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Who would you like to be?If you could be one other B3tan for one day who would you chose and why?
Alt: Best gadget that you own?
AltAlt: Worst booze you have ever tasted?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:22,
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I would be Quinten - I would immediately delete my account and kill myself.Alt: Dull answer is probably my telephone. It's the only gadget I own, thinking about it.
Alt alt: it's a tossup between Thai whisky and Romanian moonshine. The latter is so caustic you are supposed to eat cubes of pork fat before drinking it to prevent internal damage. I don't think it works.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:25,
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I was expecting your first answer. Thanks for not disappointing me. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:29,
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good job you haven't flounced or taken anything too serious lately, i've got nothing to respond with(, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:30, Reply)
i'd love to be darth swanning around in a sequined jacket and getting all the ladies cos they think you're a 'safe' gayalt probably my cheese slicer
altalt i don't think i ever had bad booze
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scartch that, i would be montyi'd get my finances in order, turn my life around, kick the drugs and commit to spending more time with my son
i'd also stop wasting my time stacking the pencils at argos, cut my hair, ahve a shave, wash that old sky blue t shirt for a change and go for that manager job i always wanted
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wahtever it takes, i would commit to spending more time with monty's son(, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:29, Reply)
i donno, im pretty happy being me.I don't really envy peoples lives, everyone has good and bad shit to deal with.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:27,
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I would be either Swipe or Monty.My Technics.
Alt alt- I have had some terrible malt whiskies.
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i wouldnt want to be swipe with the amount of dull work she doesAnd no way would I want to be monty.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:29,
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Are you sure...?There are some benefits, you know.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:30,
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Those benefits being income support, council tax relief and housing benefit. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:31,
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yeah man, i aint saying you dont have good amazing bits in your life...... Its just that i don't think they're worth giving up all my good things for.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:33,
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Oh, I read it as forever.In which case, I'll pick swipey, she'll never be able to work again after what I plan to do with her body.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:05,
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You're going to cut her hands off with a band-saw?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:34,
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The reason is not the work or the income.I would be Monty because he is nearly as good looking as me.
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AlAlt: Electronic chess board I got in Tandy
AltAlt: Guinness
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:27,
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Sake's pretty minging and I just can't get into whisky no matter how hard I try.(
Kroney, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:30,
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Try harder.Buy some an cnoc and some auchentoshan.
Take it from there.
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Is this in real life, or online? If real life, one with large norks to play with. If online, noone I don't think.
A 1950s twin lens camera, although I'm not sure if old stuff qualifies as a gadget.
Half a bottle of gin drunk in one go as a bet, when young and foolish. I sicked it up straight away, and had psycological gips for years.
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Is he online?I would have thought he'd have little time what with all those gigs on the 'oldies' circuit with the old Hermits.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:32,
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Really?He's playing a gig in Torquay tomorrow according to the internet.
Maybe he's now the vocalist for The Zombies lololololol
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:45,
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We are talking Jobraith?According to Wikipedia, he died in '83, of AIDS. I shall consult something more reliable.
Maybe he'll cover "Die Young", by Sabbath.
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Why would I want to be any one of you tragic losers?Alt: ipod, or possibly phone. Actually, my phone has capacity for carrying my music too, so maybe that.
Alt alt: cachaca, which is supposed to be a really pure type of white rum. It turns out to be so bitter, it might as well be quinten.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:32,
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I wouldn't mind having Battered or Swipe's money for the dayBut I'm pretty happy being me, really.
Alt: Either my phone or my XBox.
AltAlt: Either unflavoured schnapps or stroh.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:32,
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I'd be that bigamist fighter pilot, I'd invite people to the opera, fix peoples hands that sort of thing.
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AlI'd pretend to be me and set up a ludicrous moebius loop that no-one looks good as a result of
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I'm quite serious, when you find out that it's not meI expect an apology in writing.
Sky writing.
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Are you sure?*trips over dog*
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:02,
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Less hungover than I deserve.Also, have just spunked £36 on the entry fee to the Bristol Half Marathon.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:04,
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YAY!We're gonna smash it's back doors in this year. I predict knocking at least ten minutes off my previous time.
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I'd be Swipe.Not for financial gain, just so I could ruin her detox and introduce her to the joy of Bacon sandwiches.
I'm nice like that.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:49,
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Oh come on, someone needs to sort out your bacon issues.It's just not right.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:52,
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you poor deluded fool.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:54,
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really? OKIs this the new fun /OT game? pretend to be someone else?
Edit - right you are, no icon - can't see what the other difference in the name is, though
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:01,
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Yes. Which is why Darth is being mean about me. He thinks I'm doing it.(, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:02, Reply)
WHAT AN AWFUL TERRIBLE MEANIE-PANTS THAT DARTH ISDo you know what makes me mad?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:05,
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Drinking water from lead piping over a period of decades?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:10,
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Smoking too much skunk?(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:12,
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When your sock goes down inside your shoe?Splodgenessabounds lolz.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:12,
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Rather thin on the ground, those particular lolz.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:14,
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Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:17,
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Best subthread in a long time, here.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:22,
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the letter in the middle is a capital i, not an L. It's quite clever.(, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:05, Reply)
True. Just a terribly pointless and sad thing to waste even a modicum of intelligence on, really.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:17,
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I'm not sure if you wrote 'lntelIlgence" there or not, but if you did, that would have been really clever.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:22,
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Oh, good, now there's two of them.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:23,
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In my musical about eating pork products, one of my verses shall go.Oh how I like to dine one the swine, it's so fine, it taste devine.
Oh how I like to dig some pig, I'll admit, I ate it.
Oh how I like some pork on my fork, would you like some more? O'Course !
Oh how I'd like some some crackin', get my lips smackering, that's what happein'.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:08,
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nah, I'm good as I am, thanksAltAlt: I know this because it happened at the weekend. 0 alcohol Erdinger with bacardi in it. Dear god it was rancid
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:52,
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AltAlt: In a few weeks I could answer that with "my homebrew" probably(, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:53, Reply)
I am really most keen on hearing how yours does.My brother's were all disgusting but that was 20 years ago and you'd hope they'd improved in that time.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:11,
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Are you sure you aren't gettingConfused with oven chips.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:26,
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*hopes it's chips, it's chips*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:27,
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You'll have to wait and see...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:29,
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At my schoolit was widely agreed that the 'fried onion rings' line was the pinnacle of mankind's achievements in the world of comedy.
This was of course prior to the advent of a certain Mr J Deacon.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:30,
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Gotta love an innocuous line that can induce fits of giggles to a group of schoolfriendsto the utter bemusement of the teachers.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:36,
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I am genuinely chuckling aloud at the memories.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:45,
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Very nice.It was a dry Irish stout. This is over 20 years ago, and apparently kits have come on a long way.
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This is because they are now made in China.LOLOLOLOL0L
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:20,
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Or maybe Battered.If I drop anything, I won't have so far to bend to pick it up.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:59,
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I'd be bert.I want to fuck his sister as well.Or AA and replace all his music with decent stuff.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:05,
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Pfft, sod off, I like my music!Haha
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:07,
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I might, I might not, I still listen to most of the same stuff I listened to 10 years ago(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:10,
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Bit longer to go for AA, then.He's only 17 stone.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:45,
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12 stone, actuallyIt's not great, but lower than I thought
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:57,
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I reckon there would be a handful of bands we might both like but not many.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:11,
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I'd be Captain Vso I could go fuck myself.
Alt: Swingline stapler.
Alt Alt: Becherovka
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:09,
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what is it?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:16,
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Hideous, bitter spirit from the Czech Republic.Only reason to drink it is so you can offer some to unsuspecting first-timers and watch them become visibly upset when they taste it.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:20,
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better or worse than unicum?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:22,
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I can't do that unicum thing.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:24,
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*shudders*fair do's.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:33,
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What is it with these Slavs and their undrinkable spirits, eh?????(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:23,
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And while we're at it, what's teh deal with airline food? Am I right!?(, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:32, Reply)
I'm afraid you've lost me now.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:44,
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That fat stupid cunt Peter Kaye did a 'piece' on his dad's Ford Cortina in the '70's.The 'piece' that should be involved with Peter Kaye is a 9mm Glock.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:47,
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Phoenix Nights was a work of genius.Shame for him, and for us all, that he didn't die immediately after making it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:53,
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Swipe, I thinkpersonality AND money AND boobs? Yes please.
Alt: I don't really have many gadgets. I quite like my ice cream maker, does that count?
Altalt: Tequila. I've never had a shot of it that hasn't bounced. Disgusting stuff. Cachaca was pretty rank as well.
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There are sipping tequilas which upon my honour are genuinely delicious.Until I tried them I had no idea there were tequilas which did not have more in common with paint stripper than drinks.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:26,
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Well this is a hell of a confusing thread to join in the middle ofI don't know who is real and who isn't.
Am I still tangledupinblue?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:18,
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Are you a tedious bender?If so, then yes, yes you are.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:19,
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Why, yes I am.Phew, glad we got that sorted.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:20,
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Did I ever tell you about my mate the bass player from Pavement?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:30,
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*pulls up chair*Seriously??????
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:32,
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It all started the day I got my new highlighter pen...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:33,
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Might sprinkle some pencil shavings over someone in celebration. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:35,
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I'd forgotten about that masterpiece of yarnery.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:37,
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You evil, twisted bastard!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:42,
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If it's still got an iconit's probably still who it says it is.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:20,
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i am so confusedbut i am quite flattered at the number of people who would want to be me.
now. who's going to do this break report for me? no? what about my brilliant article on yielding up with vacant possession?
ok, we are off to the pub as a team shortly because the boss likes the sunshine. now who's in?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:38,
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no, and nobut I'm in for the pub.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:40,
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I'd be Monty. His is not a lifestyle I crave, but it would be a fun experience for a day (obviously a drugfueled fun day, not one of the sober, broke, working days)Alt: Phone, couldn't live without it HTC Desire Z FTW, best phone I ever had.
AltAlt: Jack Daniels and Mad Dog 20/20 Hawaiian Blue. I drank then sepparately but they came back up together.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:38,
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Alt alt: bet that looked nice.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:43,
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how's the shoulder?had my staples out this week. horrible scar suitably achieved.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:45,
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I hope you bought your staples from Chompy.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:46,
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they were a little large for "office" staples..(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:50,
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All good, back a t work today with a nice scar and a sling.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:18,
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I'd be battered for the day and go to legolandthere are loads of rides I'm not allowed on anymore
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:48,
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I've just played "spot the black person"which is part of equality training.
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*confused face*I thought Spot was a dog.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:50,
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Yes. The black person was called Sambo. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:51,
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I'm now watching a harrassment videoThat chick really doesn't like the back rub the nice man is giving her.
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...BUT YOU DO, RIGHT?phwooooarrrrr.......
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:52,
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I'd go for a 'front rub' myself.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:53,
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chb for sureMust be awesome to be such a kickass rockstar
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 13:49,
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Altalt: Dregs from a barrel of scrumpyTasted like they'd used the whole tree to make it not just the apples... and then ended up with vinegar.
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Not badDeadline day at work though, so naturally I am wasting time browsing the internets which I will just have to make up at the end if the day anyway :)
You?
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All good thanks. Tonight will be lots of beer and a curry, so looking forward to that. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:04,
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Good ideaI too plan to liberate some money and booze from the oppressive bank account and pub regimes respectively
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You came back then, Beddo?See, we're not so bad after all.
P.S. F.O.B
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:03,
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*wobbly hand gesture*Tenuous
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:18,
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