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Sad shut in evening thread, anyone?
How well do you dance;

a) sober
b) drunk
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:21, Reply)
so..lonely

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:28, Reply)
sympathy reply
I don't dance, sober or drunk.

Who do you think I am? Darth?
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:29, Reply)
never?
seems unlikely
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:32, Reply)
seems unlikely
But true nonetheless
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:33, Reply)
not even a bit of a jiggle when a catchy tune
comes on the radio?
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:35, Reply)
still nope
It stems from the last time I danced pissed, very pissedn ingfact, very very pissed. I was playing air sax to something like baker street and shuffling backwards managed to trip over my own feet. I ended up flat on my back and embarassed. I also managed to spill about half a bottle of amyl all over my t shirt and beard. It all got very wierd and headachey after that.

And that is why I don't dance *ever*. You never know when the popper fairy will appear
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:52, Reply)
I no longer dance
I'm someone's dad and it doesn't seem right anymore.
Evening Cavy.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:31, Reply)
but you have to do the Dad dance
evening tangles
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:32, Reply)
And that is precisely why.
So undignified.
I was already an uncoordinated, gangly, Jarvis-type before I became a father.
I've hung my dancing trousers up now.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:36, Reply)
make sure you put some others on
mind, otherwise you have lost any dignity you may have gained
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:37, Reply)
I have gained nothing.

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:39, Reply)
I don't think I'd dance when sober
When drunk I dance like I'm getting down to the theme from Mastermind.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:39, Reply)
The Coming of the Executioner

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:40, Reply)
No better than I deserve really. It's about time

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:42, Reply)
i imagine it like a slow robot

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Yes - a slow, rather disappointing robot.

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:57, Reply)
I throw mitherfucking shapes
And do gang signs, grab my low slung crotch fo real yo and do some badass steppin'. But I am the streetest OT denizen and am a professional catalogue model.

And chicks dig dat shit yo.

With the warmest personal regards, Super MC Rhyme Master P.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Black On Both Sides arrived yesterday.
You are correct, it is excellent. It was round about side 3 where I realised how much I was getting into it.
I agree with you and my friend about the opening track though.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:54, Reply)
it is a landmark in conscious hip hop.
Next up- Either Fear of a Black Planet or Enter the Wu Tang: 36 Chambers.

Ps ass so fat you can see it from the front.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:58, Reply)
Hmmm I might give Wu Tang a whirl
I ordered a stack of other stuff today, so maybe after payday.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:00, Reply)
you have to dabble with NWA at some point.

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:02, Reply)
I had wondered if and when they might crop up.

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:04, Reply)
how could they not?
Gimme 20 mins and I will link you to KRS-One.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:09, Reply)
I'll most likely be asleep in 20 mins
But stick the link up and I'll check it tomorrow.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:10, Reply)
alternatively
Look up Sound of da Police on YouTube.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Like a motherfucking hero

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:50, Reply)
in a cape?

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:56, Reply)
yo, fo rizzle yo, may I draw y'all's attention y'all to my considered response above.

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:56, Reply)
i completely believe you
all of it
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:58, Reply)
yo, indizzle y'all

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:01, Reply)
Wigger

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:03, Reply)
better wigger than quender

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:10, Reply)
Evening.
When sober, in the kitchen.
When drunk, in the street.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:50, Reply)
when high, on the ceiling

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:55, Reply)
When down, in the cellar?
Oh, this is tired already!
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:08, Reply)
And now I'm going to bed.
Jabber amongst yourselves.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:01, Reply)
I dance SEXEH!
as you may find out tomorrow.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:08, Reply)
How's the old fella?
Still alive then?
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:11, Reply)
Just about.

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:20, Reply)
do you think
the pub will let us link them to youtube clips of things we like?
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:11, Reply)
Are you sure you understand how real life works, Cavy?

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:16, Reply)
definitely and totally
altohugh I've not read all the Real Life rulebook. I don't do rule books
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)
To answer both: amazingly well.
I've got moves sister.
This is the song playing inside my head right now whilst I'm sitting here full of happy vibes www.youtube.com/watch?v=B25GngJTV80
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:09, Reply)
*boogies*

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:10, Reply)
I love that song beyond words.
The string section makes me burst with happiness.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:16, Reply)
Sounds like shite Oscar music

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Bent.

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:43, Reply)
That's because you have no taste.

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:06, Reply)

Is everyone well rested for JeffStock?
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:11, Reply)
no, I'm ill
the ciderboat better serve lemsip
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:12, Reply)

Cider + lemsip is two of your five a day
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:13, Reply)
ill in the Beastie Boys sense?

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:19, Reply)
ill in the 'snot fountain' sense

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:20, Reply)
Sounds like you need a lemsip with whisky to clear the system
What would you recommend PD?
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:25, Reply)
A massive wank

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)

From your tiny cock
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)
Nah, he's got a gig tonight.

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)
if it's being mixed with lemsip
Then any old shit. But I treated my last cold with Naked Grouse. Velly Velly good.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)

Yeah, like
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)
a) not at all
b) badly

evnin, anyone up still?
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:11, Reply)
No

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:13, Reply)
you going to jeffstock Bobster?

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:14, Reply)
Yeah man, about 8 ish

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:25, Reply)
Doesn't look like it, does it?

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:15, Reply)
nah, night then.

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:20, Reply)
well fuck the pair of you then

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:30, Reply)
Attendees at Montystock can attest to my dancing while drunk
dancing while sober is practically dad-dancing. Drunk I am of course a groove machine from my own perspective.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:13, Reply)

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