Someone put toilet roll in the sink and turned the taps on, in the toilet upstairs
I'm now trying to find the culprit.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:43, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

It was Battered.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:44, Reply)

He didn't reckon on my super powerful statistical analysis.
No one can escape the excel worksheet!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:45, Reply)

If I was Battered I would be quaking in my size 4 Start-Rites now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:46, Reply)

and nipping off to change his pampers.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:47, Reply)

That's more Gonz's department, to be fair.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:01, Reply)

he's deleted his account again

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:47, Reply)

*worriedly checks news for Little Chef marketing suicide reports*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:48, Reply)

:'((((

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:48, Reply)

No he hasn't you little scamp.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)

LOL
NOT REALLY YET HE AINT
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)

He must have been scared at the kicking
Gonz was going to give him.
( Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)

Have you got much data modelling experience?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Yeah, mainly in forecasting.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:48, Reply)

It's raining.
That's stand up - RIGHT HERE.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)

*pisses pants*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)

*makes note*
I'm getting increasingly involved with modelling actuarial data, which is all a bit new to me.

Consider this a warning that I might one day ask you about SAS modelling techniques.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:51, Reply)

Just camo up and hold a gun.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:52, Reply)

*Goes off to buy Michael Ryan for Dummies*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:53, Reply)

*shoots up the shops and gets a pint of milk*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:04, Reply)

I'm sure the complete joke was something along the lines of
What was the last thing Michael Ryan said to his mum?
I'm just shooting up the shops to get a pint of milk....

'Over my dead body' she replied.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)

You are correct.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)

It's the only form of modelling outside of Airfix he's likely to have done.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)

I was a child model once,
for sausages, true story.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Choirboy, were you?

( Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)

The vicar wore his arse like a pinky ring.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:51, Reply)

Altar boy, yep.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:52, Reply)

Well that joke turned tragic
I'm very sorry for your bad experiences.
( Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:56, Reply)

I knew I'd seen your legs somewhere before.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:53, Reply)