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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Saturday, Saturday.
Saturday is JeffSTOCK,
Never a day to miss 'cos
Saturday is JeffSTOCK day.

A JeffSTOCK day doesn't matter day.
Fill your day with fun have a laugh a day.
Have yourself a real mad-hatter day.

'Cos Saturday is JeffSTOCK,
Never a day to miss 'cos
Saturday is JeffSTOCK day.

Have fun kids.
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:08, Reply)
JEFF!
STOCK!
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:14, Reply)
How is the old man?

(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:15, Reply)
A bit shaky, but mostly good.
I'm on a three line whip to attend tonight. He's even decided to get me a taxi all the way back to weston at midnight. I was going to leave at nine so I could catch the last train home, but apparently that's when all the good fights start, so I should stay to watch.

On the one hand, it seems a bit of a silly extravagance, but on the other hand, I'm glad he's listened to me about not driving straight away.
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:37, Reply)
I am ruined. You swine.

(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:27, Reply)
Fuck off.
I've been for for out a run already this morning you big Jessie.
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:29, Reply)
Apparently you had a chat with Mrs Battered on the phone in the curry house.
I don't remember this.
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:32, Reply)
I do.

(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:32, Reply)
Did you ask her why she married such a shortarse bender?

(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:37, Reply)
haha
wimp
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:38, Reply)
We went to 12 different pubs. Pint in each.

(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:40, Reply)
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:41, Reply)
I hope they're not expecting us to keep us this pace tonight...

(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:46, Reply)
yeah, 12 pints would put me drooling on the floor
plus, I'm on the Beechams Max, so I don't think it would be wise
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:48, Reply)
Yes we are.

(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:49, Reply)
i'm staying in a youth hostel
you can't be paralytic in a youth hostel
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:53, Reply)
Where is the hostle?

(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:57, Reply)

maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=youth+hostel+bristol+narrow&fb=1&gl=uk&hq=youth+hostel+bristol+narrow&cid=0,0,18016136417199270293&ei=f4WST-7KEKea0QWN8ZXWAQ&sa=X&oi=local_result&ct=image&ved=0CCoQ_BI
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:01, Reply)
Really?
I've stayed in European hostels, and was arseholed in most of them. I thought it was expected.
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:06, Reply)
I don't really know
but it seems to me that youth hostels are all about wholesome activities like hiking and climbing
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:07, Reply)
Maybe, these were private hostels.
Full of hairy arsed Germans, that was just the women.
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:12, Reply)
That was all in the name of professional research.
I reckon your job is a doddle.
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:57, Reply)
It is.

(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:01, Reply)
Have fun you bunch of queers.
I wish I was there, one of you is going to have to be a monumental (though well dressed) cunt in my absence. Instead I'll be sitting on a train all afternoon. Big hugs to all.
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:01, Reply)
You can be a train cnut surely?

(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:02, Reply)
I've been there, done that and had the court case.
Don't intend on doing it again.
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:23, Reply)
Bless you Baz
I'd imagine there will all manner of monumental cunts attending, but I'm fairly sure we'll come some way short of being 'well dressed'.
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:03, Reply)
Speak for yourself
I've got designer heels and everything. And I bet the total cost of my outfit will still be some way short of that of Swipe's..
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:31, Reply)
This is just an idea, feel free to ignore it, but if you were both completely naked, then you'll be even.

(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:43, Reply)
fucks sake
it's hailing here...gonna need an umbrella
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:11, Reply)
it's lashing down here as well

(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:31, Reply)
It's raining here now as well.

(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:34, Reply)
An old friend of mine might be coming.
He's not a b3tan but he has b3tan sensibilities.
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:46, Reply)
He's fat and ugly, downloads child porn, and likes pressing f5 quite a lot
HE'S IN THE CLUB MAN!!!!
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:46, Reply)
oh Rory, I wish you were coming

(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:49, Reply)
I am, I'll just be a week late that's all !!
Man I love zider I do
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:51, Reply)
Oh man, I hope everyone has a good time.
Just remember though, the ONLY reason I'm not going is because I've been exiled on threat of physical danger on my person; and that I would have loved have bring my joy and laughter and happiness agmonst my only friends in the world, if only I could gaurntee my safe passage. OH, oh, and I lost the deposit for the hotel and train, that I took from the 'orphaned puppy with cancer home' fund this month; thinking foolishly I could take the month off and let someone else take up the good fight against a crawl fate of innocent creature, just this once.
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:47, Reply)
i hope you send him pictures of those sad orphaned puppies with cancer

(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:49, Reply)
No Cavy, NO, it is NOT true that he wanted to buy them to put in sacks with a brick in, to throw into a river for his damned buisness.
Do you see what I did there? That was very clever.
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:52, Reply)
... cus if you throw enough puppies into a damn it'll build up and stop the river overflowing.

(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Gonz.
What hotel 'took a deposit' from you?
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:56, Reply)
The one with that logo that looks a bit like some letters that make up the name of the place, within a mile or two of a McDonalds and that famous international coffee shop (don't want to give out free advertisement).
I can't check my work emails from home because the VPN won't authenticate over a dynamic IP, but it is very very very real.
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:06, Reply)
Just about to consume a fortifying dirty burger
At an unnamed services on the M4.

I will be a moderately well dressed cunt in memory of Baz. 4eva in are hartes
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:50, Reply)
does anyone going tonight have an inhaler??
I never use mine so now I can't find it and my lovely hostess has a lovely cat so I might just need it... Silly sod in boots won't sell me one :((
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Well ask someone wearing trainers instead.

(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:22, Reply)
it's alright....
... Persuaded them in the end. Woo.

Come on train.
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Wank lolz

(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Oh my god I'm ready to go!
I should be in the shopping centre at about three, and plan on having a wander. If anyone wants to join me, just text or gaz.

I'm so excited I could puke.
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:55, Reply)
I'm in the pub with DG.

(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:20, Reply)
I just walked out of Temple Meads and straight into Blousie!
She's waiting here for mrs dg.

I'm going shopping now. Have fun!
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Erm, yeah i got lost with my lol map reading skillz innit *belms*

(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 16:10, Reply)

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