When was the last time you said something that people took too seriously and changed their plans as a result?
Gonz. I have no intention of punching you. It was a joke in response to what you said about Mrs Battered.

Come to Bristol FFS you annoying unhousetrained inbred.

Alt: good day?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:12, 94 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This is not the most ingratiating invitation I've ever seen.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:16, Reply)

it means he loves him really
and was just covering his feelings
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:17, Reply)

Has there been disharmony then?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:21, Reply)

i just saw them bitching last night
but I suspect it'd been going on a while
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:28, Reply)

I see - I also see some posts below.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:31, Reply)

I imagine upsetting gonz is like drowning a puppy. You must feel terrible.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:23, Reply)

A sexually repressed eternally single puppy
gonz before you get frightened again this is also a joke

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:28, Reply)

You really are shit at this.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Sounds like you've bottled it mate.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:26, Reply)

What have I missed here?
A brief synopsis, if you would.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:28, Reply)

Yes. Definitely. Well done for spotting that.
Haven't you got neighbours to upset with unreasonably loud music?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:29, Reply)

Can we continue with less antogonism?
(Yes. I'm middle aged and I wear cords.)
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:37, Reply)

Hey, compared to some posters I am being positively affectionate.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:41, Reply)

I don't feel sufficiently qualified to pat you on the head

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:47, Reply)

Fuck it - drunk and bored
Love this:-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvkvjummb7g
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:55, Reply)

I went all the way to the shop to buy some cheesecake.
and it's horrible. I am hugely disappointed.
(berk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 21:16, Reply)

you think that's bad?
On the way back from the hospital, I've just bought a microwave quarter pounder, a massive bag of crisps, and a bar of chocolate.

And you know what? I'm not going to feel the slightest bit guilty while I eat it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Worrying uses a lot of calories
you'll be fine.

EDIT - I didn't ask if you had had any good news?
(berk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 21:28, Reply)

Hopefully.
They're trying one last thing to fix it medically overnight, which would mean he won't need the procedure they wanted to do in the morning.

More news as it happens.

*munches contentedly*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 21:40, Reply)

eeek? what?
you OK?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 21:42, Reply)

I'm fucking knackered, I know that much.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 21:46, Reply)

Mr B3th is being rebooted

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 21:47, Reply)

I see
so he was a cyborg all along?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Huh
so, turn it off then turn it on again works on people too?
(berk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Apparently.
Though they're hoping they won't have to do the reboot.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 21:52, Reply)

Alright b3th, how's Mr b3th doing?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 21:59, Reply)

See above/
Not bad.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:05, Reply)

Well I hope it all works out
Microwave quarter pounders sound awful.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:11, Reply)

It actually wasn't too bad.
And I'm knackered and couldn't be arsed cooking.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:13, Reply)

I have them from time to time
They're okay when you're feeling lazy.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:53, Reply)

LEVON HELM 4EVA IN R HRTZ*
Evening all.
No fighting please, a man has died and b3th's old man has got a dicky ticker.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Battered is bullying gonz. I offer my services as champion for gonz.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:00, Reply)

I think you should be using your diplomatic skills to broker a peace deal.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:07, Reply)

I just wanna tear shit up tanglez

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:08, Reply)

No don't do that
Violence never solves anything (unless your problem is not enough violence, but I can't honestly think of a situation where that might apply. Certainly not on the Internet)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:14, Reply)

Battereds alright by me. I'm just fucking around

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:15, Reply)

evening
sounds like today is cursed.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:05, Reply)

Come on Cavers, give us some good news

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:09, Reply)

can't
I'm poorly - I have a cold and a headache and tummy ache
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:11, Reply)

OH MAN! WHEN WILL THIS MISERY END?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:12, Reply)

It never will.
There's four horsemen gathering on the horizon, and the end of days are upon us.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:14, Reply)

The four horsemen of the offtopiclypse?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:15, Reply)

YES!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:15, Reply)

ahha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:16, Reply)

Talking of online battles, I have a score to settle.
Jeff is a massive bender. IDST.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:21, Reply)

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want...
... The dancing orange flame from the edf adverts. How gorgeous is he?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)

Evening swipe

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)

You're going on sat,, right?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:38, Reply)

Yeah man

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:38, Reply)

Good stuff

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:39, Reply)

i'd like to say that i was here at the moment the flower of another b3ta power couple began to blossom

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 23:02, Reply)

Link?
I'm always game for eye candy.
(berk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:51, Reply)

Ah no, he's like a little cuddly dancing toy! Not man shaped. Sadly.
Shows what you think of me though, eh?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:56, Reply)

Oh
I'm less interested now.
(berk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 23:01, Reply)

are you bullying gonz?
You're gonna get fucked up.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:45, Reply)

i am glad you are back from your flounce, i missed you and am totally on your side

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:51, Reply)

Fuck off al.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 22:56, Reply)

i'm not al, and if i want to stick up for my friend battered when he's physically threatening people on the internet
that's my business
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 23:01, Reply)

Fuck off bert

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 23:05, Reply)

i'm throwing in the towel, i can't win against the board's heavyweight

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 23:07, Reply)

Screw you Alice

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 23:07, Reply)

i was making a fat joke
i hope you got that
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 23:08, Reply)

Cheers al.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 23:10, Reply)

I'm back.
Anyone around?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 23:32, Reply)

A'ight.

(berk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 23:49, Reply)

Did ya get pudding?
What are be having...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 23:51, Reply)

I had cheesecake
it was extremely disappointing, 3/10. I still ate both pieces though.
(berk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 23:52, Reply)

Well done you.
Eating the nasty cheesecake.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 23:57, Reply)

it was an act of selfless heroism
I didn't want it to go to waste. But I shan't be buying it again.
(berk, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 23:58, Reply)

Did you get dress, or buy it in your PJ's?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 0:02, Reply)

I put some jeans and a hoody on over my pyjama top
nobody could tell, it's fine.
(berk, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 0:05, Reply)

You should have put on your Ugg boots for the complete 'shopping in bed' experience.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 0:07, Reply)

Fuck off
I don't own a pair of those ugly sacks of shit.
(berk, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 0:10, Reply)

Only just.
One more fag and then I'm going to bed. *insert Darth joke here*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 23:54, Reply)

Wayhay!
Looking forward to the weekend?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 23:56, Reply)

Yep.
Although things aren't panning out well at the moment; I thought I'd check my leave situation and see if I could bag a half day tomorrow in order to get sorted... turns out I'm on a cumulative leave thingy, i.e. I have to work a month before I get 1.5 days off, so I'm going to have to go in early in order to finish early. Even then I'll get home at around 4:30, so I'll have 90 minutes to sort myself out. Would have done it tonight but I've only just got in as the missus' aunt and uncle are visiting and we went out for dinner.

Arsebiscuits.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)

So the long and the short of this is.
Early start tomorrow, rushed evening, make flight.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 0:04, Reply)

Pretty much.
The missus isn't at work tomorrow so hopefully she can get the house tidied; it won't take me long to pack but I also need to fit in a haircut as well.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 0:05, Reply)

If you've got time to kill in Bristol on Saturday
could you not just get one there?
(berk, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 0:07, Reply)

He already has a missus.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 0:08, Reply)

She does normally cut my hair...
but she's been away until yesterday and there's been no time to do it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 0:10, Reply)

What time are you landing tomorrow, I'll give you a bell.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 0:10, Reply)

9.05pm.
Should be in the centre by 10.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 0:11, Reply)

Sweet.
I should be meeting up with Battered for a bite tomorrow evening!

I'll be in touch.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 0:13, Reply)

Excellent.
See you at the weekend! I'm off for some kip now.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)

Maybe.
But there's a walk in barbers opposite the train station in Newcastle that I always used to go to so I'm thinking if I eat my lunch while I'm working, I can nip out on my actual lunch break - it's a 2 minute walk.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 0:09, Reply)

gonz doesn't get annoyed at the internet, he would have left years ago if he did.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 23:53, Reply)

This is true.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 23:54, Reply)

You're up late!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 23:57, Reply)

Except you meant every word at the time, weather you admit it or not.
Do you really not know the difference between replying to a hypothetical question with an over the top awnser, and making a phsyical threat naming a time and place where someone will physicly be at the time?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 8:41, Reply)

i like how my friend battered still tried to insult you twice in this thread, even though he wasn't serious at all when he threatened you
its why i strongly believe he is one of our best posters
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:09, Reply)

I think he should get some sort of award.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:29, Reply)

like a rocky statue?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Yes. Cast in Bronze with his fists punching the air.
And a speech bubble saying "I'd rather be punching Gonz's FACE!"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:50, Reply)