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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Today is World Holocaust Day
World LOLocaust Day, I call it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:43, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Reading that, I think *I'm* the best comedian gigging today.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:43, Reply)
I was going to say 'Monty Boyce' is my favourite.
But I went for Bob Monkhouse instead.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:44, Reply)
I imagine they *both* suffered prostate troubles...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:45, Reply)
So we should have a holocaust to celebrate.
What nonsense is "World Holocaust Day?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:45, Reply)
It's where I drink 20 pints
then sneak into a Golder's Green cemetery and smear my shit everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:46, Reply)
Don't you do that every Thursday night?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:47, Reply)
*sheepish face*
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:49, Reply)
i am still laughing at "bonk-eyed flid"
no idea why this has amused me quite so much
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:49, Reply)
As I keep saying, I'm the best comedian gigging today.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:50, Reply)
giggedy

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:51, Reply)
If you keep saying it, it'll happen.
I saw something similar happen in a film called Candyman.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:52, Reply)
i thought that was your wedding video?!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:54, Reply)
^ Conclusive proof that Monty is the 'best comedian gigging today'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:56, Reply)
I met him once
he's a bit squinty but he was actually very polite and pleasant.
(berk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:54, Reply)
oh now, berk
monty's lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:55, Reply)
Lovely teeth.

(berk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:56, Reply)
Did you make contact with the b3tan you was trying to contact?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:56, Reply)
No.
it's no big deal, though.
(berk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:57, Reply)
Well it might be a big deal.
*worries*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:58, Reply)
*worries too*

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:58, Reply)
It's alright.
Said b3tan is hard as fucking nails.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:58, Reply)
Robby Box lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:59, Reply)
hahaha
Well edited.

I was confused before.

*Listens to the Bucks Fizz theme tune*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:00, Reply)
Well, not on account of what I was trying to get hold of them for, anyway
It could be a big deal in that some kind of drama has gone on, but, like I say...I can't get hold of them to find out.
(berk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:00, Reply)
Did you try the other number I gave you?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:00, Reply)
No, I wasn't sure if I should
as it might not be theirs. I'll give it a try if I don't see them at the weekend.
(berk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:04, Reply)
I'll try that number now and let you know.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:08, Reply)
A profound statement against repressive regimes everywhere
I expect that Idi Amin might have thought twice if he'd known that was to be his memorial.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:50, Reply)
Exactly.
It's a form of 'street theatre'.

Only with more poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:51, Reply)

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