Too much Ha-Ha-HAPPY BIRTHDAY

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:06, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

the woman in itsu told me to have a great birthday today
i had thanked her before i realised IT'S NOT MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY

random
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)

You obviously looked like you had just got a whole lot older.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)

maybe you look a year older than the last time you visited?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)

well
aren't you two a treat this afternoon?

:(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:10, Reply)

I'm always a treat, like a Mr. Kipling chocolate slice

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)

french fancy, more like

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)

I was going to say that first, i like the yellow ones best

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)

I heard you like the brown ones

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)

Don't be sad
everyone gets older, I'm sure people will still love your sparkling personality even when your breasts are sagging around your navel and your arse hangs down to the back of your knees.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)

That's the only thing that gets me through the day.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)

Oh right, so where are you going to get a sparkling personality from?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)

I'm going to borrow yours

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)

navel?
they've been around my knees since i was 13.

my arse is good though. trust me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)

Battered will be pleased

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)

poor battered
he has really gotten battered on here the past few days.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)