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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Sunday needs it's own thread
I've been DIYing like a boss. Only burnt myself on the steamer once, only steamed off plaster once and only the one blister forming on my thumb.

now for drinking tea.

what have you been doing like a boss?
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Went to the bootsale this morning and found fuck all to buy.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:52, Reply)
is that because scary people got there at
4am and bought anything interesting
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:54, Reply)
A little bit.
But it also had something to do with the fact that I didn't need to buy baby clothes, children's toys, or DVDs.

What happened to the days when I could come home with a boot full of saleable loot?
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 16:16, Reply)
Found a boss pair of, er, Hugo Boss sunglasses earlier.
I'm jamming in the conservatory with a glass of wine, shades on, doors open, laid back disco music on and am having a fag every now and then. Sunday has been bossed so far.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 16:01, Reply)
it is appropriate to
jam in the conserve-atory
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 16:06, Reply)
i thought puns were the preserve of Jeff.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 16:17, Reply)
I'll take that as a condiment.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 16:54, Reply)
what's the difference between jam and marmalade?

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 18:44, Reply)
Your mum.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 18:52, Reply)
nearly -
I can't marmalade my cock up your mother's arse
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 18:57, Reply)
So you have grown a cock
Well done.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 19:00, Reply)
i have always had one
I keep it in a box under the bed. He will never miss it
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 19:02, Reply)
Watching Liverpool get spanked.
Oh yeah.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 16:09, Reply)
That was most enjoyable.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)
It was fucking brilliant.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 16:47, Reply)
I've just been out shopping with Ma', had a lovely day.
Ma' bought me two pairs of 50% lenin trousers and two really nice shirts that are really light and air'y. I also filled my granny bag with fizzy pop, I got 28 cans in total, should last a while. I got some food to make for lunches next week, pasta salad is gonna be the theme.

I'm just watching Tommy Robbinson get owned on Big Question on the iPlayer.

I've been doing loads of stuff on AmazeDogs, it's gonna be awesome.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 16:45, Reply)
Are your trousers 50% lenin, 50% stalin?

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 16:53, Reply)
I hope Gonz didn't get any Russian underpants.
Chernobyl fallout.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 16:57, Reply)

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 17:00, Reply)
Only on the left hand side.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 17:00, Reply)
Oh lol...
The writer of "The british massage parlour guide", being debated on "Should it e ilegal to pay for sex with a young adult?", is some creepy 60 year old who is concerned with women paying tax and being over 16.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 17:02, Reply)
Eating a bloody nice steak for lunch
Sitting in the sun with a beer. Might even have an ice lolly later.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 17:23, Reply)
Afternoon bedford.
What ice lolly are you considering? You'll be hard pushed to beat the Fab.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 17:30, Reply)
I see your Fab
and I raise you a Funny Foot.

Nah, just kidding. Nobbly Bobbly all teh way.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 17:33, Reply)
I don't think I know the Bobbly.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 17:39, Reply)
Nobbly Bobbly fucking rocks!
it's chocolate ice cream (which I usually don't like, but in this case I'll make an exception) surrounded by strawberry ice cream, covered in hundres and thousands.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 17:40, Reply)
They sound nice.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 18:25, Reply)
Mint Feast is where I'm at, at the mo'.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 17:46, Reply)
Actually, ASDA did these 'bubblegum' flavour ice creams last year, they were nice.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 17:48, Reply)
At the moment, I'm rocking WW honeycomb sundaes.
Only three points, and full of caramel-y yumminess.

Dieting sucks.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 17:49, Reply)
I went to the crepe van for lunch today, got a bacon'n'stuff crepe.
Should have gotten a Nutella'n'nuts'n'toffee'n'banana'n'whipped-cream one. The important thing is that within one ciggerette's walk pretty much any day I'm at home, I can be eating a freshly made crepe to my exact specifications.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 18:09, Reply)
My corner shop has the old style plain lollies
I have lager and lime, apple cider, cherry brandy, lemonade, cola.and orange to choose from.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 17:52, Reply)
Lollies have got a bit more alcoholic since I last had one.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 17:59, Reply)
Surprisingly no alcohol in them
I do have vivid memories of being a small child in the park and feeling incredibly grown up buying a lager and lime lolly from the ice cream van though.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 18:01, Reply)
Wash it down with a can of Top Deck.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 18:09, Reply)
Do they still sell shandy to kids?
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 18:11, Reply)
You'll have to ask Stunned Poster when you see him.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 18:27, Reply)
They sold them at school, we had an ice cream truck come in every day.
I remember me and a bunch of mates once had about 3 each in one lunch time and spent the whole afternoon acting pissed.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 18:10, Reply)
Shopping :(

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 17:29, Reply)
I like shopping
What have you bought today?
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 17:32, Reply)
Whatchya get me?

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 17:48, Reply)
I reckon Swipe
Got her cider boat fancy dress costume.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 17:52, Reply)
I've got my Lady Godiva costume all sorted out.
It's definietly still fancy dress, yeah?
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 17:54, Reply)
The chocolate shell lady?
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 18:09, Reply)
Yeah, deffo.
Where are you getting your horse from?
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 18:10, Reply)
Took the little tangles up to the playground at half nine to get some morning sun. Then the eldest one had a birthday party to attend, after which we all went to Coombe Abbey country park for more running around like nutters.
Now cooking, with a well earned beer.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 17:57, Reply)
I'm shaving my head this evening

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 18:11, Reply)
You gone into remission?

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 18:26, Reply)
Not razor shaving it, just grade 2 on the clippers.
I am at my most handsome with cropped hair. I give women the gush.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 18:27, Reply)
I shaved my hair off once.
I looked like a giant thumb.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 18:34, Reply)
That's a powerful mental image.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 18:34, Reply)
They get locked into an ejaculation and they don't stop coming until it drains the life from them?

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 18:45, Reply)
Two, maybe three squirrels.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 18:47, Reply)
I've been righteous today
3 loads of washing done, the hoovering and dusting done and bathroom cleaned. Then a few hours at Twang club with the boys, came home, removed the neck from a guitar I've got to repair and then did all my paperwork for work and emailed it off. Over to the G/F's place for a salad, various hams, smoked meats & cheeses & a roast chicken tea.
I must've done something right in a previous life!
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 18:54, Reply)
Salad isn't part of the 'reward' food groups.
Takeaway curry it isn't.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 18:59, Reply)
i broke a plate
now I own one plate. This makes me sad
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 19:06, Reply)
Still, it'll encourage you to keep
On top of the washing up.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 19:09, Reply)
You own two plates
But one is broken. Try to be positive.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 19:16, Reply)
in that case I own 3
I have another broken plate I use to mix paints
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 19:26, Reply)
See - in the space of not very long you've empowered yourself 200%.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 19:30, Reply)
You'll never score big with a mega-hunk unless you get another plate in.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 19:52, Reply)
i'm going to get the finest plates money can buy
what kind of plate impresses hot men, then?
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 20:30, Reply)
I am listening to Radio Dozer and recovering from my afternoon run.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 19:14, Reply)
I've just discovered Poolside
They're ace;
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 19:24, Reply)
These guys are DJing in Leeds on the 21st.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 19:25, Reply)
Ooh Barry, you will love this track.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 19:26, Reply)
I like this, think it's been played in 90% of the good club nights I've been to.
I don't like Art Department, too intense for me. I like soft stuff cos I'm a softy, like dis
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 19:28, Reply)
I thought you'd like it.
Pretty much any Jamie Jones track will be up your alley.

And this one
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 19:30, Reply)
Where's Baz?

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 20:27, Reply)
Gonz in 'being mean' scandal

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 20:29, Reply)
Just joshin', its a meme
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 20:57, Reply)

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 20:57, Reply)
I found something in town
I thought Jeff might like to see it.

You can all share it too.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 20:28, Reply)
Do you not think it's a bit cruel that the donkey has a huge sign attached to it's backbone?
Down with this cruelty to donkeys.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 20:33, Reply)
It's not as cruel as that spelling

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 20:34, Reply)
I missed the spelling.
I was more concerned about cruelty to a cartoon donkey. That's me all over.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 20:36, Reply)
I'm sorry to say
You're wrong. I didn't want to see it.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 20:35, Reply)
Well, screw you then

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 20:40, Reply)
Have a look at the calendar
Guess what the next event is.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 20:43, Reply)
Don't know, don't care

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 20:45, Reply)
Like that is it.
I thought you were looking forward to meeting the shut in collective.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 20:48, Reply)
I am
I'd like to think they might be looking forward to meeting me too.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 20:51, Reply)
Who are you most looking forward
To meeting?
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)
I would say you, obviously
But I've already had that pleasure.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 20:56, Reply)
I mean new people!

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 20:59, Reply)
All of them!
Or not.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:03, Reply)
I am
I'm hoping it's going to be a really good bash.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:02, Reply)
Lower your expectations.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:33, Reply)
Now lower them some more.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:33, Reply)
How low can you go?

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:35, Reply)
Put it this way.
The cider boat sounds a lot better on paper than it is in reality!
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:37, Reply)
You need to see my local!

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:38, Reply)
To be fair, the cider boat isn't at all bad. If you like cider.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:41, Reply)
Symposium - my local - is quite clearly a converted shop
But I love it. Trouble is they have free wi-fi access so I can work there whilst drinking.

Or drink there whilst working.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Well, if it means you never miss that important e-mail....

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:53, Reply)
I have never been to a disappointing bash
admittedly, the last one I attended was more of a gathering of middle-aged men and that was a touch bizarre, but still. Plus I like really like Bristol just as a place to have a good wander round in.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:15, Reply)
it's like a collection of 40 year old truckers called Dave

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Hang on.
Are you calling me and Stunned 'bizarre' or have you been to another bash since?
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:20, Reply)
I felt a bit like you'd hired me for the evening
but I got a free kebab and you allowed me to have the spare bed in a very gentlemanly manner, so I'm not complaining.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)
At what point did you feel 'hired'
I only asked you to do squat thrusts once - and you didn't like it. So we settled on Star-Jumps.

And after that kebab, you said you needed the work out.

I'm quite offended by this 'hired' comment.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)
Could you not collaborate on a West Country weekend?

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 20:51, Reply)
they are bitter, bitter rivals

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:07, Reply)
^ this

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:10, Reply)
I have a lakeside mansion at Yalta
They could talk it over.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:10, Reply)
Oh man, I just looked in the calender and then on the train tickets and erm maybe is there any cheap b'n'bs that won't knick all my stuff?

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:16, Reply)
In Bristol?

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:19, Reply)
Yah', looks alright.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:41, Reply)
there's a youth hostel

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:20, Reply)
Nah', I want my own toilet and my room.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Well give me an idea of how much you are happy spending and I'll see what I can find for you.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Is about 50 fair?
I'm not 100% behind this, I'm supposed to be saving at the moment and am really short, but on the same note, I ain't been away on a holiday or a big social outting this year, and could do with the break and lols.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:48, Reply)
You won't be charged based on your height! :-)
The Clifton Hotels group (linked below) can probably do you a en suite room for a lot less, and if you're getting the train in, a four quid bus ticket will get you to your hotel and then down to the cider boat as and when you're ready.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:52, Reply)
coolio, I'll have to have a think on it, see how it goes.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:00, Reply)
The longer you leave it, the more expensive it'll likely get.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Yah', deffo.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:13, Reply)
I had a look at The Washington can do you a single room for £44 with a bathroom
Although you should double check that.

But if you want to check the location of a hotel before booking, let me know, you don't want to be spending fifty quid on cabs to get there and back to your hotel again.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Are you saying you don't want top come to Bristol and meet me?

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:52, Reply)
Bloody hell b3th.
I'd almost convinced Gonz to come, and then you butt in!
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:53, Reply)
Wait, what? aren't you going?

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:54, Reply)
b3th'll be there!
Which is a bit like Jim'll Fix It! Only different.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:56, Reply)
What's your budget Gonz?

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:34, Reply)
I donno, whatever is average.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:43, Reply)
I'll get you some options.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:44, Reply)

From that list, The Bristol (top link) is a resonable price, but if you want to save a few quid, and are happy either getting a bus from your hotel to the cider boat or spending about 7 quid on a cab, then there are often good deals with - Blousie has use that hotel group in the past and wasn't unhappy with it.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:49, Reply)
it's alright.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Oh lord, I've just discovered "Cream style corn, in a can".
sooooo good.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 20:59, Reply)
Wrestlemania tonight, it's gonna be a good'un.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:03, Reply)
The first one I watched was Wrestlemania 8
They had good characters back then.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:15, Reply)
I love it.
It's basically Eastenders with blokes who twat each other over the head with steel chairs. I don't watch it any more (was obsessed when I was around ten) but I make sure I catch Wrestlemania every year.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:19, Reply)
I used to be absolutely smitten by the guy who played the first Undertaker

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:21, Reply)
It's always been the same geezer ain't it?
He's 19-0 at Wrestlemania, can make it 20 wins in a row if he beats Triple H tonight. I'm on tenterhooks.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:26, Reply)
No, they changed him.
The first one had nine our ten months off, then they had a storyline where there were two of them, and they got toys of the original.
It was ask very exciting.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:31, Reply)
i thought it was more like watching
the events of Mount Olympus as the gods fight it out for the souls of humans
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:23, Reply)
So in a nutshell.
Baz likes watching men in pants rolling around on the floor.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:35, Reply)
who doesn't?

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:48, Reply)
I'm a REAL man.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:49, Reply)
I'm at a loss now.
How can you possibly top corn in a can AND wrestling?

By combining them, possibly?
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:08, Reply)
I'd watch muscley men
fighting in cream corn
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:09, Reply)
Not much in it for the male contingent though...

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:12, Reply)
Except creamed corn in a can.
I've just finished a can as I bought a fucking horrible sauce for my pasta.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:17, Reply)
The concept is turning my stomach.
What sort of cream? I might regret asking this.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:21, Reply)
It more like sweetcorn and a thick sweetcorn sauce.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:44, Reply)
I need another recipe for something cheap and delicious. I've decided that having half a pepper and 5 cans of tuna in the cupboard means I should go shopping, but I need inspiration
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:22, Reply)
Hah, hmm, you still on the pasta or fancy something different?
Give me 4 or 5 ingredients you really enjoy.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:45, Reply)
I eat too much pasta
But I think I've eaten crap for so long I don't really know what I do like. I'll eat almost anything, me
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:48, Reply)
An insalubrious invitatitation which I won't rise to

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:51, Reply)
I'm surprised it took 3 minutes
I think other people have exploded from the possibilities
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:52, Reply)
I remain the perfect Gentleman of b3ta

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:53, Reply)

Which of you benders is going to Leeds bash?
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:39, Reply)
I think you need to tell people what you're planning.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:42, Reply)
what, update the calendar listing?

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Well it doesn't say very much. Other than you're going out for a pint.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:50, Reply)
If you want attendees from off here, move it to London.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Look into your heart, Woodside....

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:57, Reply)
Evening heterosexuals*
*not really, you're all benders.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Evening tangledupinbum
I spent the afternoon sitting outside a pub with some new friends. Need to do this more often.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:49, Reply)
These "new friends", did you meet them outside this pub as you staggered out drunk and invited yourself to join them?

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:52, Reply)
best way to make new friends

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:52, Reply)
some blokes we met coming back from a HMHB gig. They've got a band and they're quite good.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Gotta love the Biscuit.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:04, Reply)
And if you're into HMHB
You'll be fine.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:05, Reply)
Also cardiacs!

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:07, Reply)
I'm sure you're bunging money into the Tim Smith fund.
I am.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:16, Reply)
Hey Tangles.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:50, Reply)
Evening Jeff
Have you tidied up Bristol and sorted out appropriate mood-lighting ready for Jeffstock yet?
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Fuck yeah.
Although booking the sunshine was going to cost extra, so I've opted for 'random' weather.

You gonna come down?
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:55, Reply)
I'd love to
The list of attendees reads like my personal list of b3tans I'd most like to get drunk on a boat with. But sadly I have too many family commitments to attend to. Next time, deffo.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:58, Reply)
Too bad mate.
You're in the midlands aren't you?
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:59, Reply)
That's right
Pretty easy to get to most places from here.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:01, Reply)
Well, next time, I'll give you advance notice so you can square things away with 'Er Indoors.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Have we got some Midlands sort of place for a bash?
I'm looking at Lighty here.

I know you're off to London but for Northern based persons a central event would encompass all comers.

EDIT - And Dylan boy.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:11, Reply)
I lived in Birmingham for a while
I'm sure we could come up with something if people were willing.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:13, Reply)
I tried a couple of years back and didn't get much interest
But I'd certainly come to one.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:15, Reply)
Birmingham is the obvious choice
You may be able to entice northerns down, but I reckon a lot of Londoners would be reluctant.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:19, Reply)
All you need is a good pub.
Handy for the station and a selection of hotels for a variety of different budgets.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:21, Reply)
No shortage of pubs and gaffs in Birmingham.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Cardiff is handy for everyone, right?

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Cardiff is not really in this ambit.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:24, Reply)

not i +a mb +rm
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:26, Reply)
I'm struggling with this one, Jeff
I think you are trying to say that Cardiff is an armpit? But I can't make that work...
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:29, Reply)
I missed the 'p'.

But well done, you're right.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)
Y'see, I think the cider bash needs me
It is a pity I won't be there.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)
I'll have a 'P' please Tangles.
You're like the Holness of OT.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)
*hand jives*
*plays famous sax solos*
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)

*Faker Street lolz*
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)
Bring the family, have a day out?
go to Longleat or something on the way there.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Had I been on the ball I would have brought the family down for the weekend
We've got friends there and there are zoos and shit. But I know that Mrs Upinblue has already planned other activities for that weekend.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:38, Reply)
*there there*

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:41, Reply)
Can't she change 'em?

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:52, Reply)
I doubt it berk.
I don't have kids, but my sister does, and she's quite attached to them.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:53, Reply)
I'm too sleepy to post a proper reply to berk, so this will do...
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 23:01, Reply)
Just a thought.
I work weekends but a spin down the M1/M42 in the mile muncher wouldn't be a problem.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:20, Reply)
Tango is the biggest bender here.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:50, Reply)
I'm still not sleeping with you though, doze.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:55, Reply)
just the once?

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:58, Reply)
I'd be too intimidated by your good looks

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:05, Reply)
And confidence
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:05, Reply)
you're only human.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:33, Reply)
Shall I get the wrestling in? It is only once a year.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:52, Reply)
Evening Bob.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:54, Reply)

Hello jeff. How's it hanging?
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:55, Reply)
You still on for the cider boat later this month?
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:55, Reply)

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:24, Reply)
Good lad.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:25, Reply)
Course bruv.
I'm looking forward to it, I hope The Rock destroys Cena. I think he will.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:02, Reply)
I think vena might win as his whole pitch has been how he is loyal to wwe. Watching preview now, just ordered.
Taker v hhh 2
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)
I like being at home, it means I don't have to pay for box office stuff.
Not sure I'll be able to stay awake for all of it tho.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:33, Reply)

Press r
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:51, Reply)
Bedtime, kids.
All pets fed, all doors locked against insiduous George Galloway supporters from the neighbouring constituency, sleepy time.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:49, Reply)
Night TD.
Of course, you realise you could take your 'mile muncher' an hour past Brum.....
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:50, Reply)
Two hours less I can't work.
Time is money!
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 22:55, Reply)
You need a break.

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