Just because that miserable shell of a man doesn't like something
it doesn't mean it has no value.

Despite him saying that it doesn't.

It's ironic really because I had Monts down as a bit of a Rimmer.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:38, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yeah, well...
YOU'RE GAY!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:40, Reply)

sick burn

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:41, Reply)

I know. I'm well chuffed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:42, Reply)

I'm shaking my head at you.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:42, Reply)

In a 'oh man, how do you it?' kind of way.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:43, Reply)

uuuhhh... yeah... exactly that way.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Thought so.
Listen, if I knew, I'd bottle it and sell it!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:41, Reply)

He is half right though
When I was 11 years old and sneakily staying up late to watch it, it was one of the funniest things I had ever seen. As I got older and they continued to make further series of it, it got progressively less and less funny.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Any adults still finding it amusing should take a look at themselves.*
*and if they are wearing a Red Dwarf t-shirt, should delete their accounts and kill themselves.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:45, Reply)

I'm happy to do it for them if it speeds things along.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Monty, earlier...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:43, Reply)

SMEG OFF, JEFF!!!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Offs......
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:46, Reply)

RIMMSY, BIG MAN.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:48, Reply)

You know the internet, right?
You know those things that cover the branches of trees, right? The green, flat things?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Caterpillars?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Stick insects

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Leaf insects?
do you have them there?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:56, Reply)

bloody everywhere

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:57, Reply)

awesome.
I think they're cool.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:58, Reply)

The ones we have here aren't flat.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Until the 8 year old bert got hold of them

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 9:58, Reply)

What? My Nuts?

( Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:02, Reply)

it's my fridge!!
only mine is pink.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:24, Reply)

You have a pink fridge?
surely that's taking it too far?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:25, Reply)

yep, that's what started it all!
it's not as bad as it sounds - it's a pale pink, and the rest of the kitchen/dining room is all white walls, grey units, wooden floors, glass table, chocolate suede chairs etc. then other people bought me pink things to go with it, like the pink retro radio or the pink egg timer.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:35, Reply)