Someone linked this, found it quite amusing
Can't remember who though.. cardiff.craigslist.co.uk/stp/2954490880.html
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:02, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fucking hell.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:04, Reply)

I know
I wouldn't go to Cardiff either
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:06, Reply)

.....
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:05, Reply)

Ha,
there's was one where someone was looking for a girl to play the first three levels of super mario brothers while being done from behind. She had to get the bonus at the end of each level and orgasm when she beat bowser or some shit.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:24, Reply)

it was you wasn't it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:25, Reply)

that wanted to be taken from behind while you played "Super Mario"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:26, Reply)

Found it!
www.craigslist.org/about/best/orl/740493470.html
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:27, Reply)

Brilliant.
This in particular: "DO NOT take the secret level skip"
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)

"If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom."

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:30, Reply)

We should compete to write the most outlandish CL ad and see what replies it gets.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:32, Reply)

Just copy and paste some gonz posts.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:37, Reply)

Very good point.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 14:45, Reply)