SERIOUS ADVICE THREAD
Tracey's due in today right, and Tracey's bloody lovely.

Trouble is, Malc's alot better looking than I am, and more charming, and talented, and better in almost every way. I've tried undermining him by pointing out that he has a criminal record, earns less than i do, has a kid that he rarely sees and a girlfriend, but he still seems to be ahead in the Tracey stakes.

What would you do to woo a woman? How would you cover up your infidelity if you weren't sure you still had a girlfriend? How would you beat the competition?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:13, 159 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I would spend the whole time going: "ooh ooh look at me, don't look at Malc, loook at meeeeeee"
which I think you've got covered
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:15, Reply)

nah i've been playing it cool, which was working for a while
but he's getting ahead again as i played it too cool
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Generally girls are brainwrongs that get more interested the more you ignore them.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:20, Reply)

I think you could have stopped that sentence after brainwrongs.
Morning.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:21, Reply)

not in this case, malc was all flexing his muscles yesterday and being all dashing
and tracey was like ooooooh and they were fawning over each other and i went :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:21, Reply)

She sounds like a "catch"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:27, Reply)

"catch" peasant
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:29, Reply)

I advise a full face tattoo

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:30, Reply)

"cut here" and "SKINS", plus a spider web, ideally.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:32, Reply)

or...
Traecy cy ace ...y
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:34, Reply)

she's lovely, like felicity kendall's younger sister

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:31, Reply)

This changes EVERYTHING

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:35, Reply)

NOBODY BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID SHE WAS LOVELY

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:37, Reply)

I believe in you

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:38, Reply)

I believe in life after love

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Personally, I believe that children are the future.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:40, Reply)

I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:41, Reply)

I believe I can fly.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:41, Reply)

I believe in miracles, baby.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Ibuleve in fast, effective relief

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:43, Reply)

I'm clicking this.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:43, Reply)

As am I.
Subthread OVARR.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Wooing women is for queers.
I would never cheat on a girlfriend - if I wasn't happy with mine I'd simply split up with them. My natural good looks and charm ensure that I always 'beat the competittion' - although I don't like that phrase/attitude one bit - it's not a 'competition' that one needs to 'beat' others at - that's tawdry and cheapens the chivalrous purity of courtly love.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Beat others or beat yourself

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:18, Reply)

this is very witty, in the carry on style

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:32, Reply)

your dating a barmaid with daddy issues
argument discredited
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:20, Reply)

You have a failed marriage.
The end.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:21, Reply)

you have a failed parentdom
Tio be continued...
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:27, Reply)

What's wrong with being a barmaid?

( wanderlust, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:01, Reply)

You know how people always say ' just be yourself'?
Yeah, don't do that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:19, Reply)

lol
thats a line from an american sitcom or something
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Is it?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:22, Reply)

talk to the hand

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:23, Reply)

I thought I was talking to the arse.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:24, Reply)

ZING!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Ba-zingo!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:25, Reply)

textbook
*golf applause*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:30, Reply)

oh quince, i too am in the same spot.
You need to lower her self esteem til she just doesn't care anymore.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:20, Reply)

hmm, its a pickle
i don't need to lower her self esteem, tracey seems ok, not over the top confidence wise, but she's going wibblty at the knees cos of malc
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:22, Reply)

You need to start adding rohypnol to more of your recipes.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:23, Reply)

what's this?
Oh, just a lovely walnut and date rape cake
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:25, Reply)

wank into a cocked hat
as the answer to all three.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:25, Reply)

i hardly think that's very helpful at all

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Sorry Quints
I didn't really have anything useful to add.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Chicks love a confident hat-wanker, Quint.
They LOVE it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Helps it to stay on their little heads

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Indeed.
Plus it shows you're not afraid to show your sensitive side - this can be achieved by crying as you do the wanking.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:31, Reply)

*sobs*
"Our Father...."
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Man the fuck up and talk to your existing "girlfriend"
Bin her off and ask t'other one out. If she says yes, job done. If she says no, it's back to wanking
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:27, Reply)

shut up you don't know what your talking about
I love my girlfriend-non-girlfriend and wouldn't cheat on her
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Except you are asking for advice as to how to cheat on her....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:33, Reply)

He is as moral as he is bright.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:33, Reply)

cos i'm not sure we're still on anymore, cos she kind of wants to be on her own for a bit as she has alot on
although we have been better lately, more casual so happier

i'm not seriously asking for serious advice on how to cheat on anyone, you stupid cunt
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:35, Reply)

lot pink cowboy hat
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:35, Reply)

lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Who do you eat lunch with now?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:36, Reply)

i've been staying in the office or going home
going to meet the gf-non-gf for lunch today though
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:37, Reply)

I'm guessing Nando's or perhaps McDonalds?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:38, Reply)

I'm hoping KFC

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:38, Reply)

SHE'S A VEGETARIAN YOU PRICK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:43, Reply)

She certainly loves my meat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:44, Reply)

i taught her everything she knows

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:45, Reply)

You must suck a mean cock then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:45, Reply)

It's a click from me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:49, Reply)

I did rather hope for a KFC response TBH

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:52, Reply)

did you edit this? what did it say before?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:58, Reply)

I didn't edit anything

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:58, Reply)

did

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:00, Reply)

What did it say previously then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:00, Reply)

i dunno
i went away and when i came back something funny was there when it weasn't before
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:01, Reply)

They are called posts
The main idea of them is to be funny
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:02, Reply)

that is a complete contradiction of what i have seen in the last 5 months

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:02, Reply)

se writt
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:03, Reply)

i dislike you immeasurably now

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:06, Reply)

You taught her to love Sportscow's meat?
ERRRRRR!!!! BENNY ON THE LOOSE!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:46, Reply)

at her office, dur
i made ciabattas and that
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:39, Reply)

*reels in line*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:37, Reply)

STOP CHEATING ON MY GIRLFRIEND

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Felicity loves it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:40, Reply)

felicity is about 90
tracey is 48 and still doable
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:40, Reply)

But Felicity loves it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:41, Reply)

She does
Oh, Felicity, Felicity
You fill me with electricity
But that does not mean you are shocking
Oh, no, you are nice
Like Sugar and Spice
Like a proper girly ought to be
(Even though I am sure you have radical views
On the subject of equal opportunities)
Your Second name is Kendall
Which if you jumble up all the letters
And take some away
And Add some others
Makes "I love you"
I adored you as the star of TV's "The Good Life"
And I'm not being sexist but I think you'd make a 'good wife'
How about it, Filly?
( Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:14, Reply)

WHO SUNG THIS?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:15, Reply)

The Peoples Poet

( Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Phill-icity, apparently

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:15, Reply)

take two teaspoons of cement and harden the fuck up
is the correct answer to everything.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:31, Reply)

I just chat to them
If they're interested, I go for it. If not, I don't.

I spent 45 minutes telling this girl about how amazing my mate was, she went over to chat, the social retard in him then emerged, and he barely said a word to her. I could have fucking killed him.

I've spoken about infidelity before, it seems to get the frothing masses going on about how much of a wanker I am, etc. Those times are done, so the less said, the better.

And if it's a competition, I don't bother competing, as I can't be arsed know I'll lose.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:50, Reply)

aw, AA
I really felt you put your heart and soul into this xxxx
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Thank you Quint, I try my best.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:52, Reply)

With a bat

( Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:55, Reply)

at last, somebody with some sense

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:57, Reply)

On here?
*looks around*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:58, Reply)

HIS WIFE LEFT HIM FOR AN OVEN GLOVE, HAVE A BLOODY HEART

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:00, Reply)

THIS^ is a funny post Q

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:02, Reply)

Indeed
And I don't mind because things are currently pretty good with said wife, though the oven glove has left me.
( Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Glad to hear it, fella

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:08, Reply)

...on the other hand

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Jeremy Beadles cock looked bigger?

( Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:11, Reply)

I can't say I ever saw it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:12, Reply)

His cock or his hand?

( Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:12, Reply)

I bumped in to a guy I hadn't seen since school at a rugby match the other day
We got chatting and I told him I now had two kids and he told me he also had two kids. He said his were 1 year and 10 months old. Whilst I tried to work this out I noticed he looked crestfallen. Yes he had got his wife and his girlfriend pregnant at the same time, he now has neither. Suddenly my life seemed fucking great!
( Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Hahahahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:08, Reply)

sounds like a LAD to me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:08, Reply)

TRUE LAD!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:09, Reply)

HE'S AN EA-SY GLO-VERRR
Alright Phil?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Not bad
Everyone in my department is either on holiday, off sick or fucking incompetent which means I am having to do all the work so I thought fuck the lot of them I'm going on b3ta
( Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:10, Reply)

That's showing them.
Our place is fucking deserted today. I may go and do some light drinking.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:17, Reply)

See my reply below.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:18, Reply)

I am going to see a punk band on Saturday night, I'll have you know.
We out later?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:20, Reply)

I reckon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Food?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:22, Reply)

I will email you
edit: done
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Ladies and gentlemen
it give me great pleasure to announce that, contrary to previous reports, it appears that PUNK ROCK is in fact still alive after all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:18, Reply)

One of the girls I know is planning a 'punk rock' night out for her birthday, despite her being about as punk as Tracey's left testicle.
Should be fun(!)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:20, Reply)

I'm wearing my Anarchy T'Shirt and have put safety pins in my ears

( Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:20, Reply)

then how do you hear?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:23, Reply)

I'm too punk to need to hear

( Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:24, Reply)

SERIOUS ADVICE:
D.Y.A.A.K.Y.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:20, Reply)

i wish the good Monty Boyce were still here

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:23, Reply)

The other one is a cunt too.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:25, Reply)

but i liked him, he was a shining beacon to us all

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:26, Reply)

It's the self satisfied smugness I can't stand.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:29, Reply)

me either, that's why i want good monty back

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:31, Reply)

I think you should kill yourself
then she would know you cared enough to pay to ultimate price.
( Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:25, Reply)

This is the ultimate Price

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:31, Reply)

I he's so great why did he die before he put Edwards hands on
and why did he think it a good idea to give him scissors instead?
( Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:32, Reply)

have you ever tried wrapping a present, cutting the tape and sticking it at the same time?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:34, Reply)

No
My wife does the women's jobs in my house.
( Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Because he was a magnificent cunt.
and you type like you have scissors instead of hands
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:35, Reply)

I suffer from dailysexia you cunt

( Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Tourettes too by the sound of it.
Cunt.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:42, Reply)

PISSOUTMYASS!

( Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:45, Reply)

On no account let her see your pitiful attempts at flirting with me in the last thread
Or anything else to do with your personality
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:26, Reply)

haha, queenie's upset

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Don't be sweetheart
Just accept your failings and learn from them. You go girlfriend.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:32, Reply)

i can't believe i'm being patronised by a man who wears frilly shirts
and does a two-step with a polish dayglo transexual
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:33, Reply)

And he has a hot girlfriend
What's the world coming too!
( Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:37, Reply)

It's easier to do than your Mum

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:37, Reply)

you crossed a line here bro, my mum's not dead
that's out of order
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Tell her to put some clunge around it next time then

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:42, Reply)

She is on the inside after carrying your wretched featus.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:45, Reply)

I just got a copyright infringement notice from Facebook for putting up that video with all the non celebs singing let it be.
Hypocritical cunts. Everything about their fucking site is nicked from elsewhere. I hope Zuckerburg gets cancer.
( Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Of the Jap's eye.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:30, Reply)

One of my pals
got shitty threats from Virgin after posting his old band videos on YouTube.

1. Their stuff has been out of print for about 20 years
2. It didn't sell that well even then and
3. My pal wrote the songs and it's him in the video.

Fucking ridiculous.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Kill yourself for the sympathy vote.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:40, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1583357
( Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Yours wins.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:44, Reply)

sympathy vote benefit of modern society and improvement of the average b3ta IQ
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:43, Reply)

Morning.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:44, Reply)

Morning sweetheart
I'm sure I was appalled at you for not being able to guess one of my drawings but I can't remember what
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Hair dye. Looked like a fat, shit, Keith flint. Had me perplexed.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Oh yeah
Thicko
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:55, Reply)

there is some bitch doing her nails on the tube and it fucking stinks.
Why do women and emos paint their nails?.... Cus their fingers are fucking ugly.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:02, Reply)

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and they smell.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Why bother asking if you already knew the answer

( Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:10, Reply)