After watching Monty's favourite British, space based, TV show
I made triple fried egg sandwiches, with chilli sauce and chutney.

Fucking gorgeous!
( Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:23, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The Sky at Night?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Oh fucking hell, must you bring that up again?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Red Dwarf rules.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Check this out everyone!!!!!
'WHAT THE SMEGGING SMEG?????!!!!!!!'

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Positively Wildean.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Don't get me wrong, I do like quite a number of episodes of it
Others haven't aged well at all though
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Theme tune: bent
Actors: shit
Plotlines: pathetic
Sets: shoddy
Smeg: 1000,000,0000,0000,000000000,0000000
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Chill out, Iron Balls.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:49, Reply)

Which do you want me to do first?
Chill out, or iron my balls?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:51, Reply)

The Sandwich or The Sky at Night?

( Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Anything to do with Red Dwarf
Everytime anyone does, we get this - www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1598192

Also, I'm still yet to try one of those sandwiches.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Shall I bring up my nuts again instead?
They are black and purple this morning and feel like someone is standing on them
( Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Urgh.
What happened?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Someone stood on his nuts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:38, Reply)

he tried to teabag a waste disposal unit.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Extreme teabagging

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:40, Reply)

I'm not sure
So I'll let these guys explain
( Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:40, Reply)

oh urgh, I didn't want to know that.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:40, Reply)

I know, I shouldn't have asked..

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Ahh, I thought as much.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:41, Reply)

And rightly so.
It's 'smegging' awful.

Craig Charles has only been funny twice in his life

1) When it came out that he was a cocaine crazed rapist
2) When the anecdote about his 'crack and wanking' crazed taxi ride from Manchester to London came out

AWOOOGA!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Just because that miserable shell of a man doesn't like something
it doesn't mean it has no value.

Despite him saying that it doesn't.

It's ironic really because I had Monts down as a bit of a Rimmer.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Yeah, well...
YOU'RE GAY!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:40, Reply)

sick burn

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:41, Reply)

I know. I'm well chuffed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:42, Reply)

I'm shaking my head at you.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:42, Reply)

In a 'oh man, how do you it?' kind of way.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:43, Reply)

uuuhhh... yeah... exactly that way.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Thought so.
Listen, if I knew, I'd bottle it and sell it!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:41, Reply)

He is half right though
When I was 11 years old and sneakily staying up late to watch it, it was one of the funniest things I had ever seen. As I got older and they continued to make further series of it, it got progressively less and less funny.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Any adults still finding it amusing should take a look at themselves.*
*and if they are wearing a Red Dwarf t-shirt, should delete their accounts and kill themselves.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:45, Reply)

I'm happy to do it for them if it speeds things along.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Monty, earlier...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:43, Reply)

SMEG OFF, JEFF!!!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Offs......
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:46, Reply)

RIMMSY, BIG MAN.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:48, Reply)

You know the internet, right?
You know those things that cover the branches of trees, right? The green, flat things?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Caterpillars?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Stick insects

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Leaf insects?
do you have them there?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:56, Reply)

bloody everywhere

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:57, Reply)

awesome.
I think they're cool.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:58, Reply)

The ones we have here aren't flat.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Until the 8 year old bert got hold of them

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:58, Reply)

What? My Nuts?

( Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:02, Reply)

it's my fridge!!
only mine is pink.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:24, Reply)

You have a pink fridge?
surely that's taking it too far?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:25, Reply)

yep, that's what started it all!
it's not as bad as it sounds - it's a pale pink, and the rest of the kitchen/dining room is all white walls, grey units, wooden floors, glass table, chocolate suede chairs etc. then other people bought me pink things to go with it, like the pink retro radio or the pink egg timer.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:35, Reply)

But I wasn't talking about Red Dwarf

( Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:57, Reply)

The Sky at Night.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Space 1999?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Exactly

( Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Wowee
Chilli sauce and chutney, have you ever tried chilli jam?
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:44, Reply)