Best worst kids TV show?
Am I back in freshers week? Are you going to ask me what A levels I did next?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:57, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

are you living in halls or in a shared house?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Will you be my friend?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:01, Reply)

do you want to go and buy some cheap cider and get totally blotto?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Oh you went to Catholic School, fancy coming back to my room for a spliff?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Were you the one who got called up on stage by that hypnotist?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:05, Reply)

Nice T-Shirt, I like the way it references something I know in a humourous way.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:06, Reply)

Namely 'Star Wars'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:09, Reply)

It's a trap!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:10, Reply)

shut your trap, more like

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:15, Reply)

I like the way that poster you have on your wall takes a well known work of art but subtly changes it to include a spliff.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:09, Reply)

I, too, am a massive 'Bob Marley' supporter.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:10, Reply)

What's the costume theme tonight?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:11, Reply)

I wasn't sure what colour to go as to the traffic light party
because I've got this girlfriend at home.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Did you go to the Fresher's ball?
I've never worn black tie in a sticky floored night club before
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:13, Reply)

Ours wasn't black tie.
Bjorn Again played. It was quite fun.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Do you want to go to the SU bar later?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:03, Reply)

YEAH
I heard "pints" are only £1! I'm gonna have 6 and then be sick and eat a kebab
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Oh man Kebabs! I love kebabs! It's so cool to get completely shit faced and then have loads of chilli sauce!
You have to be so crazy to eat them because there was a study done on that shop and they found that they used 75% pigeon meat and 25% of it was "unknown". No seriously, it was on Watchdog and everything.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:11, Reply)

You could smoke bongs in ours.
When I say you, I mean me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:10, Reply)

I was told one could smoke weed in a pub called the Cadbury in Bristol
turns out it wasn't exactly true and we hasd simply been filling the semi outdoor ares with delicious marajuana smoke
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:11, Reply)

A kid in my class at school smoked a cone under the desk during registration.
Looking back it's a wonder we didn't all get caught and suspended.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:12, Reply)

waffle or wafer?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:13, Reply)

Waffle.
With chocolate sauce and sprinkles around the rim.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:15, Reply)

holy fuck, thats the hard stuff

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Traffic

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:16, Reply)

i don't know why your always ruining everything

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Monty called me a nerd up there,
now I'm trying to act all hard to make up for it.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:18, Reply)

he can be so cruel

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Next time I look him in the eye I might say "Your eyes can be so cruel"
/music reference.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:21, Reply)

How is your girlfriend?
Has the goblin king stolen her away?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:21, Reply)

She's been taken back through time and living in the Medieval kingdom of mutants.
Norwich, but she doesn't seem to mind too much.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:24, Reply)

we have to make exceptions for monty
drugs have ruined his brain and he can no longer understand other people's emotions, like an autistic person
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:21, Reply)