Didn't we have this question the other week?
I seem to remember answering it before.

I enjoyed Mickey Flanagan's DVD, I suppose.
At the moment, I like Chris Ramsay, Daniel Sloss & Danny Bhoy. I wouldn't say they were 'great', but I like them.

Could somebody do something lolwacky to cheer me up? I'm in danger of a humour bypass tonight...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:30, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

sloss is gash
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:31, Reply)

I thought Sloss was on lead guitar in a Guns n Roses tribute band.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:33, Reply)

I thought it was a badly-spelt german castle in "where eagles dare"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:34, Reply)

What a film, Mighters. What. A. Film.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:35, Reply)

WHen I have an essay to write in one day I set myself the task of writing the whole thing in the time it takes Stalingrad to play out in the background. I've only failed once.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:38, Reply)

Good technique.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:40, Reply)

You're gash.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:39, Reply)

no, you're gash... fucking stinks.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:40, Reply)

That makes very little sense Bob.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:41, Reply)

I'm going to punch his lights out on Saturday.
Assuming I can still make it, that is...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:43, Reply)

Any news from the hospital?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:44, Reply)

They look like they're going to keep him in overnight.
The procedure they wanted to do keeps getting pushed back, and they might end up doing it tomorrow morning now.

I'm actually a lot less calm than I thought I was. I may be back later tonight having a wobble.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:47, Reply)

I'm going out for a bite to eat later.
But let me know how things are going.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:47, Reply)

I seem to have missed something here
is hubby alright?
(berk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:55, Reply)

Dicky ticker had a flid attack this morning.
He's been in chokey all day.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:56, Reply)

Oh shit!
but he's going to be alright, yes?

EDIT - although I thought chokey was slang for prison, where I assume he's not?
(berk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:56, Reply)

Yeah, I should think so.
I'm going back in in a bit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:58, Reply)

Bloody hell, though
are you alright?
(berk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:00, Reply)

Sorry to hear that mate, hope it works out.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:57, Reply)

I'm sure it will.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:59, Reply)

Cool x
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:05, Reply)

It would have worked in the spoken word but I can't do that on here so did the best I could ok, you fucking critic!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:44, Reply)

i just poured melted butter in my ears and cried tears of lard

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:31, Reply)

I wouldn't say you were 'great', but I like you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:32, Reply)

Coming from one of the cool kids, that's very exciting.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:36, Reply)

Who do you consider the 'cool kids' to be.
(This'll be interesting).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:37, Reply)

The ones that say they're cool.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:38, Reply)

Barry's clearly cool.
insofar as sunglasses purchase equates to cool.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:39, Reply)

First mistake right there....

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:39, Reply)

staple a budgie to a cat's tail.
Failing that, tie a bit of ham to your dog's tail.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:33, Reply)