the fat one is rachelswipe
the chubby one is jeff
the large one is BGB
B3th is the one on the portly side
and davros's granddad is a chunky lardo
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:36, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

it's funny because
oh wait. no it isn't.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:37, Reply)

And let no one doubt that you were there.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:37, Reply)

to be fair
he didn't have a pop at you. and you're the fattest one of the lot.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:38, Reply)

He was very kind, just calling me chubby.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:38, Reply)

yeah but given how enormously fat you actually are
that was a compliment
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:44, Reply)

That's why I said he was kind.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Using the standard B3ta fat measuring system
Jeff registers as 6.2 fat ballbags
( Kroney, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:46, Reply)

i'm a 4.9
but only cos i keep sitting on my fat ballbags
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:47, Reply)

i watched from a distance like a martian in war of them worlds

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:40, Reply)

No one could have dreamed we were being scrutinized, as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. Few b3tans even considered the possibility of life in Quintens head and yet, across the gulf of space, a mind immeasurably inferior to ours regarded this Earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely, he drew his plans against us.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:44, Reply)

i'm going to land my space tube in your backyard and fuck shit up

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:46, Reply)

sounding pretty gay right here

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:46, Reply)

you like the thought of me and another man, don't you swipe?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:48, Reply)

oh yeah
the thought of your neckless space tube jabbing into his hairy poo chute has got me frothing at the clopper like a washing tablet in lemonade.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:51, Reply)

this is your most erudite post of all time

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:51, Reply)