but you love boats so very much

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:42, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

BOAT lol.
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Actually I am rather fond of boats. My father used to have them and i used to holiday at Bursledon shipyard on the Hamble as a young boy, pissing about in dinghies and fishing for crabs with bacon rind.

My childhood was like Swallows and Amazons only with shitloads of MASSIVE DROUGES.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:45, Reply)

Fishing for crabs with bacon rind
= offering pork to dirty hookers
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:48, Reply)

I could never understand
as a nipper of 10 my mum wouldn't let me have a t-shirt saying "I caught crabs at Bembridge beach"
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:58, Reply)

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
I hope they still make those for irony-lols
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 17:58, Reply)