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So which of you quenders
Is going to post an evening thread?
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:58, Reply)
Sympathy reply
I got stuck in Bristol for an extra day as my car was fucked. I am finally back in God old Brum, where I should be packing but instead I am having a beer.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:05, Reply)
You deserve it chuck!
There's always tomorrow...
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:25, Reply)
brizzle fucking rocks

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:08, Reply)
Not me.
Why don't you do it?
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:14, Reply)
Alright b3th.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:17, Reply)
ello babe

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:25, Reply)
Alright you four?

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:24, Reply)
A bit left
but mostly right.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:25, Reply)
Evening moddom.
How's yer belly for spots?
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:38, Reply)
Fine and dandy thanks bonny lad!
How's your shite for love bites?
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:42, Reply)
Let's not talk of that ;)
Things are not bad (ahem!), bairn is fair bouncing and going great guns at school doing fantastically well with her literacy...top of the class, of course ;)
Put Saturday 1st September in your diary, it's my birthday and yee buggers are invited ;)
Hopefully the pizza oven/BBQ/smoker will be completed by then...
Gaz me your email and I'll send you a pic of what I'm building!
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:09, Reply)
Not me, evening threads are for quenders
Evening all.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:30, Reply)
I'm busy I'm afraid.
Too busy trying to work out whether 80 is too much for a print I want put on my wall. It is ridiculously gorgeous though.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:33, Reply)
The tennis girl scratching her arse?

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:35, Reply)
It is of a girl.
And I'm trying to work out whether it's too close to the "fit girl pinned up on the wall of a mechanic's workshop" sort of vibe.
I don't think it is though, I think it's cool and chic, see for yourself init - dim-baida.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=48#/d1ywcpp
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:38, Reply)
It looks like an advert to me
But I think it is fairly safe to say that you and I may have somewhat differing tastes.
If it helps, it doesn't give off a vibe of "mechanic's workshop" to me.
And I think that 80 is not an extravagant spend, for you.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:46, Reply)
Its not garage material
but if it helps you could put some oily hand-prints over the boobs when it arrives, if you want that sort of vibe.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:50, Reply)
I really like that, Baz
However, as it is not a known photographer but some douche off the internet, I wouldn't spend more than half that.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:50, Reply)
Yeah that's the thing.
He wants 40 Euros for just the photo in a high resolution, I'd then have to take it to a printers to get blown up and then after that get it framed. So 80 is my guess of what that'd all cost. But it is still a lot.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:57, Reply)
Arm wrestle to decide?

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:47, Reply)
oh
Hey
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:50, Reply)
Hey I have the best news
There is a new kitten in the family
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:51, Reply)
now that i have a dog i hate cats
I mean I like mine because they're old and have been in the family forever
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:03, Reply)
but congratulations

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:03, Reply)
Thanks

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:04, Reply)
yo tangers
How goes the hip hop yo?
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Still loving Black on Both Sides
But tonight has been all about Tittyshakers.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:16, Reply)
Hellooooo!

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:31, Reply)
Fuckin' 'ell it's lively in here tonight.
Where's Jeff gone so I can kill him with my board sig?
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:38, Reply)
hahahaha

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:40, Reply)
I honestly thought Rakky was going to break when I told her.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:41, Reply)
I need another cabin boy!

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:45, Reply)
"This one's split!"

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:46, Reply)
I'm still laughing like a drain now.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:47, Reply)
It was a fucking hysterical afternoon.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:48, Reply)
I've not laughed that much in ages.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:50, Reply)
I had an excellent weekend.
This has been tempered by the fact that the toilet cistern has decided to spring a leak and the hot water tank appears to have emptied itself, meaning there's no hot water and the shower now won't work.

That'll teach me to fucking enjoy myself.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:51, Reply)
I'd imagine that has been a bit of an in'convenience'.
We'll have to do it again.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Oh, indeed.
I'd like to see a bit more of Bristol, preferably when it's not pissing down.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:00, Reply)
Yeah, I could take you on a guided tour.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:02, Reply)
By 'guided tour' you mean 'show me different hostelries', tight?

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Yeap.
I can also point out the areas you are most likely to get stabbed.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:05, Reply)
Sounds like fun.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:05, Reply)
I'm in!
I shall of course reciprocate should you ever wish to visit the frozen north.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:08, Reply)
Aye! You can take me on a tour of all the location used in the making of AWP

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:11, Reply)
Sadly, a lot of it won't even exist anymore, I'd imagine.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:12, Reply)
But, if you fancy a taste of European football next season...

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:13, Reply)
It's alright, we get ITV4 in the west country!
I can get my Euro fix then.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:16, Reply)
Yeah, I'll probably watch it on the telly an' all.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:19, Reply)
You'll have to go through the qualification stages
So it isn't like the games will clash with any others.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:20, Reply)
This "70's" show on BBC2 seems utter crap.
It is about as accurate as Time trumpet and reduces the decade to London stereotypes (everyone tried self sufficiency, everyone had power cuts and 3 day week, every young person loved punk or glam and dressed in the same clothes as celebrities...). It wasn't perfect but it wasn't like that?.. Was it?
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:59, Reply)
I'm watching it.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:00, Reply)
YOU DON'T KNOW MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:00, Reply)
^this

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:01, Reply)
What do you know? You're twelve.
I missed tonight's show because the boss wanted to watch Silent Witness, but the first one was brilliant.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:01, Reply)
I saw about half of the first one last week.
Forgot it was on tonight.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:01, Reply)
I've got channel 5 on now.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Pervert.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:03, Reply)
I'm getting my reggae on.
bwoy
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:04, Reply)
I'll catch it later on iplayer.
I think it was 72-74 tonight, so that should just about encompass the brilliance that was my birth.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:03, Reply)
so where's evrybody gone then?

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:59, Reply)
Fucked if I know.
Maybe they're still in recovery.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:01, Reply)
I know I am.
How have you survived?
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Domestic trauma is surprisingly efficient at shaking you out of an alcohol induced torpor.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:03, Reply)
So I've heard.
My mum's hadf the combined sewage of four houses exploding in her shower room this weekend.
Ew, etc.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:05, Reply)
Oh, nice...
I'm exaggerating somewhat, but it's a bit of a pain in the arse. Hopefully the plumber can fix it tomorrow.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:06, Reply)
Hopefully he'll make that sucking noise when he looks at the problem.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:07, Reply)
He only lives around the corner, and is pretty reliable.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Sounds like a well handy handyman.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:10, Reply)
Not so fucking handy that he couldn't come today though!
Bloody tradesmen.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:11, Reply)
+'s entrance

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:13, Reply)
*sniggers*

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)
What've you been up to today, then?

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:18, Reply)
I met Lighty for a bit of lunch.
And watched Lovejoy.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:19, Reply)
Christ, you know how to live.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:26, Reply)
We did go to Halfords as well.
So it wasn't like I did nothing at all.

And it was a good episode of Lovejoy. Lovejoy managed to solve a crime, rip of Charlie and now quite get with Charlotte. Which is completely different to all the other episodes.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:27, Reply)
I liked those episodes where Lovejoy moved to the wild west and opened a whorehouse.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)
tsk.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)
What?
Deadwood was ace!
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:33, Reply)
I never watched it.
Lovejoy never swore.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:33, Reply)
Didn't he once tell Lady Whatsername to get her stinking cunt out of his face?

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:39, Reply)
Lady Jane was his original 'interest'
But most people agree that Charlotte was much fitter.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)
best euphemism for anal evar!

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:07, Reply)
There's always one, isn't there?
Coming over here, lowering the tone.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:10, Reply)
ASPHYXIWANK!!!!

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:11, Reply)
I was looking for streaming sites for the new season of Game of Thrones

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:05, Reply)
Have you tried demonoid?
i can give you an invite if you're not a member.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:06, Reply)
http://www.free-tv-video-online.me
Never fails
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:19, Reply)
WANKSHAFT!!!

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:06, Reply)
STUDENT GRANT!

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:11, Reply)
ELMERFUDD'S FUDD!!!!

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Porky pig's pork

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:28, Reply)
Just left work
And it's fucking raining.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Blimey. It's half ten.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:24, Reply)
I now have Bash pics Uploaded -gaz me if you want email copies as lost your email address!
Ditto b3th although she escaped!
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:27, Reply)
I didn't realise that was going to be the only picture you tried to take!
I just wanted to pull the 'no papparazzi' line.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)
Ha I thought you were serious! Next time...

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:39, Reply)
Next time, indeed.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)
Link for those of us that don't have the URL memorised?

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:43, Reply)
I think the phrase 'gaz if you want copies' might be the key here!

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:45, Reply)
I took one of "kroney's giant cock"
It's a favourite!
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:47, Reply)
*Beadle hand lolz*

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:49, Reply)
This must have been one of those jokes
That I wasn't invited to
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:52, Reply)
How did you become French? That's something I never worked out.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:53, Reply)
Apparently I look it
Which I thought was funny until I remembered that the common Frenchman has more than a little rodent about his face.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:01, Reply)
I can't say that was a look I noticed.
If you've have turned up wearing a stripy jumper, carrying some onions and then going on strike, then maybe.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:05, Reply)
I have put some on fb but can't work out how to tag them!

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:15, Reply)
click on the photo and then click on "tag this photo"

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)
Good journey back?

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:12, Reply)
Fairly straightforward
Phone battery was v low so did my own navigation and managed it, albeit not quite as efficiently as I might have.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:32, Reply)
I could have guided you to the M32, but you were gone!

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:35, Reply)
I got that part before my phone died, fortunately.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:07, Reply)
Your jacket is a work of art.
Where did you get it?
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 1:08, Reply)
I assume it's on the Flickr pool
But I can never be arsed to bookmark it
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:51, Reply)
I think we agreed the photos weren't going 'public'

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:52, Reply)
Is that what they told you?

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:54, Reply)
They're not, as far as I can see.
probably just as well; I'm not sure that the internet could withstand the sight of me throwing shapes on the dancefloor. Which rakky kindly reminded me of on Sunday afternoon.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:55, Reply)
that triangle went miles

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:00, Reply)
Did I miss a lot of fun stuff after I bailed?

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:06, Reply)
Only the glassing, the other fight and the hangovers.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:07, Reply)
Ah, man
I miss all the good stuff.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:08, Reply)
We really needed Amberl to be there.
She'd have sorted out the bovva.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)
She would, too.
Did we get thrown out of anywhere?
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:11, Reply)
Nah.
We were all far too well behaved.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:12, Reply)
and hours and hours in a wetherspoons

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)
there was a club with a bad DJ
dancing, a glassing, more dancing, herding cats, back to respective sleeping places. Mine turned out to be in the middle of The Nightingale Floor*

*This is a thing in a book which was a floor that creaked when anyone walked on it, thus alerting the paranoid clan-leader to assasins, only the one I was surrounded by was mostly walked on by dancing elephants. I had very little sleep
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)
Oh god, I was doing goth hands as well!!!

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:26, Reply)
Go on then, I could do with a laugh.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:53, Reply)
You escaped!
But I have a fab one of tourettes. Am trying to get my iPad to put them on fb!
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:55, Reply)
*pulls up chair*

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:14, Reply)
That's what you get for taking Saturday off.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:25, Reply)
How did Terry Hall go from weedy freak in the 70s to the sex beast he obviously is today?

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:29, Reply)
Maybe he did too much too young.

(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)
I think it's the other way round.
He's too stocky now init. Rake thin is sexy as fuck and will be me again soon.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)
No, no, no.
These days he's lovely.

Too thin doesn't work if you put him next to a fat biffer.
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)
Hey chumps and chumpets!
I'm back. We got 25/40 in our pub quiz. We're still not great. How's everyone else, I can't be arsed to read the thread
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:53, Reply)
Meh.
You didn't win, then?
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:57, Reply)
nope :(
there were two winners, got 39 and then had 3 tie breakers
(, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:58, Reply)

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