mr b3th has just headed off to Morrisons to get the last reduced stuff before they close.
Any guesses what he might come back with?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:52, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I hope he comes back with some more posters for us

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:03, Reply)

He's just phoned me up.
apparently all the cheap stuff has been robbed off, so he's coming home with a bottle of wine.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:05, Reply)

You're both winners in that case.
Although all this going to the shop talk has reminded me I'm out of cigarettes. There's wine but I can't sit in and drink wine without cigarettes. I have roll ups/tobacco but I'm not a tramp.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:11, Reply)

I don't like wine, so it's no use to me.
still, as long as he's happy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:15, Reply)

You don't like wine?!

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:26, Reply)

Tastes like paint thinner to me.
I've tried red, white, sweet, dry, fizzy... all tastes like piss.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:27, Reply)

I used to hate red wine.
Now I love sitting out in the conservatory with mummy and a bottle. I think I've just grown up. And I detest most white wines, anything fruity is rancid. It has to be dry as ice for me, when you get a properly crisp, dry white it's unbelievable. Prosecco is my true weakness though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:33, Reply)

There's an Italian restaurant in town that extended its premises to include a "Prosecco Bar" a year or two back.
Is it some kind of yuppie thing?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:37, Reply)

I don't know/don't think so.
It's just amazing sparkling white wine.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:29, Reply)

This.
Plus it inevitably makes me hurl.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:34, Reply)

I doubt he'll find his pride anywhere on the reduced shelf at Morrisons

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:07, Reply)

I don't think you'd find anybody's dignity anywhere in Morrisons.
Evening Rory. How are you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:17, Reply)

They make a big song and dance if you grab a sun from the paper bit to read with your Morrisons all day breakfast, FOR FUCKS SAKE and the mandatory fried bread was fucking disgusting
I used to always see how many tissues it would soak in fat once I'd thrown it off my plate. That's how crazy I am. I'm off out now b3th, we may never speak again, stay true to me in your heart.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:22, Reply)

Missing you already

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 21:23, Reply)