Walking through the city about 9pm on Tuesday a girl shouted at me "Gis a spare fag mate"
I don't even smoke. When I told her this she yelled after me "Is it cos I'm BLACK?!"

Repeatedly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 8:59, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

well? was it?
I bet it was, you fucking RACIST!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:00, Reply)

No. It was because I don't smoke
But if I did I'd have told her to go steal some like the rest of her people
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:04, Reply)

I do smoke and tell people of any colour or creed to fuck off when they ask for a smoke.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:06, Reply)

This^
Buy your fucking own, you tight cunt.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:07, Reply)

or if folks ask me to go into the shop for them to buy fags or booze.
fuck off, I'm not a home help, I don't do shopping for anyone by me.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:09, Reply)

I do that for kids if they look nice enough.
Cos I was in that situation not long ago.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:16, Reply)

If they're too shit to get fake id that's their problem.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:18, Reply)

The worst is girls in clubs
Who think you'll fall over yourself to give them one when they ask. I actually had a girl say to me "I'll get off with you if you give me a fag" before...er, fuck off love. I was well out of her league (not that that's even the point), she should have been offering me to stuff to get anywhere near me.
I find that telling them "sorry, you're not attractive enough for me to warrant giving you one" (regardless of what they look like) does the trick and takes them down a peg or two.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:15, Reply)

fucking hell baz, I thought darth was supposed to be the gay one around here!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:17, Reply)

I refuse to buy girls drinks either.
Unless I'm out on a date with them or the like. In clubs they can all fuck off, I've had more girls buy me drinks than the other way round *pirouettes*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:21, Reply)

oh baz :'(
always alone
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:22, Reply)

Not any more playa
*pirouettes again*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Fuck off can you pirouette
It's difficult difficult lemon difficult
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:35, Reply)

*touches bad self*

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:47, Reply)

She must have known you'd had a few fags though, eh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:01, Reply)

If you were wearing a bow-tie right now it'd be spinning round.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:03, Reply)

To be Frank

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:05, Reply)