you have to get me really drunk

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:03, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

*orders Chadonnay enema machine*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)

The only thing that I get when I get you really drunk
is the worst hangover in the universe
( Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)

fuck yeah that was bad
then in the morning i found all that pink XXX alcoholic shit everywhere and retched the whole time i was cleaning it up.

why did you make me drink that? why?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)

You're the one that got us on to that
you dozy mare. I distinctly remember saying "I think we ought to enjoy drinking responsibly" but noooooo
( Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)

that is a sentence that you have never said in your entire life
ever.

it is about as likely as me saying: "noooo noooooo, i hate chanel."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)

Fuck off, I am the epitome of moderation.

( Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)

strikethrough gold

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)

I distinctly remember you eyeing up the back row of spirits at the summer bash
you made me drink orange aftershock. Orange.
(berk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)

oh christ
i didn't KNOW it was orange until we'd drunk it! same thing happened at a rugby club bash the other week. fucking lethal.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Best pack some painkillers for Sunday then!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)

Nothing like a three hour drive
with a banging head.
( Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:10, Reply)

i am contemplating train/taxis at either end
for this exact reason
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)

I'd offer you a lift
but a) you don't trust my cars and b) you'd have to get the train out to mine, anyway. You'd just as well go the distance if you're on a train anyway.
( Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)

thank you v much
but as you say i might as well go from kensington to bristol as kensington to slough to bristol... i might still drive. it's just the thought of the hungover drive back that i dislike.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)

If you train down
see how you feel on Sunday. You can always hop in for part of the way back if you fancy.
( Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)

danke

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)

I've got no idea if the Marathon on Sunday has any impact on your drive into London or not.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)

nope
not from bristol to west london. it doesn't come as far out as high st ken.

would stop me driving to work or to the ex's though, for sure.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)