Just had fresh tortellini and tomato sauce. It was meh.
Alt: to attend my father's latest wedding. It was in the chapel of the university he was teaching at, in Chicago. It was ‘well bent’ but was on a street full of frat houses a la Animal House, which was pretty smart. Then my brother and I were ID’ed in a bar, despite a combined age of about 75. That was also pretty smart.

Then I bummed your mum, which was pretty smart.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:32, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Smart.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Skill

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:45, Reply)

So your brother actually was underage right?

( Peej, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:36, Reply)

He was -15

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:37, Reply)

It can get pretty cold in Chicago, after all.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:38, Reply)

my girlfriends porn name would be Chicago Mudflaps cos she farts so much

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)

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(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:38, Reply)