Sad shut in evening thread, anyone?
How well do you dance;

a) sober
b) drunk
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:21, 67 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

so..lonely

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:28, Reply)

sympathy reply
I don't dance, sober or drunk.

Who do you think I am? Darth?
(CheatingRabbit, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:29, Reply)

never?
seems unlikely
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:32, Reply)

seems unlikely
But true nonetheless
(CheatingRabbit, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:33, Reply)

not even a bit of a jiggle when a catchy tune
comes on the radio?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:35, Reply)

still nope
It stems from the last time I danced pissed, very pissedn ingfact, very very pissed. I was playing air sax to something like baker street and shuffling backwards managed to trip over my own feet. I ended up flat on my back and embarassed. I also managed to spill about half a bottle of amyl all over my t shirt and beard. It all got very wierd and headachey after that.

And that is why I don't dance *ever*. You never know when the popper fairy will appear
(CheatingRabbit, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:52, Reply)

I no longer dance
I'm someone's dad and it doesn't seem right anymore.
Evening Cavy.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:31, Reply)

but you have to do the Dad dance
evening tangles
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:32, Reply)

And that is precisely why.
So undignified.
I was already an uncoordinated, gangly, Jarvis-type before I became a father.
I've hung my dancing trousers up now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:36, Reply)

make sure you put some others on
mind, otherwise you have lost any dignity you may have gained
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:37, Reply)

I have gained nothing.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:39, Reply)

I don't think I'd dance when sober
When drunk I dance like I'm getting down to the theme from Mastermind.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:39, Reply)

The Coming of the Executioner

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:40, Reply)

No better than I deserve really. It's about time

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:42, Reply)

i imagine it like a slow robot

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:54, Reply)

Yes - a slow, rather disappointing robot.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:57, Reply)

I throw mitherfucking shapes
And do gang signs, grab my low slung crotch fo real yo and do some badass steppin'. But I am the streetest OT denizen and am a professional catalogue model.

And chicks dig dat shit yo.

With the warmest personal regards, Super MC Rhyme Master P.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:46, Reply)

Black On Both Sides arrived yesterday.
You are correct, it is excellent. It was round about side 3 where I realised how much I was getting into it.
I agree with you and my friend about the opening track though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:54, Reply)

it is a landmark in conscious hip hop.
Next up- Either Fear of a Black Planet or Enter the Wu Tang: 36 Chambers.

Ps ass so fat you can see it from the front.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:58, Reply)

Hmmm I might give Wu Tang a whirl
I ordered a stack of other stuff today, so maybe after payday.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:00, Reply)

you have to dabble with NWA at some point.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:02, Reply)

I had wondered if and when they might crop up.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:04, Reply)

how could they not?
Gimme 20 mins and I will link you to KRS-One.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:09, Reply)

I'll most likely be asleep in 20 mins
But stick the link up and I'll check it tomorrow.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:10, Reply)

alternatively
Look up Sound of da Police on YouTube.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Like a motherfucking hero

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:50, Reply)

in a cape?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:56, Reply)

yo, fo rizzle yo, may I draw y'all's attention y'all to my considered response above.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:56, Reply)

i completely believe you
all of it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:58, Reply)

yo, indizzle y'all

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:01, Reply)

Wigger

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:03, Reply)

better wigger than quender

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:10, Reply)

Evening.
When sober, in the kitchen.
When drunk, in the street.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:50, Reply)

when high, on the ceiling

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:55, Reply)

When down, in the cellar?
Oh, this is tired already!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:08, Reply)

And now I'm going to bed.
Jabber amongst yourselves.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:01, Reply)

I dance SEXEH!
as you may find out tomorrow.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:08, Reply)

How's the old fella?
Still alive then?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:11, Reply)

Just about.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:20, Reply)

do you think
the pub will let us link them to youtube clips of things we like?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:11, Reply)

Are you sure you understand how real life works, Cavy?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:16, Reply)

definitely and totally
altohugh I've not read all the Real Life rulebook. I don't do rule books
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)

To answer both: amazingly well.
I've got moves sister.
This is the song playing inside my head right now whilst I'm sitting here full of happy vibes www.youtube.com/watch?v=B25GngJTV80
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:09, Reply)

*boogies*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:10, Reply)

I love that song beyond words.
The string section makes me burst with happiness.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:16, Reply)

Sounds like shite Oscar music

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)

Bent.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:43, Reply)

That's because you have no taste.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:06, Reply)

Is everyone well rested for JeffStock?
(MenaceCoat, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:11, Reply)

no, I'm ill
the ciderboat better serve lemsip
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:12, Reply)

Cider + lemsip is two of your five a day
(MenaceCoat, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:13, Reply)

ill in the Beastie Boys sense?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:19, Reply)

ill in the 'snot fountain' sense

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:20, Reply)

Sounds like you need a lemsip with whisky to clear the system
What would you recommend PD?
(MenaceCoat, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:25, Reply)

A massive wank

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)

From your tiny cock
(MenaceCoat, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)

Nah, he's got a gig tonight.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)

if it's being mixed with lemsip
Then any old shit. But I treated my last cold with Naked Grouse. Velly Velly good.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)

Yeah, like
(MenaceCoat, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)

a) not at all
b) badly

evnin, anyone up still?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:11, Reply)

No

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:13, Reply)

you going to jeffstock Bobster?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:14, Reply)

Yeah man, about 8 ish

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:25, Reply)

Doesn't look like it, does it?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:15, Reply)

nah, night then.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:20, Reply)

well fuck the pair of you then

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:30, Reply)

Attendees at Montystock can attest to my dancing while drunk
dancing while sober is practically dad-dancing. Drunk I am of course a groove machine from my own perspective.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:13, Reply)