i had a CRACKING start to my day
my new upstairs neighbour set the damn fire alarm off at 7am. thankfully, i'd already been up since 6:15 and showered so i went and turned it off. probably should have knocked to make sure she wasn't unconscious on the kitchen floor next to a burning chip pan, but it was two flights of stairs, and i was in my pants. figured the last thing she'd need after a sudden shock like that was me and my trusty moose knuckle.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:06, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I hope she's dead
and that you never forgive yourself.
( Peej, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:10, Reply)

i'm already saddened
by the fact i missed a blatant opportunity to increase the number of women who've seen at least the outline of my junk.
and she's a 'merkin. that would knock another country off the list, a biggun too.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:12, Reply)

So she'd be the second, after your mother?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Well played.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:15, Reply)

well played sir
*narrows eyes*
*contemplates saying 'third after both our mothers'*
*thinks better of it*
*slinks away*
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Did your tie try to hurt you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:13, Reply)

i haven't worn a tie
since the last time a friend got married. i won't be wearing one again until the weekend, for the same reason. same tie as well. my wedding tie. it's a beauty.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Well watch out.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:20, Reply)

Fuck me Loafy you lead an epic life
I expect they will find you hanging from the banister by the same tie when you realise just how pathetic and miserable your useless life is.
( Peej, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:35, Reply)

yeah, it's pretty tedious
the regular socialising, the freedom to do what i like due to almost complete lack of fiscal and personal responsibility, .. the varied and fulfilling sex life.. living in a nice flat by the sea.. i don't know how much more i can take. i'm one jammy dodger away from a complete fucking breakdown :D
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Culture Club's less successful etc, etc

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:16, Reply)

that's pretty good, socky.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:32, Reply)

i can't believe you'd call another woman
by my nickname for you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:34, Reply)

I seriously doubt that's a woman, sweetie.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:35, Reply)

this doesn't make it any better!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Hahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:40, Reply)