.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:11, Reply)
Well, it was quick if nothing else.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:12, Reply)
always a winner with the ladies.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:17, Reply)
You burnt me.
*Sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:18, Reply)
It's been a while, but... LTI!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:10, Reply)
Woo-Hoo!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:11, Reply)
Oh God, this.
The queues were ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:02, Reply)
As I drove past our local station, I hasten to add...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:04, Reply)
If fuel gets lot
You might not be able to go 'doughnutting' in the carpark of your local industrial estate this Friday night.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:07, Reply)
It's already a lot.
Diesel is £1.42 in Weston.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:12, Reply)
hahaha
I have no idea what I was trying to say there.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Although that's quite cheap.
I paid £160 for a pair of their jeans.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:14, Reply)
I remember when it was about 50p a litre.
I could fill the tank in my little Peugeot 106 for less than twenty quid!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:14, Reply)
The first car I had - a one litre Nova.
Thirteen quid to fill it from 'I've been running on empty for a few days' to 'this'll last ages, a full tank'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:16, Reply)
I wouldn't know about my first car - a Mini 850
Because I drove it into a metal fence three days after buying it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:19, Reply)
Ouch...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:27, Reply)
Sideways
It bounced along the middle bits, but every 15 feet or so there's a structural post mounted in concrete.

Hit that side on and knocked the front of the car 15 degrees out of true.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:31, Reply)
I think you'll find that most mini's had a grille on the front anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:28, Reply)
It was about 85p when I passed my test ten years ago.
I used to be able to fill my little car for £35. It's close on £80 these days.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:16, Reply)
Are you lot reminiscing about petrol prices?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:19, Reply)
Sad isn't it?
I'm also over on facebook reminiscing with a couple of mates about the Pixies and Jane's Addiction.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:20, Reply)
Are we old?
When did we get old?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:21, Reply)
I don't know about old.
The missus refers to it as 'middle youth'.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:25, Reply)
You're to blame.
Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:25, Reply)
I usually am.
You know what they say: you're only as old as the man you feel.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:28, Reply)
That is perfectly acceptable to me

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:22, Reply)
Thank God for that.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:23, Reply)
I remember seeing the Pixies at a V Festival a few years back.
I had fun.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:22, Reply)
I saw them in the late 80's in Newcastle.
Supported by the Wolfgang Press. Excellent gig. Kim Deal just radiated loveliness.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:24, Reply)
I radiated the aura of a bloke pilled off his tits.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:25, Reply)
A couple of the people I was with probably did as well.
I was never into it so I stuck with the beer. And possibly a shmoke.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:26, Reply)
I missed all the reunion gigs
And was too young to see them before they split. I've nearly seen them separately though - I saw Frank Black solo at Reading one year, I've also seen the Breeders and also David Lovering's magic show.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:27, Reply)
We bought a Peugeot 107 two years ago.
It cost about £36 to fill it. Now it's more like £46. The one benefit of not working at the moment is we're not using much fuel just now.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:19, Reply)
i know what you mean.
I do about 5000 miles a year at most.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:20, Reply)
I've got 3/4 of a tank at the moment.
I think I may survive.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:05, Reply)
Gloria Gaynors forgotten verse ^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:06, Reply)
I'm just onto half, so another 200 miles or so.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:06, Reply)
The Proclaimers less....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:08, Reply)
I think the time has come to start panic-buying Internet shut-ins
And possibly keep some in jerry cans too.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:18, Reply)
bedford seems to be doing well.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:18, Reply)
Don't let him out again then

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:20, Reply)
Claimed to be Cher earlier
I have my doubts, though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:23, Reply)
I'm sure, if he could 'turn back time'.....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:24, Reply)
I'd do more Cher puns
But the plastic faced artificial voiced radio 2 perennial favourite is not really my thing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:27, Reply)
So you're just like Jessie James
He doesn't care for her either.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:29, Reply)
I raised the mayor of Palm Springs earlier
But it's a TD-eous association.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:36, Reply)
How did you see through my carefully crafted ruse?

(Bedford, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:37, Reply)
Despite a sluggish persona
I'm a sharp one - and I've got my eye on you as a troublemaker.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:40, Reply)
I'll be sure to wear an appropriate wig next time

(Bedford, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Not a Cher wig, then

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:52, Reply)
He's a loose cannon.
I can't control him. I asked him twice to turn in his badge and gun, but he seems to operate ABOVE the law.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:23, Reply)
Hmm the suits down at City Hall may not like his maverick attitude
But if he gets results...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:29, Reply)
We've got to stop him Tangles.
If the chief gets wind of what's going down, we'll be on traffic till we retire.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:31, Reply)
I'm going for a smoke
When I come back, I expect this room to be TIDY. TIDY I tell ya.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:36, Reply)
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:38, Reply)
You're not the boss of me.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:38, Reply)
If I gave you a job I would be.
But sadly I'm not recruiting at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Nobody is : (

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)
Well, they're recruiting; they're just not hiring the right people.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)
Keep plugging away!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:49, Reply)
I've got half a dozen marked out for applying this week.
One of these days I'll get there.
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)
Just keep at it.
Anything you want to discuss or run by me, I'm more than happy to help with.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Depending on what happens in the next few days
I might ask you nicely to check over my CV.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Not a problem at all mate.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:10, Reply)
THAT'S SO UNFAIR! I HATE YOU!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:42, Reply)
That's big long tabs you smoke there Jeff
Unless you've been abducted on the doorstep.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:44, Reply)
Sorry. I sent a few text messages as well.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Are you seeing real life people behind our backs?
And also *sniffs* were you smoking one of those funny cigarettes?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:49, Reply)
No. I'm really trying to pack in the tabs, but I'm failing at it.
And oddly, it was a person from here I was texting.

*Waits whilst you all go and check your phones*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:50, Reply)
Nothing's gone off in my pocket, so it's obviously not me.
I can possibly guess who though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:51, Reply)
So you're not pleased to see me?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:54, Reply)
I'd be very pleased to see you if I ever got the fucking chance of meeting you, Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:58, Reply)
Are you not comingto Jeffstock?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:59, Reply)
If I get a job, probably, depending on cost of rail travel and accommodation.
However, I can't commit at the moment and I'm trying not to squander what's left of my redundancy money.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:01, Reply)
Sensible.
Plus it'll be shit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:02, Reply)
I bet it will, too.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:03, Reply)
If I've got any influence it will be.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Packing up the tabs is on my to-do list

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)
*checks phone*
*huffs indignantly*
(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Evening berk.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:50, Reply)
Evening DG
I hope you have some good job-based news to tell me?
(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:52, Reply)
Not yet.
I will know about today's interview sometime tomorrow though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)
That's a shame
I thought you'd had good interview vibes from some of them? What about todays job, would you really want it or is it just convenient?
(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:55, Reply)
See here:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1573845

I felt both interviews went well, and both were for multiple positions, but depending on what (if any) offer I get will depend very much on what I accept.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Humm
so, good if you get the one near you, iffy otherwise?
(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:58, Reply)
Yeah, pretty much.
If the salary was better it wouldn't be so bad, but I'd be starting on about half of what I was getting in my last job.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)
Get new job, come to Bristol, drink cider - PROFIT!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:58, Reply)
I got sent to the shop tonight for cider
so mr b3th could cook a nice gammon joint.

I had to phone him up to ask what it all was. I have no idea at all with cider.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Pork cooked in cider is full of win.
Get a nice cloudy cider, pour some over your pork. Cook, eat, ENJOY.

Here you do. This'll help you.

www.applecider.co.uk/includes/flash/apple_video_cider_run.swf
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:04, Reply)
You fucking deviant.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:06, Reply)
Harsh.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Pouring cider on your cock?
Nothing harsh about it, my dear chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Well, it's too late now. Dinner's been.
I ended up getting a sweet clear cider. Just took some of teh saltiness off teh gammon.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:10, Reply)
Also, today's job is similar to stuff I was doing ten years ago
i.e. local community regeneration, so the work would certainly be interesting. However, ten years ago I was being paid better than I would be now if I got this one. That's the trouble with charitable trusts.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Sorry berk.
Maybe next time.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:51, Reply)
That's okay Jeff, I know you're busy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:57, Reply)
No problem berk, how are you?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:57, Reply)
Alright thanks Jeff
looking forward to cider bash. How're you?
(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:59, Reply)
Busy :-)
I hope the cider bash is dry.

I don't like sweet cider
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)
Do you not get a big choice?
I have real ale drinking mates up here - is there a real cider thing?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:04, Reply)
I suspect in Zummerzet there is.

(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:05, Reply)
I've probably said this before
But I was in Okehampton once on a very hot day. Sitting outside drinking real cider.

I had three pints and wondered why all the west country boys raved about cider.

Stood up to go for a slash and fell flat on my face.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)
There used to be a really good bar in Glasgow that did a fantastic drink called a Timebomb
which had that exact same effect.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:13, Reply)
This has also happened to me.

(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:16, Reply)
But I bet you weren't staggering around a beer garden with your cock out.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:24, Reply)
Erm, most certainly not, no.

(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:27, Reply)
Not, in retrospect, my finest hour.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:35, Reply)
The cider boat has about 40 different ciders on there usually.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:08, Reply)
But that's the best kind!

(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Urrugh,
You like sweet cider. You'll have to sit in benders corner.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Quenders corner more like.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)
All cider is good cider
This is the 21st century, shouldn't be discriminatory against different drinks :)
(Bedford, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Some dry cider is nice
I will drink halves and sample...if not lots, at least some of them.
(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:17, Reply)
I'll probably be on non-cider drinks for a lot of it as well.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:18, Reply)
Alcoholic or not?
I'll be in Bristol from lunchtime-ish, probably, and I have no intention of making a drunken tit of myself.
(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:24, Reply)
Are there plans for a lunch somewhere?
There are some nice eateries in the middle of Brizzle.

I don't want to do drinking on an empty stomach all afternoon and evening. I have a stupidly low tolerance for alcohol, and will probably do something stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:36, Reply)
I shall probably have me a lovely wander round
and get a pie from pieminister, although I am more than happy to discuss more formal lunching plans, and I shall be having something relatively substantial for exactly the same reason as you.
(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:02, Reply)
Hello you.
What's with teh Tim Minchin?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:55, Reply)
I met him in Edinburgh a couple of years ago
he was lovely.
(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Is he nice?
I've heard conflicting reports on his twattishness.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)
He was actually quite shy
but this was a good few years ago, perhaps he's become more of an arsehole as his career's taken off.
(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:02, Reply)
i'm stuck at work
you can come and tidy my office for me, if you like?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)
I'd be the most expensive (and worst) cleaner the legal world had ever seen.
And I'll nick anything that isn't nailed down.

Your call.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:51, Reply)
Watch out.
She just wants you to do the cleaning wearing nothing but an apron.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)
Am I expected to provide my own apron?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:54, Reply)
I'm sure the ex has left a nice frilly one behind somewhere

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:55, Reply)
^ Oooh. Swipe. Look at this. b3th is calling your ex a woofter.
*Prepares paddling pool full of wet mud and sells a ringside seat to Gonz for thousands*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:56, Reply)
ah, come on. That was too easy.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:59, Reply)
See, swipey,
if you didn't piss around on here so much through the day you could probably be home by seven.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Hi rachelswipe.
You alright this evening?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)
But but but it's so nice out, well it was.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:04, Reply)
I feel your pain, working the 2-10 shift's a bugger on a glorious day like this.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:03, Reply)
TD, have you had a deek at the calendar?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:06, Reply)
I think he's long gone by now.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:11, Reply)
No, just being legendarily one finger typing slow!

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:12, Reply)
So I see :)

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:13, Reply)
I'm fucking hopeless.
My left hand is medically fucked anyway, and I've been trying to learn one handed typing but I'm just one finger slow.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:19, Reply)
Work.
A lot of my work is weekends. Not prepared to commit but if I can I will.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:11, Reply)
The Hop do some very good beers.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:12, Reply)
This weekend - 3 jobs Saturday, 1 Sunday so far
If I can fit it in I will, but it's got to take second priorty.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:16, Reply)
*Note to PD*
Book TD in on some 'jobs' all of which are in pubs.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:18, Reply)
Your minimum is £30.
That's for a shit job on a collapsible flat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:22, Reply)
I'm back in the endz baby.
I plan to amble round London aimlessly all day tomorrow.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:19, Reply)
I missed the Beckenham Massive getting into da house
Y'right Baz.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:43, Reply)
Is that it then?
I've a glass of wine I could have left in the bottle if I'd known you were all going to go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:51, Reply)
I'm still up, waiting for the missus to get in.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:53, Reply)
Maybe Jeff has a point
I creep in here when I've no work until the afternoon.

When I was more regular it'd be all Spakka and Maladismal.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 22:59, Reply)
So many former regulars have disappeared.
Clendrix occasionally pops in, but that's about it. My own b3ta-ing is confined to sporadic day and night posts due to other concerns at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:00, Reply)
We could do a "when this was all fields" thing.
And remember some good old posters.

I'm not the most dynamic or interesting poster but there does seem to be a dearth right now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:05, Reply)
A lot of people's workplaces have clamped down on internet use I think.
A lot of others have just lost interest and post mainly on facebook now.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:08, Reply)
Hello
It's way past my bedtime and I may have had some booze.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:06, Reply)
11pm is 'way' past your bedtime?
christ, even I'm not that dull.
(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:09, Reply)
I'm very old

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:10, Reply)
No. I'M very old

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:13, Reply)
Evening.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:10, Reply)
Ow bist?
I'm getting myself ready for ciderbash. I am taking it very seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:12, Reply)
Knackered, and interviewed out.
I will probably be attending ciderbash if I get one of these jobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:14, Reply)
Good luck, chap.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:17, Reply)
Ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:19, Reply)
300 replies, wow

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:11, Reply)
Yeah, but most of them have been shit.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:12, Reply)

Was quentin here then?n
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:17, Reply)
ah fucks sake, ruined my weds night now

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:18, Reply)
No, just us.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:20, Reply)

I'm watching the last walking dead. So glad the old man got zombied.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:22, Reply)
i haven't even opened my season 1 boxset yet

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:24, Reply)
It's great.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:38, Reply)
quinten's got beer and crumpets
how fucking classy am i?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:24, Reply)
also, i farted

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:26, Reply)
Not been a bad evening
All things considered - it would be a higher count but some deletion occured earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:24, Reply)
Did it?
I must have missed taht.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:29, Reply)
Battered v Gonz nonsense

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:31, Reply)
What's teh deal there?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:33, Reply)
Ah, the missus has just arrived.
I'm off. Night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:12, Reply)
Give her a smoosh from me :)

(berk, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:13, Reply)
Will do. I think she may be a bit pissed.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:15, Reply)
Chin chin
And my best.

x
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:15, Reply)
well I'm home
it was uneventful and now I have hot milk. yay
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:27, Reply)
Rock and roll.
Did you have to unstrap the corset?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:29, Reply)
jack whitehalls on i dont think i like him

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:29, Reply)
On what?
In other news, have I missed the ten o'clock show again?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:30, Reply)
channel 4+1?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:31, Reply)
also itr is repeated at som e point
/helpful
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:31, Reply)
4OD

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:31, Reply)
Yeah. I'll have to do that later.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:32, Reply)
GODS GOT FUCK ALL A DO WIV IT

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:32, Reply)
I still have it on
I'm pretty sure I look good for once, and yet had very little reason to bother
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:31, Reply)
That's usually the time it happens.
Look at that girl on the platform and the stupid arse with the ukelele.

Speaking of which, when is it guitar shop time?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:35, Reply)
who, what, eh?
I'll probably casually pop in sometime this weekend to the guitar shop to buy a plectrum, or perhaps a strap. I do need both, but I reckon if I buy them separately I can umm....appear more desperate...shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:37, Reply)
"I think I need a strap. Can you pick one out for me?
That's exactly the one I would have picked! You have *such* good taste. Can you just fasten it to the guitar for me? Is it sitting right? Just stand behind me and see if you can strum it..."
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:41, Reply)
I can't do that shit
This is why I never get laid isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:42, Reply)
There was a time when I couldn't flirt to save my life.
Now I'm absolutely shameless.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:43, Reply)
it hurts my brain to even consider doing it

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:45, Reply)
siete tutti e due le donne più belle che abbia mai incontrato.
vorrei fare l'amore con le vostre ani
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:38, Reply)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:42, Reply)
Easy.
Cracked it now, gaz if you want.

x
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:43, Reply)
NOOO

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 0:11, Reply)
miolk drunk, corset off
nighty night all
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:44, Reply)
Floozy.
Night.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Mar 2012, 23:47, Reply)

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