the tourettes hero link is saying "site suspended"
fix that problem and i won't whine at you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:00, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's double bad news with you
because you don't even put out.
( Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)

you have to get me really drunk

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)

*orders Chadonnay enema machine*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)

The only thing that I get when I get you really drunk
is the worst hangover in the universe
( Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)

fuck yeah that was bad
then in the morning i found all that pink XXX alcoholic shit everywhere and retched the whole time i was cleaning it up.

why did you make me drink that? why?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)

You're the one that got us on to that
you dozy mare. I distinctly remember saying "I think we ought to enjoy drinking responsibly" but noooooo
( Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)

that is a sentence that you have never said in your entire life
ever.

it is about as likely as me saying: "noooo noooooo, i hate chanel."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)

Fuck off, I am the epitome of moderation.

( Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)

strikethrough gold

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)

I distinctly remember you eyeing up the back row of spirits at the summer bash
you made me drink orange aftershock. Orange.
(berk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)

oh christ
i didn't KNOW it was orange until we'd drunk it! same thing happened at a rugby club bash the other week. fucking lethal.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Best pack some painkillers for Sunday then!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)

Nothing like a three hour drive
with a banging head.
( Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:10, Reply)

i am contemplating train/taxis at either end
for this exact reason
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)

I'd offer you a lift
but a) you don't trust my cars and b) you'd have to get the train out to mine, anyway. You'd just as well go the distance if you're on a train anyway.
( Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)

thank you v much
but as you say i might as well go from kensington to bristol as kensington to slough to bristol... i might still drive. it's just the thought of the hungover drive back that i dislike.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)

If you train down
see how you feel on Sunday. You can always hop in for part of the way back if you fancy.
( Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)

danke

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)

I've got no idea if the Marathon on Sunday has any impact on your drive into London or not.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)

nope
not from bristol to west london. it doesn't come as far out as high st ken.

would stop me driving to work or to the ex's though, for sure.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)

HAT!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)

too much traffic I guess

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Too much FUCKING traffic.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Too much BISCUIT traffic

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:04, Reply)

Too much HAT traffic

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)

driving down house prices taking our biscuits

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)

No-one's taking MY Biscuit!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)

This isn't a Trio advertisment.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Or even a Breakaway advert.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)

Too much Ha-Ha-HAPPY BIRTHDAY

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)

the woman in itsu told me to have a great birthday today
i had thanked her before i realised IT'S NOT MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY

random
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)

You obviously looked like you had just got a whole lot older.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)

maybe you look a year older than the last time you visited?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)

well
aren't you two a treat this afternoon?

:(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:10, Reply)

I'm always a treat, like a Mr. Kipling chocolate slice

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)

french fancy, more like

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)

I was going to say that first, i like the yellow ones best

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)

I heard you like the brown ones

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)

Don't be sad
everyone gets older, I'm sure people will still love your sparkling personality even when your breasts are sagging around your navel and your arse hangs down to the back of your knees.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)

That's the only thing that gets me through the day.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)

Oh right, so where are you going to get a sparkling personality from?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)

I'm going to borrow yours

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)

navel?
they've been around my knees since i was 13.

my arse is good though. trust me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)

Battered will be pleased

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)

poor battered
he has really gotten battered on here the past few days.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)