Saturday Night, dance, i like the way you move.
etc.

I trust everybody has filled every cupboard and fridge in the near vicinity in preparation for the supermarkets being closed tomorrow.

What's going on tonight then, shutins? I'm currently watching the miracle that is Bristol City not having their arses handed to them on a plate. What are you doing?

Alt: The Voice or BGT? Don't say 'neither, they're both crap'. It doesn't make you cool or clever. Just play teh game.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:57, 88 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This shut in.
Is gonna be going out after the game.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:02, Reply)

Oooh.
Somewhere nice?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:04, Reply)

Drinks with friends.
We might go dancing too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:05, Reply)

Will you dance round your handbags?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:06, Reply)

No.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:07, Reply)

Fulham won their game of kick-a-hoof, the official supporters' club coaches have all had their windows put through and as it stands all is well for tomorrow.
I may go to the pub to celebrate.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:09, Reply)

City have just been denied a goal by a linesman.
It'll be a shame if Florist score and they lose two points because of that decision.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:12, Reply)

Woohoo!
If they managed to beat Coventry on Monday I might think we have a chance of avoiding the drop.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:14, Reply)

Fingers crossed.
I'm looking forward to some choice facebook statuses from DF tonight...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:15, Reply)

I think Forest will be fine.
I still think Bristol City are in deep trouble.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:18, Reply)

www.youtube.com/embed/QTROcBE3dc0
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:20, Reply)

Broken link.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:24, Reply)

I'm in a shit pop mood tonight.
It was a link to 'We're in trouble' by pop dollies Shampoo.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:25, Reply)

Right. I'm out of here.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:27, Reply)

I only watch football when big teams play.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:21, Reply)

All teams are big to Diddy David.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:23, Reply)

He needs to die.
I'm going to call Talksport and tell them how much I love football. Here goes nothing.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:26, Reply)

Give me 2 minutes, I'll tune in.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:27, Reply)

Haahahaa I'm on hold.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:28, Reply)

If I get on I'm giving the Fulham Yoof a shout out.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:29, Reply)

Don't forget to call Five Star crap.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:31, Reply)

I'm on next I think.
I have literally no idea what I'm actually going to say.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:33, Reply)

Tell Stan his depression is nothing.
And he needs to get a grip.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:35, Reply)

You LOVE football!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:41, Reply)

I'll buy you a pint
If you name check me in full.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:33, Reply)

THE CUNT CUT ME OFF AS I WAS DOING SHOUT OUTS.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:41, Reply)

No pint for you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:51, Reply)

This just in:
BARRY LOOOOOVES FOOTBALL!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:42, Reply)

I can't believe he cut me off giving my shout out to Fulham Yoof.
It was the main reason I called. I actually sounded sensible.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:44, Reply)

You fucking didn't.
You sounded off your tits.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:45, Reply)

That's a consolation.
I have literally no idea what possessed me to call up.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:46, Reply)

That was like a live episode of Barryoaks.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:50, Reply)

I got in argument with Ian Wright on Talksport a couple years ago. I think it's on Youtube.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:53, Reply)

You need to revise
Your approach, call Stan and tell him you want to talk about youth football. And then go on to say how Fulham youth have dominated Europe.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:16, Reply)

You probably still sounded better than me when I was on Popmaster.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:50, Reply)

I don't remember that.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:52, Reply)

It was years and years and years ago.
I got 24 points, so did the other bloke. i lost the tiebreaker.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:55, Reply)

What station was that on?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:35, Reply)

Radio 2.
Ken bruce, innit?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:46, Reply)

Rock
And roll
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:47, Reply)

*turns up hearing aid*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:49, Reply)

Talk Sport started dying when Charlie Wolf left and died when James Whale moved on.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:46, Reply)

I was proper gutted when Mike Mandoza died.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:46, Reply)

I'm having OH WOE IS ME guts today, was supposed to be on a IS IT A DATE? ISNT IT A DATE? =(((((
But I did go Sainsburies where I got a purple toaster to go with my purple microwave and purple kettle, for a tenner. I also sometimes wake up in a bad way at 5 or 6 in the mornin', so I go to the living room, take a hand full of tablets, and then sleep it off, but I always wish I had a blanket, so I saw an Super Extra Dooper Soft one for £4.50 down from £15, so I got that too.

I have some jacket potatos and some half priced sushi for dinner.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:45, Reply)

Aw. *hugs*
Feel better soon.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:49, Reply)

Cheers, I'll hopefully be alright tomo =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:10, Reply)

Why aren't you?
I'm already stressing about what to wear tomorrow, Paul Smith bicycle print shirt is a definite but I'm facing a jacket dilemma. Woe indeed.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:57, Reply)

'cus I'm not really up for company, its not really a good look having a hot water bottle and being doubled up.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:12, Reply)

Yeah, I rock that look myself every few months.
It's not great.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:46, Reply)

You guys are so suited to each other

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Sucks the big one, innit.
=(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:23, Reply)

How are you feeling now?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:26, Reply)

Never mind Gonz.
You might get a sympathy shag if she hears you've been ill.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:34, Reply)

I donno 'bout that, she's a doctor, sympathy shags for being ill from a doctor is.... fuck it, i'd take it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:41, Reply)

Alt: I just came in to sIt down and the Mrs was watching the end of The Voice
I didn't really understand what was going on.
I've never seen the other one.
Does that answer the question?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:36, Reply)

Alt: neither, I've never seen either
and don't want to.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:45, Reply)

Try everything in life once, Lighty
(apart from Morris dancing and incest)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Don't try coprophilia
It's 'fucking shit'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:50, Reply)

^ Voice of experience, right here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:52, Reply)

mr b3th has just headed off to Morrisons to get the last reduced stuff before they close.
Any guesses what he might come back with?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:52, Reply)

I hope he comes back with some more posters for us

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:03, Reply)

He's just phoned me up.
apparently all the cheap stuff has been robbed off, so he's coming home with a bottle of wine.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:05, Reply)

You're both winners in that case.
Although all this going to the shop talk has reminded me I'm out of cigarettes. There's wine but I can't sit in and drink wine without cigarettes. I have roll ups/tobacco but I'm not a tramp.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:11, Reply)

I don't like wine, so it's no use to me.
still, as long as he's happy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:15, Reply)

You don't like wine?!

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:26, Reply)

Tastes like paint thinner to me.
I've tried red, white, sweet, dry, fizzy... all tastes like piss.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:27, Reply)

I used to hate red wine.
Now I love sitting out in the conservatory with mummy and a bottle. I think I've just grown up. And I detest most white wines, anything fruity is rancid. It has to be dry as ice for me, when you get a properly crisp, dry white it's unbelievable. Prosecco is my true weakness though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:33, Reply)

There's an Italian restaurant in town that extended its premises to include a "Prosecco Bar" a year or two back.
Is it some kind of yuppie thing?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:37, Reply)

I don't know/don't think so.
It's just amazing sparkling white wine.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:29, Reply)

This.
Plus it inevitably makes me hurl.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:34, Reply)

I doubt he'll find his pride anywhere on the reduced shelf at Morrisons

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:07, Reply)

I don't think you'd find anybody's dignity anywhere in Morrisons.
Evening Rory. How are you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:17, Reply)

They make a big song and dance if you grab a sun from the paper bit to read with your Morrisons all day breakfast, FOR FUCKS SAKE and the mandatory fried bread was fucking disgusting
I used to always see how many tissues it would soak in fat once I'd thrown it off my plate. That's how crazy I am. I'm off out now b3th, we may never speak again, stay true to me in your heart.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:22, Reply)

Missing you already

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:23, Reply)

Wigan were robbed.
That was some shocking linesmanning.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:38, Reply)

Evening.
I thought everyone was dead.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:45, Reply)

Sweet Jesus
In HD Alan Hansen's neck looks like the surface of Mars.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:59, Reply)

Don't look directly at it.
Use a piece of smoked glass.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:05, Reply)

I was sitting right in front of the TV during our highlights
and then it switched back to the studio. I SHOULD HAVE BEEN WARNED.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:18, Reply)

I briefly pondered going to the kwik-e-mart for shami kebabs and more booze
but instead I'm having a gimlet and if the meat cravings get too much I have sausages.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:04, Reply)

MONTY WAS RIGHT!
Jim Jones Revue one of the best and loudest gigs EVA!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:23, Reply)

SPEAK UP!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:25, Reply)

EH?!
I was REALLY close to his gyrating bum, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:26, Reply)

oh yeah and he was getting the crowd to shout
"fucking shit!" I lolled
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:27, Reply)

You have to go see guitar boy next week and tell him all about it.
It'll be an easy way to gauge his musical tastes. And an excuse to see him again.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:30, Reply)

hmmm
well, I do need a guitar strap.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:32, Reply)

YEAH YOU DO!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:33, Reply)

i suspect if he was there I would have seen him
it's not a big place. I shall have to go in wearing the tshirt (yeah, such a fan girl, I bought the tshirt)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 23:35, Reply)