Found a boss pair of, er, Hugo Boss sunglasses earlier.
I'm jamming in the conservatory with a glass of wine, shades on, doors open, laid back disco music on and am having a fag every now and then. Sunday has been bossed so far.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 16:01, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

it is appropriate to
jam in the conserve-atory
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 16:06, Reply)

i thought puns were the preserve of Jeff.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 1 Apr 2012, 16:17, Reply)

I'll take that as a condiment.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 16:54, Reply)

what's the difference between jam and marmalade?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 18:44, Reply)

Your mum.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 18:52, Reply)

nearly -
I can't marmalade my cock up your mother's arse
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 18:57, Reply)

So you have grown a cock
Well done.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 19:00, Reply)

i have always had one
I keep it in a box under the bed. He will never miss it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 19:02, Reply)