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Saturday, Saturday.Saturday is JeffSTOCK,
Never a day to miss 'cos
Saturday is JeffSTOCK day.
A JeffSTOCK day doesn't matter day.
Fill your day with fun have a laugh a day.
Have yourself a real mad-hatter day.
'Cos Saturday is JeffSTOCK,
Never a day to miss 'cos
Saturday is JeffSTOCK day.
Have fun kids.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:08,
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latest was 12 years ago)
A bit shaky, but mostly good.I'm on a three line whip to attend tonight. He's even decided to get me a taxi all the way back to weston at midnight. I was going to leave at nine so I could catch the last train home, but apparently that's when all the good fights start, so I should stay to watch.
On the one hand, it seems a bit of a silly extravagance, but on the other hand, I'm glad he's listened to me about not driving straight away.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:37,
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Fuck off.I've been for for out a run already this morning you big Jessie.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:29,
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Apparently you had a chat with Mrs Battered on the phone in the curry house. I don't remember this.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:32,
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Did you ask her why she married such a shortarse bender?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:37,
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We went to 12 different pubs. Pint in each. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:40,
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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:41,
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I hope they're not expecting us to keep us this pace tonight...(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:46,
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yeah, 12 pints would put me drooling on the floorplus, I'm on the Beechams Max, so I don't think it would be wise
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:48,
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i'm staying in a youth hostelyou can't be paralytic in a youth hostel
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:53,
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maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=youth+hostel+bristol+narrow&fb=1&gl=uk&hq=youth+hostel+bristol+narrow&cid=0,0,18016136417199270293&ei=f4WST-7KEKea0QWN8ZXWAQ&sa=X&oi=local_result&ct=image&ved=0CCoQ_BI
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:01,
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Really?I've stayed in European hostels, and was arseholed in most of them. I thought it was expected.
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I don't really knowbut it seems to me that youth hostels are all about wholesome activities like hiking and climbing
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:07,
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Maybe, these were private hostels. Full of hairy arsed Germans, that was just the women.
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That was all in the name of professional research.I reckon your job is a doddle.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:57,
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Have fun you bunch of queers.I wish I was there, one of you is going to have to be a monumental (though well dressed) cunt in my absence. Instead I'll be sitting on a train all afternoon. Big hugs to all.
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I've been there, done that and had the court case. Don't intend on doing it again.
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Bless you BazI'd imagine there will all manner of monumental cunts attending, but I'm fairly sure we'll come some way short of being 'well dressed'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:03,
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Speak for yourselfI've got designer heels and everything. And I bet the total cost of my outfit will still be some way short of that of Swipe's..
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This is just an idea, feel free to ignore it, but if you were both completely naked, then you'll be even.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:43,
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fucks sakeit's hailing here...gonna need an umbrella
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:11,
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An old friend of mine might be coming.He's not a b3tan but he has b3tan sensibilities.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:46,
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He's fat and ugly, downloads child porn, and likes pressing f5 quite a lotHE'S IN THE CLUB MAN!!!!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:46,
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oh Rory, I wish you were coming(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:49,
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I am, I'll just be a week late that's all !!Man I love zider I do
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:51,
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Oh man, I hope everyone has a good time.Just remember though, the ONLY reason I'm not going is because I've been exiled on threat of physical danger on my person; and that I would have loved have bring my joy and laughter and happiness agmonst my only friends in the world, if only I could gaurntee my safe passage. OH, oh, and I lost the deposit for the hotel and train, that I took from the 'orphaned puppy with cancer home' fund this month; thinking foolishly I could take the month off and let someone else take up the good fight against a crawl fate of innocent creature, just this once.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:47,
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i hope you send him pictures of those sad orphaned puppies with cancer(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:49,
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No Cavy, NO, it is NOT true that he wanted to buy them to put in sacks with a brick in, to throw into a river for his damned buisness.Do you see what I did there? That was very clever.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:52,
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... cus if you throw enough puppies into a damn it'll build up and stop the river overflowing.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:33,
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Gonz.What hotel 'took a deposit' from you?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:56,
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The one with that logo that looks a bit like some letters that make up the name of the place, within a mile or two of a McDonalds and that famous international coffee shop (don't want to give out free advertisement).I can't check my work emails from home because the VPN won't authenticate over a dynamic IP, but it is very very very real.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:06,
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Just about to consume a fortifying dirty burger At an unnamed services on the M4.
I will be a moderately well dressed cunt in memory of Baz. 4eva in are hartes
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Kroney, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:50,
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does anyone going tonight have an inhaler??I never use mine so now I can't find it and my lovely hostess has a lovely cat so I might just need it... Silly sod in boots won't sell me one :((
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:55,
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Well ask someone wearing trainers instead.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:22,
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it's alright....... Persuaded them in the end. Woo.
Come on train.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:29,
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Oh my god I'm ready to go!I should be in the shopping centre at about three, and plan on having a wander. If anyone wants to join me, just text or gaz.
I'm so excited I could puke.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:55,
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I just walked out of Temple Meads and straight into Blousie!She's waiting here for mrs dg.
I'm going shopping now. Have fun!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:49,
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Erm, yeah i got lost with my lol map reading skillz innit *belms*(
Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 16:10,
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