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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Pull over to the hard shoulder and immediately smear yourself in your own shit.

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:22, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I save my shit for dirty protests when doing site visits.

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:23, Reply)
What you need is a Tupperware box of shit in your glove compartment, so you can do both.
Forward planning, you see?
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:25, Reply)
I'd like to change my answer to this, please, Bob.

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:23, Reply)

Not allowed!
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:23, Reply)
Like a kind of faecal Lord of the Flies.

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:24, Reply)
Is this a breakdown?

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:23, Reply)
No, he's pulled over simply to smear himself in shit.
His car remains in full working order. That's the beauty of this plan.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:24, Reply)
Are you having a breakdown?

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:29, Reply)
You tell me.
Perhaps I am.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:30, Reply)
Judge rules... Sane.

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:41, Reply)
No, he's just smeared himself in shit.
His brain is in full working order.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 12:31, Reply)

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