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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Two thread Saturday!
What's going on with you, Internet shut-ins?

I'm fine, thank you very much for asking.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:44, Reply)
are you crazy! it'll never work!

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:47, Reply)
I no rite?
so, tell us all about it. How did it go? Was he a nonce? Were you?
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:48, Reply)
uh, it was OK
no one got nonced. Talked about physics and plasma and music and Ramstein and Cannibals. Dunno if I'd go out with him though
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:49, Reply)
Did he try to assess your racial purity?

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:50, Reply)
no, but I was talking about something and almost mentioned
ze war
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:51, Reply)
Do you think you got away with it?

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:52, Reply)
totally
but my brain kept playing monty python clips on rotate
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)
wait, I mean that other one
fawlty towers
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:54, Reply)
Did you see guitar boy too?

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:55, Reply)
Where is everybody, anyway?

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:10, Reply)
From Links but brill
www.youtube.com/watch?v=39-XvBzFWOQ&feature=player_embedded
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:12, Reply)
I'm at the theatre being all cultured and shit
say what you like about musicals, I'm having an awesome time.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:14, Reply)
You're watching the Chippendales, aren't you?

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:15, Reply)
wait, are you at Les miserables, too?

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:15, Reply)
I hope not.
You've posted all manner of spoilers in the last thread.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:16, Reply)
Nope
Rock of Ages
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:21, Reply)
i don't know anything about that
I expect they all die
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:27, Reply)
I don't think Gonz enjoyed his musical experience earlier.
Get yourself a half-time choc-ice berk.

Go on, you know you want to.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:16, Reply)

WATCH THE FUNNY VIDEO JEFF! WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO!
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:17, Reply)
That Rocky link you posted?
I did. I didn't rate it.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:19, Reply)

Really? fair does, I thought it was bloody funny.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:19, Reply)
Yeah, but you're stoned.

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:26, Reply)
They don't have choc-ices
and i'm not paying four quid for a tiny wee tub of haagen daas.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:20, Reply)
Don't blame you.
For four quid you could have a pint.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:22, Reply)
£4.50 for a bottle of lager, actually.
I'm not sodding paying that, either.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Send TB down the offy to sneak some in.

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:25, Reply)
Nah', I had a great time, I just didn't know what was happening.
It was basiclly like being at an average b4sh in that respect.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 10:23, Reply)
I would say they are more towards the shit end of the spectrum than the cultured.
But as long as you're having a good time...
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:25, Reply)
Drinking single malt and playing Xbox.
And generally being a suave motherfucker.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:17, Reply)
Went out to see friends who weren't in
Nursing a hangover drinking a billion cups of tea and celebrating the tax office giving me more money, I guess those naked pictures paid off

Lamenting my rather boring evening playing dungeon-crawlers - it's an exciting life I lead
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:20, Reply)

Do you xbox?
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:21, Reply)
are you on xbox live?

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:21, Reply)

JINX
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:22, Reply)
Smell my cheese.

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:23, Reply)

GET MASS EFFECT 3 SO WE CAN DO ALIEN GENOCIDE
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:25, Reply)
it's too expensive still.
get Gears 3 so we can do Horde.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Student grant on Monday so fuck it yeah will do.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:28, Reply)
sounds bent

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Go and polish your shield you nonce.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:32, Reply)
it's boss

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:33, Reply)

LIEN GENOCIDE

NAL

I don't think PD goes in for Quenderism.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:28, Reply)

kiss my cherries Camilla.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:29, Reply)
PC gamer 4 lyf
Would get a console if I could afford one - games are too expensive and my internet connection is too shitty for any sort of online gameplay competitive or co-op. Sad face
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Sell a kidney
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:26, Reply)
I could just get a job
Already sold all my non-essential organs for PC parts
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:30, Reply)
Top 3 games then.GO!

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Manic Miner
Knight Lore
Xennon II
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:36, Reply)

gobbledeygook. They all sound shit. The correct answers were

Mass Effect 2
Metal Gear Solid
Batman Arkham Asylum
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:37, Reply)
Xenon II
Had a cracking sound track!
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:38, Reply)

I don't know what it is.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:39, Reply)
See.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbK8EfcHWZo

It hasn't aged at all.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:39, Reply)
Bomb The Bass.

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:39, Reply)
ah, ah. ah-yeah.

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Mass effect 2
Could have been great were it not for the extensively boring fights that punctuated all the story.. Got bored of those about half-way through the game and it's sat on my to do list ever since..
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:49, Reply)

Play it on difficult and use your team properly and it's fun
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:57, Reply)
Right now
Legend of Grimrock www.grimrock.net/
Baldurs Gate 1/2
Oblivion - I didn't really like a lot of things about Skyrim

The irony isn't lost on me that I spent so long building a decent computer and then immediately reverted to playing old school & indie games
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:37, Reply)
you nonce.

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:27, Reply)
It's a tough gig
But someone has to do it
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:30, Reply)
I'm bloody knackered
Two nights out on the trot and then baby tangle kept us up for most of last night.
I'm going to bed once I've had this beer.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:18, Reply)

Thinking about cooking but smoking a fat one and watching telly right now. I still can't get these fucking bearings sorted.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:18, Reply)
DISCO anyone?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu_Jhp1BX6o
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:28, Reply)
I just put on Black on Both Sides.

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:29, Reply)

My favourite Hip Hop album there man. Good choice.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:30, Reply)
mine is Fear of a Black Planet.

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:36, Reply)
Mine is D12 World.
Or 2001.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:37, Reply)
Pedestrian choices.

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:39, Reply)
Possibly.
But I like them.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:39, Reply)
I don't doubt that.
Have you heard Mos Def?
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:42, Reply)
Only the most common stuff
Nothing album-y
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Wrap ya ears aroun' dis
youtu.be/6v0hk4FGTDU
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Listening to something else right at the moment
but I'll make a note of it.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:48, Reply)
aight

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:52, Reply)
Zelda, Ocarina of Time
Super Bomberman II
Bomberman Generations
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:41, Reply)
oh and Dune

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:42, Reply)
Only vinyl copy I can find on eBay at the moment is a promo copy
Might bid on it if it doesn't go too high.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:36, Reply)
Look on Discogs.
Duh.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:38, Reply)
Hey, just thought.
This time next week, Tangles and PD will have this place to themselves.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:35, Reply)
They can quend to their hearts' content.

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:37, Reply)
Like a right couple of quenders.

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:37, Reply)
On the other hand,
they might meet Sunday with their dignity intact.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:38, Reply)
I have no dignity

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:50, Reply)
I like the way you work it, no diggidy.

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:53, Reply)
I'm no quender. I never quended.

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:38, Reply)
That's not what I've heard.

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:42, Reply)
You're in hell. And you're going to die in the hell like the others.

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:44, Reply)
L'enfer, c'est les autres.

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Indeed.

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:49, Reply)
I'm going away next weekend, so it'll just be dozer.

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:37, Reply)
You're just saying that.
You'll be itching to log in and find your virtual friends, but the reality is, you'll be sitting around in your pants hoping we don't stay out too late.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:40, Reply)
You Tango McFango...
youtu.be/B-y-lS0YqF0
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:42, Reply)
TANGERS!
Look...

www.discogs.com/Mos-Def-Black-On-Both-Sides/release/1935814

There are 2 for sale from 11.99.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Just found that
I've never bought through discogs as it never seems to have things I'm looking for.
Do I need an account to order on there? I can't seem to add it to my cart.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:49, Reply)
You need to create an account.
Discogs is great.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:51, Reply)
Well it turns out that I already have an account
I guess there aren't many online record retailers who I haven't signed up to at some point.
Just waiting for them to reset my password...
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:00, Reply)
I buy my Mo Wax stuff on there.

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:01, Reply)
This is bent
I now have to wait for the seller to contact me before I can complete the order.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:10, Reply)
You wanna know how to rhyme, you better learn to how to add.

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Thank you, MC Hammer.

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:59, Reply)
Can't touch this!

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:01, Reply)
*Puts on the baggy trousers and does the running man dance*

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:02, Reply)
I'd really rather prefer it if you didn't touch it at all,
I'm all about the id, it's why they call me the squid.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Inky.

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:02, Reply)
he's all over the octo
pussy
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:03, Reply)
The name's Cavy. Captain Cavy.

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Me name's James Bond. James Bond.

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Licensed to Quend.
In your new film, 'Quender of Solace'
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:13, Reply)
I wouldn't stoop that low.

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Another height gag.
Bravo.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:08, Reply)
They should just grow up.

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Do I sense you're getting a little 'Foxtrot' about this?

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:10, Reply)

Say what you like about Darth... no, go on.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:11, Reply)
No way.

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Aw. I loves ya really.

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:14, Reply)
They put me on the popular page for telling one
It wasn't even that good.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:12, Reply)
What did you say?

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Something about children's clothes

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:14, Reply)
Oooh. You're a right old meanie.

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:14, Reply)
I'm a right cunt and no mistake
But I think the real villains here are the ones who clicked it.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:16, Reply)
Yeah.
Because when Battered was going on about getting a new mobile and I said he should switch to 'Pay As You Grow' no one clicked that.

I think people are trying to get you in trouble.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Either that
or you're just shit.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)
I am shit.
You ain't wrong.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:18, Reply)
I've clicked this

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:19, Reply)
Now you're trying to get *me* in trouble

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:20, Reply)
I've clicked it as well

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:20, Reply)
A brief look reveals that I have two insults on the popular page.
Yay me.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:25, Reply)
yeah,fuck you innit

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:25, Reply)
You loved it, you slag

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:26, Reply)

s'pose
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:29, Reply)
What have you and Al fallen out about?

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)
Who got the last pie

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)

I can't stand the bloke, he is a prick and always has to have a pop. I don't care if this is the internet and it's not meant to be serious he is a fucking wanker.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)
People only click on your posts
So you don't feel obliged to post pictures of YOUR FACE.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:26, Reply)
The internet couldn't take that level of awesomeness.
I mean, if i break mirrors and camera lenses, imagine what I'd do to the entire world wide web.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:27, Reply)
Proper little Samantha Brick aren't you.

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:28, Reply)
It's why people dislike me.

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)
I've just listened to your link.
I approve.

But then, I do like me some real rap.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)
IT'S HIP HOP

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:33, Reply)
It can't be hip hop if there's no hook

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)
you whizzle?

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)
I'm the polar opposite of her.

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)
+bear

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)
It's all moving to the right of the page.

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:33, Reply)
I've drunk quite a bit of wine
and a little bit of cork
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Couldn't wait to get the corkscrew out?
I'm guessing you just laid into that bad boy with your teeth.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)
yeah
spat out the glass though, not into that shit
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)
I've just had another fuck off email
but it wasn't a job I really wanted anyway, so I'm 'meh'.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)
it wasn't a job
it was just some dude
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)
'some' dude?
Try all of them, ever.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)
stupid dudes

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:39, Reply)
Boys are silly.
And they smell.

and on that cheerful note, I'm off to bed. Laters, haters.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)
Getting your beauty sleep for next weekend, eh?

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:45, Reply)
There aren't enough hours between now and then : (

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:54, Reply)
You'll be fine.
Get some extra sleep though, 'cos you'll be over excited on Friday night and you won't sleep then.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:57, Reply)
Any news from the phone interview?

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)
No, nothing yet.
I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that eleven on a Saturday night is not really the time I should be expecting to hear, though.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)
10:40, though...

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:39, Reply)
WsM has its own time zone

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)
aight nillas?

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:47, Reply)
Alright PD

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:50, Reply)
yo bad self

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:53, Reply)
I'm sweet.
I've just had a can of coke.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:54, Reply)
I am drinking that co-op whisky

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:54, Reply)
But have you had a nobbly bobbly?

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:55, Reply)
Not yet.
I think it's a bit late now for sugary sweet stuff.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:56, Reply)
Why do you hate me, Jeff?

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:58, Reply)
I don't.
I'm just saying that 11pm is a bit late for ice cream.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:01, Reply)
Ah, I see bristol's caught up with Weston then

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:03, Reply)
I thought you'd gone to bed?

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:04, Reply)
I'm in bed. I just have my phone here too

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:05, Reply)
So, you're in bed with me and Jeff?
Kinky.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)
Oi!
You've nicked all the duvet.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)
We are years ahead of you lot!

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:04, Reply)
You don't even have a pier!

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:05, Reply)
Neither did you for a few years.

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:10, Reply)
We did too!
We just didn't have anything on it.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:17, Reply)
Well does WsM have a cider boat?

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:21, Reply)
No : (

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:22, Reply)
Well then.
Off to a car boot tomorrow?
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:24, Reply)
I am that.
Which is why I should be fast asleep by now.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:29, Reply)
NIGHT THEN!

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:33, Reply)

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