You realise that by not turning up
you ensured that Battered glassed some poor random guy in the club instead of you? That's on *your* conscience Gonz, my boy.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:05, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)

By extension
Gonz ruined my shirt, Rakky's cardigan and Swipe's handbag.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:07, Reply)

That Gonz sure has some apologising to do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)

He ought to write an open letter to Bristol's paramedics
apologising for being responsible for the incident, for ruining everyone's evening and thanking them for all the hard work he indirectly caused.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:11, Reply)

Did I at least get to pull?
I mean, not the after-pub pulling competition thinggy that sometimes happens and stops the moment Dok Something moves in for the kill... like, a proper pull 'cus someone actually wants to pull.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:12, Reply)

The only thing you pulled was your semi-flaccid penis.
Sorry to be the bearer etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:16, Reply)

_you're_ sorry to be the bearer? At least you ain't the one stuck with The Disapointment.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:18, Reply)

He did bleed quite a lot.
I think it's my fault. It kicked off after pier bash as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:11, Reply)

It's a shame Amberl wasn't around
we were sorely lacking in muscle.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:13, Reply)

And there was the slapping contest outside the club as well.
I might pitch a film idea to Richard Curtis.

Two Fights, No Weddings and Monty's Funeral.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:15, Reply)

Oh, I'd forgotten about that.
That was a bit wet, though. I was able to walk right through middle of it without incident.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:16, Reply)

That slapping incident was the gayest fight EVARR

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:17, Reply)

You've obviously never seen Darth get his foot stuck in his "jarmies"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:19, Reply)

I didn't realise you two were that close.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:22, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfnu0nb4PUI
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:22, Reply)

Was he also 24k% better than him at what he does than what battered is at what battered does?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:07, Reply)

It looked like he was that much better at bleeding.

( Kroney, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:09, Reply)