I could be
but I seriously doubt that the timescale of economic downturn - business failing - filing for bankrupcy - dragging through the courts - eventually passing the property issues onto Swipe's lot happens in 5 minutes.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:12, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I would like to complain about the lack of citations in the strongest possible terms.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:16, Reply)

That is your absolute right as a poster.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:18, Reply)

i think your all wrong
the economy's great, we didn't have any recession it was all just a conspiracy

the only reason swipe has so many insolvenicies to deal with is because she works for a shit company with shit clients
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:26, Reply)

how are the burgers, dude?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:34, Reply)

fryin' up a treat

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:37, Reply)

so what's the latest with the cowboy hat?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:39, Reply)

mine or the gf's?
i wore mine on sunday and had a gunfight with my nephew but he refused to die even though i clearly shot him first like a million times so i stopped playing with him after that.

the gf hasn't worn hers since the fancy dress party last year :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:41, Reply)

so she is the gf again now?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:41, Reply)

oh i dunno, i assume so
we're both just having fun and still spending alot of time together

soz, i know you wanted to ask me out again :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:43, Reply)

"again" ?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:44, Reply)

you asked me out ages ago and i said no remember?
EDIt wait and i'll find the gaz
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:45, Reply)

Sent to rachelswipe:

re: alright rachelswipe?
thats alright, my girlfriend probably would have been a bit cross about it anyways
(Quinten Oftiweak Official Counsellor of B3ta, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 16:10, reply)
in reply to:
re: alright rachelswipe?
shit, i'm so sorry, i think i might have led you on here.

firstly, i am out on wed night.

and secondly, i'd rather stick red hot pins in my eyes than date a b3tan.

i do hope you can sleep at night after this cruel rejection.
( Quinten Oftiweak Official Counsellor of B3ta, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 16:09, reply)
in reply to:
Sent To rachelswipe:

alright Quentin?
is 7.30 ok for our date at benares on wednesday night?

I'll be wearing aw hite suit so i'll be easy to spot

can't wait! see you there

x
(rachelswipe cock fairy, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 16:03)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 11:48, Reply)

you published a GAZ?
you broke the LAW, man. next you'll be posting people's real names and workplaces.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:07, Reply)