By picking up my dead car from the garage and then some odd jobs.
Fix the door, change some bearings, burn some shit in the garden.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:26, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I think you're the person on here I'd least like to be.
God your existence sounds dull.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Thanks baz that means a lot.
I'm stranded in Wales there's fuck all to do.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:28, Reply)

a couple of points:
1. Picking up your car? You must be really strong etc
2. Burning shit in the garden? If you use the toilet, it will just flush away etc

I would like to thank Bernard Manning for the level of 'humour' involved in this reply.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:28, Reply)

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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:29, Reply)

My mates gonna tow me back. Shit equals the garden waste from last week.
I am expecting my new trainers to arrive today which is exciting.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:33, Reply)

I bet you won't have a large visible "On Tow" sign in the back of your car.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Or on your back

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:37, Reply)

His back fills up the back of his car.
The reason he doesn't have an engine is that he took it out so his stomach would fit in the car when he was at the wheel.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Like a Hightower?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Kind of like a flintstones car
only his little tubby legs just flap uselessly out of the rust holes caused by his constant sweating.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:48, Reply)

genuine lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:51, Reply)

I might even roll the windows down and make the engine noises myself. Do fuck off al.
I have no interest in anything you have to say.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Please calm down dear.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Also, you've rather proved that you are interested in what I have to say when it involves sending copies of books.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Oh that, yeah I got a copy cheers. That's what you had not what you said. Anyone else from here deleted you
From Facebook yet? I hear that's the new trend in town.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:44, Reply)

I don't think anyone else has thrown their toys out of the pram.
But then again, I'm normally a little choosy about my FB friends, which is why I turned down both of your requests.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:47, Reply)

and mine

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Yeah, well, you're northern.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:49, Reply)

and you are a cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:49, Reply)

That too.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:50, Reply)

haha, burn
Would you turn me down Al?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:48, Reply)

I'm afraid I would have to.
Your public snubbing of my at Mastodon hurt my pride. Also I think you're a cunt. But I would have been willing to look past that.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Success!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Have you seen applebites new modelling shots?
I was empowered by proxy.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Nah, she unfriended me a long time ago.
Something about pole dancing not just being a hobby, but being a part of who she was. I was very sad. I gave her two cans of cider at a festival.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:51, Reply)

I know she did, she told me, I was just rubbing it in.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:52, Reply)

I bet you were

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Hahaha I've never added you you spastic. I blocked you months ago
Youre the kind of childish cunt who would trawl through my stuff for ammo. Honestly you're an arrogant twat who is so far up his own arse it's untrue. You've rather proved that by everything you fucking do.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:51, Reply)

I beg to differ Andrew, you friend requested me on two seperate occasions.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Also, I can still see your cover photos.
I like the one of you wearing the big comedy heart glasses.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:53, Reply)

Oh, I've just realised the other one is of your friends dressed as ghostbusters.
That's quite sweet.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:54, Reply)

And... Why are you lying about me adding you Al?
What does that say About you? We both know it's bullshit, who are you trying to show off too now?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:56, Reply)

Well done for you, why don't you start posting it on b3ta? You know you want too.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:55, Reply)

I'm going to take that as direct confirmation that you are happy for me to post those photos of you on b3ta.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Why are you lying alex?
I don't like you and we're not friends.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:53, Reply)

No we aren't, that's because I didn't accept the friend request.
And because you have been consistently rude and abusive towards me, which I didn't start, and despite that I still sent you a whole load of books, but you kept up being rude afterwards.

Admittedly you did say thanks, so I guess that means Battered won't be taking out a contract on you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:56, Reply)

This is classic, when the bullshitter starts to believe his own bullshit.
I'm gonna save this page for larfs
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:57, Reply)

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(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:01, Reply)

*gets popcorn*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:56, Reply)

Someone needs to start a new thread before they start hate fucking.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:57, Reply)

EMERGENCY NEWS LINK!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:58, Reply)

*gets lube*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:59, Reply)

Done

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:02, Reply)

spoil sport

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Do you want me to continue this in the next thread?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:07, Reply)

I'm going to add him
Just so I can delete him.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:48, Reply)

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(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:48, Reply)

What's broken?

( Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:42, Reply)

BRITAIN!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:44, Reply)

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( Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:46, Reply)