I'm still full from the sausage sarnie from this morning.
I've just made myself coffee cos I'm knackered and going out at 4 so have no time to sleep. IT'S GONNA END IN TEARS JEFF.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:10, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Have a little nap.
That'll sort you out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:11, Reply)

I won't wake up in time.
It takes me about half hour to get ready as well which I need to take into consideration. I could do it in two minutes but I hate rushing anything ever.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)

you can't polish a turd baz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Can dress them up in fancy clothes tho.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:20, Reply)

Tell that to Kroney

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:21, Reply)

but you can roll it in glitter

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:21, Reply)